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Thoren
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Barker
HAHA OH WOW

I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT SOTAM XD

Scythe
Heya Barker.

Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
HAHA OH WOW

I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT SOTAM XD Ancient update.


*frowns*

Barker
Hey guys

ThorinWoofer
6 year bimp.

Barker
i was still dating bnb when this was posted

damnt

silver_tears
What the hell's a bnb?

silver_tears
Also, "dating"? crylaugh

Barker
df

ThorinWoofer
She kufed your shit up bro.

Barker
A gentle reminder that Kate Upton is built like a fridge

ThorinWoofer
The boobs on her, motorboat season is upon us.

Barker
She'll be gross by age 30

It's xyz!
Y

ThorinWoofer
because she is a regular sized woman, and not some anorexic he/she that barker likes.

Barker
I like a woman I can fit my arms around

ThorinWoofer
you're a six foot three brown gumby, you can fit your arms around her.

though she probably wouldn't let you.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I like a woman I can fit my arms around

Maybe the problem isn't the woman, maybe the problem is your arms haermm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker
I'd like a woman

Barker
Originally posted by Bardock42

Originally posted by Bardock42

you understand me

ThorinWoofer
not like I do.

Barker
don't get jealous

It's xyz!
Erm, guys. I'm still here.

ThorinWoofer
That's nice.

It's xyz!
sad

Barker
ark hey fire

ThorinWoofer
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Barker
so your brain finally gave out

ThorinWoofer
I had to do a master restore.

Barker
you mean slave restore

ThorinWoofer
if that is what i meant, that is what i would have said.

Barker
Do you ever get that "i wish it was friday so I could drink" feeling at 130 on a wednesday

ThorinWoofer
No, I'm not a drunk.








Anymore.

Barker
I like to drink, apparently people can smell alcohol even if it's just a little bit

ThorinWoofer
Maybe you just smell.

Barker
I don't #smellgood

ThorinWoofer
So you stink?

Barker
I don't know why the **** I posted that crackers haermm

ThorinWoofer
You were drunk most likely.

Barker
Not at 3 pm

ThorinWoofer
Don't be in denial.

Barker
Need to buy a new bed frame before the 1st

silver_tears
For you and your right hand? haermm

Bardock42
Ha! Jokes on you, he uses his left hand!

Barker
both feet, try to imagine it

ThorinWoofer
Footjob

Barker
13

ThorinWoofer
Wank.

Funny word.

It's xyz!
Tis quite normal really.

Barker
If you live in a 3rd world country

It's xyz!
Originally posted by Barker
If you live in a 3rd world country You mean like Utah?

ThorinWoofer
hah, told you

snap, son

sucka, you got served

Barker
utah isn't a country

ThorinWoofer
It's bigger than the country he hails from doe.

Barker
jw00t

ThorinWoofer
London is better than st. George doe.

Barker
Reported

ThorinWoofer
Truth hurts.

It's xyz!
Barker hurts.

Barker
My arms are a little sore, but they don't hurt

It's xyz!
You don't gym.

ThorinWoofer
I love doing shoulder and back exercises.

Barker
need to go tonight

It's xyz!
I do a full cardio workout for my warm up.

ThorinWoofer
Should cardio after a workout.

Barker
cardio kills gains

ThorinWoofer
Only if you over do it.

It's xyz!
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Should cardio after a workout. It loosenes the muscles so I think it's good before.

ThorinWoofer
If you're going to workout your legs, than yes. Otherwise cardio after a workout is best, and it helps keep your blood pumping.

Barker
1 mile before/after. Nothing too crazy, 8-9 mins each. Slight cooldown

Gives you enough time to get into the meat of Sgt Peppers before the real work starts

It's xyz!
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
If you're going to workout your legs, than yes. Otherwise cardio after a workout is best, and it helps keep your blood pumping. I might try doing cardio after work outs then.

ThorinWoofer
Gonna do some deadlifts tomorrow

Barker
never done a deadlift but I hear they're the best one to do

ThorinWoofer
Core workout brah.

Barker
#getbig

ThorinWoofer
I'm getting a corner office.

Barker
I have a cubicle

ThorinWoofer
You are so winning.

Barker
jw00t

Bardock42
Hey hey, Barker Barker, I don't like your girlfr......oh..sorry. sad

ThorinWoofer
Them fighting words.

Bardock42
They are words anyways.

Barker
hahaha holy **** barker got destroyed

ThorinWoofer
Human scum walketh the earth.

Barker
i saw a possible new BNB yesterday at church

ThorinWoofer
Sophia Coppola is my bnb.

Barker
Pics of it

ThorinWoofer
Bnb.

Barker
Not a bad specimen, very nice N technique

ThorinWoofer
She's 42.

Would still smash until her age catches up to her.

Barker
42 is old you graverobber

ThorinWoofer
Nah.

Barker
I think my upper age range is maria menoonos

ThorinWoofer
Quite the gap in age.

Barker
how old

ThorinWoofer
She be 35.

Barker
Old enough to be my mom sick

ThorinWoofer
She would have been a very young mom.

Barker
i'll make her a very old mom 31

ThorinWoofer
Say what.

Barker
31

ThorinWoofer
I've seen Scarlett johansson nude.

Barker
yeah i occasionally have dreams while i sleep too

ThorinWoofer
She be naked in her new movie.

Barker
she's past her prime, kinda like BNB

ThorinWoofer
