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So about two weeks ago I was playing softball at the company softball tournament. I ran to third base without realizing that someone had already stopped on third. So, I ran back to second and did this amazing jump slide, rendering me safe in the nick of time. And while all that was going on, the guy on third decided to run home and he scored a point! It was the stuff you see in movies, I tell ya . . . movies about guys who make bad decisions in softball. So anyway, I'm standing there on second and my leg is all dirty and feels a bit sore. Suddenly all this blood starts seeping from my leg into the dirt that is covering it. So, after safely making it to home plate I poured some fresh water on my leg and all the dirt and blood washed away exposing this huge nasty raw flesh wound. Right now it is considerably smaller, but I have a huge scab.

Do you guys want me to post a picture of my scab when I get home tonight?

YES!! YES!! OH, SWEET JESUS, YES!!!!!!

yeah, can I eat it?

Originally posted by Impediment
YES!! YES!! OH, SWEET JESUS, YES!!!!!!

I know, I know. Settle down. *pets Impediment* Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah, can I eat it? I'm sure we could somehow work that out.

cool

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
cool

I'll mail it to you as long as you video yourself eating it and put it on youtube.

Something similar happened to me the other day, apart from it was on sand, not mud. I haven't got a huge scab though, I'm quite jealous.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Something similar happened to me the other day, apart from it was on sand, not mud. I haven't got a huge scab though, I'm quite jealous.
Beer helps the pain.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'll mail it to you as long as you video yourself eating it and put it on youtube.


let's do it

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
let's do it

This chunk fell off of it in the shower yesterday. I think it's still in the waste basket. I'll try to find it for you as an appetizer.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Beer helps the pain.

Thanks, doc.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Thanks, doc.

That'll be a thousand dollars and fifty cents.

he scored a point? a RUN.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
he scored a point? a RUN.

Yeah yeah.

WHERE'S THE PICTURE.

Originally posted by Ax3l
WHERE'S THE PICTURE.

I will post it when I get home. I might actually make a video of it.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I will post it when I get home. I might actually make a video of it. TH=headbang

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
TH=headbang

That's right RJ. I don't f**k around. I give the people what they want. I give it a hundred and ten percent every time.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's right RJ. I don't f**k around. I give the people what they want. I give it a hundred and ten percent every time. Bring it. I say pick at it a while til it gets infected, then make a vid of it oozing green pus.

I'm sorry, I've brough you this.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/Hyperphase/baby.gif

Post it so we can all see it

I wanna see the scab being peeled off.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bring it. I say pick at it a while til it gets infected, then make a vid of it oozing green pus.

Nah, I'll do better than that! Stand by, vid is almost up.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Nah, I'll do better than that! Stand by, vid is almost up. rockROCK THE CASBAH rock

I have a wicked sunburn from mulching for my aunt and uncle, I kind of want to catalog the skin peelings.

Vid is up! I hope you enjoy.

0I-AAgRMA1U

Whoa!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Vid is up! I hope you enjoy.

0I-AAgRMA1U


crylaugh crylaugh OH man.......

Self righteous bump!

If you guys have not yet seen my scab video, it's some of my best work. Please enjoy it with a friend or with a nice cool iced coffee beverage.

-Hiker

0I-AAgRMA1U

aweposh Gawd

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Vid is up! I hope you enjoy.

0I-AAgRMA1U hhaahahhahahahahhaah

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Personally I can hardly watch it.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Self righteous bump!

If you guys have not yet seen my scab video, it's some of my best work. Please enjoy it with a friend or with a nice cool iced coffee beverage.

-Hiker

0I-AAgRMA1U I......CANT.....STOP.......WATCHING IT...........

lick ittttttt

I'd pay a thousand bucks to see TH's lady lick the scab.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd pay a thousand bucks to see TH's lady lick the scab.
Orly?

I liked the part where Internal Affairs cought on and they knew TH was leading them into a trap.

while watching I literally yelled "NOT THE GRATER!!!!"

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Orly?

Originally posted by Scythe
I liked the part where Internal Affairs cought on and they knew TH was leading them into a trap. You got that part? People usually don't catch that. Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
while watching I literally yelled "NOT THE GRATER!!!!"

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You got that part? People usually don't catch that.

You have a very cute doggy.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Orly? waiting.... haermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Vid is up! I hope you enjoy.

0I-AAgRMA1U that was AWESOME!

haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
waiting.... haermm

Ain't gonna happen.

Should have jumped into the pool after


"WHY, WHY, WHY???"

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Should have jumped into the pool after


"WHY, WHY, WHY???"

I don't live in that house anymore. But then again I do have a little pop up pool set up, damn. Too late.

waiting.... haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
waiting.... haermm Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.haermm

You have no frame of reference and you don't know what you're talking about Donnie.