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The US Martial Arts champion, known as Ken Masters was in the middle of the ring which he had his staff members set up for him. As always, he had a big event going on and unlike his counter part, Ryu-- who was more humble in doing things, Ken was one to make things announced and well known. He held a microphone in one hand and a white towel in the other, yet despite the opponent who he had a minute ago, Ken didn't even so much as break a sweat.

Fighters now these days were harder and harder to find, and Ken was unsatisfied with the challenges that came at him. He just brought in the microphone in close to his face and smiled out to the crowd.

"Oh come on, there has to be a challenge out there! Anyone really! C'mon!" Ken chuckled out.

Suddenly, the crowd began to dispurse as a young girl would be making her way over to the ring. Ken blinked his eyes a little in pure surprise as he noticed that his opponent would be much younger than he. The girl appeared to be of Euro-Asian descent and she was dressed in the traditional white karate gi.

She climbed up onto the arena and stepped into the ring. She smiled to Ken and bowed to him out of respect. A microphone had been handed to her by Ken and she spoke into it.

"Mister Masters... My name is Hitomi, and I am here to challenge you. I have been training extra hard for the last two months since I heard that you were coming to Germany! And now, here you are-- will you accept my challenge?!" Hitomi said with a smile on her face.

Ken shrugged his shoulders and nodded his head before he entered into the Ansatsuken fighting stance. Hitomi just balled her hands into fists and entered into the Karate stance. Both stared into each other's faces, and both ran in towards one another.

Hitomi turned with her hips and punched out with her right hand, yet Ken blocked the punch. He winced his eyes a little in discomfort-- he had to admit, the girl could hit, and she hit HARD.

Ken dashed back and motioned his right hand out for Hitomi to give him her best.

"KIIYAAAAII!" Hitomi yelled out as she immediately rushed over towards Ken.

Perhaps, Ken had found the challenge which he sought in the karate girl known as Hitomi.

Hitomi ftw...

terry bogard ftw

Originally posted by Sado22
terry bogard ftw

terry stop the match and power stream them...?

Okay...ignoring the lame story; how could anyone try to hurt this:

http://ui07.gamespot.com/1350/xboxdeadoraliveextremevolleyball124_2.jpg

nice body.

but, even mai shiranui never won any KOF. get what I mean?

She gets her cute ass beat down. Ken's not gonna break a sweat on her either.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
She gets her cute ass beat down. Ken's not gonna break a sweat on her either.

I completely agree.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
She gets her cute ass beat down. Ken's not gonna break a sweat on her either.

What that's it? Nothing sexual??? I am disappointed with KMC this day.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Okay...ignoring the lame story; how could anyone try to hurt this:

http://ui07.gamespot.com/1350/xboxdeadoraliveextremevolleyball124_2.jpg

By forcing oneself to admit that she's ultimately fictional...

...

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/weep.gif

Originally posted by First_Tsurugi06
By forcing oneself to admit that she's ultimately fictional...

...

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/weep.gif

Don't ruin the dream...don't ruin the dream

back to topic, ken would win.

Hitomi takes off her clothes.
Ken pops a boner.















Ken wins.
You can probably guess what happened next.

eliza comes to the ring and drag ken out.

I'll hurt her. With a matress, candles, grapple move and my ultimate thrust.

Originally posted by Csdabest
I'll hurt her. With a matress, candles, grapple move and my ultimate thrust.

Win

Originally posted by Csdabest
I'll hurt her. With a matress, candles, grapple move and my ultimate thrust.

....what about handcuffs, lubricants, whips and strap-ons?

what are you going to do to hitomi with those things?

Originally posted by DarkC
Hitomi takes off her clothes.
Ken pops a boner.















Ken wins.
You can probably guess what happened next.

He'll ask her out...if his family isn't watching, that is.

Remember Hitomi fought Jann Lee who knocked out a T-Rex with one strike, it's gonna be a decent fight, not a curbstomp.

-tie her up with a handcuff
-whip her with the whip
-let her have fun with the stap-ons
-...and i think you know where the lubricant goes, right? unless you're 14.

should be fun

*Walks into thread*

*Farts loudly*

Best mood killing technique ever!

No way, that shit turns me on.

I'm gonna fart in this little skank's mouth and take a steamy shit on her eyeballs while cutting my wrists and bleeding on her nipples.

that's too much. you sure know how to torture a girls...

Originally posted by Kirikaze Fuuma
that's too much. you sure know how to torture a girls... I'm the one bleeding. I have thought about cutting open her temple with a rusty screwdriver and making love to it though. Aw fvck it I'm doing it.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I'm the one bleeding. I have thought about cutting open her temple with a rusty screwdriver and making love to it though. Aw fvck it I'm doing it.

maniac

Originally posted by Kirikaze Fuuma
maniac Wanna join?

no thx

dark-jaxx you're on disgusting freak!






i like it

*give dark-jaxx his phonenumber*

sado22 too?

this is a sad thread

welcome to KMC.

thank you

.................................

I take back my previous statement... It seems I just opened up the super sadists club of KMC.

too late, foo
*gives Darko his phonenumber also*

no more sadist club!

*use fuuma mugenjin to kill sadist club members one by one

*stacks up his handcuffs, lubricants and whips*
BRING IT ON!


P.S. i'm started to get scared of myself

Oh yes!!!! *Takes a severed horse penis and chases the members with it*

*summoning mist and illusions

"I'm here dark jaxx"...

"where do you looking at?"

"I'm here."

"no...no... I'm here..."

"you don't know where am I do you?"

*appeared out of nowhere and stabbed Dark-Jaxx and sado from behind

get me one of those too!

Originally posted by Sado22
get me one of those too!
You have to stick 100 rusty needles in the head of your penis first.

C'mon, people let's get back on topic here.

yeah he's right




DARKJAXX, what were going to do to Hitomi after the candles and the handcuffs?

looks like the sadist club is still here... why don't both of you try ken?

nah...he's married. we have ethics

He won't be married after I pluck his little whore's eyes out and rip out her intestines with a garden shovel.

Loopholes ftw!

Originally posted by Sado22
....what about handcuffs, lubricants, whips and strap-ons?

You forgot the whipped cream and chocolate syrup.

snafu too?
how about you write a whole new "lemon" intro for this?

whip

You people didn't listen to my comment at all, did you....

Originally posted by ThoraxeRMG
You people didn't listen to my comment at all, did you.... We read it, we just honestly can't bother to give a shit.

whip

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
We read it, we just honestly can't bother to give a shit.

Reported for stupidty.:/

Originally posted by ThoraxeRMG
Reported for stupidty.:/ Reported for faggotry.

Lol JK.

But Ken does win.

Hitomi in bondage outfit says "no" whip

from bikini to bondage outfit? who changed her dress?

Ken wouldnt hit a girl as cute as Hitomi. If anything she'd drag him to a mall making cutesy faces in order to have him spend his fortune on her while Eliza stalks them.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
We read it, we just honestly can't bother to give a shit.
Jaxx, don't be an ass, okay?

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
Ken wouldnt hit a girl as cute as Hitomi. If anything she'd drag him to a mall making cutesy faces in order to have him spend his fortune on her while Eliza stalks them.

bondage girl and stalker girl. i think i'm about to...*explodes over the PC*

since when hitomi became a bondage girl?

since i asked her too shifty

Originally posted by Kirikaze Fuuma
since when hitomi became a bondage girl?

She never was...

Originally posted by Sado22
.lubricants

Lubricants?

**** Lubricants. With me, she'll be lucky if she gets some hair grease or car brake cleaner. I'm not payin no 6 dollas' for some KY jelly or Vaseline.

shit.

I don't use condoms.

I wrap my shit in sandpaper.

its just between me and her shifty


shampoo and shaving gel work also.


you wrap your shit in sandpaper?

~SexGuru Sado-sama

Well technically yes, I crap in my hand and stroke my penis to cover it in shit, then wrap it in sandpaper for safe sex.

Can we please get back on topic.? <_<

Knock it off with the disgusting vulgar language right now. Dark-Jaxx, consider this a warning. The rest of you, if I see another post like that it'll also be a warning. This forum is PG-13, so go elsewhere if you want to be vulgar.

Can we got to the OTT?

Not with that sort of language. The entire forum is PG-13, not "the entire forum except off-topic threads".

Well, can you make an exception for me? I am your friend, aren't I? *applies pressure*

Blax, shut up. ermm

I'm sorry.crylaugh

but we're usin condoms. its all safe

You fool. haermm

Originally posted by Peach
Knock it off with the disgusting vulgar language right now. Dark-Jaxx, consider this a warning. The rest of you, if I see another post like that it'll also be a warning. This forum is PG-13, so go elsewhere if you want to be vulgar. Can I get a kiss on the cheek? I'll be good.

just stop this crap...

kiss

P.S. this smiley looks like Heihachi!! puke

Just a quick note.

I am in no way responsible for the travesty that just occured in here...

I mean jeez, all I have to say is the word "Fart" and people become lunatics in here...

You guys are wierd...

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
You guys are wierd...
You should have known this by now comrade.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Just a quick note.

I am in no way responsible for the travesty that just occured in here...

I mean jeez, all I have to say is the word "Fart" and people become lunatics in here...

You guys are wierd... You should have known that would set me off sweetey.

*facepalm

whip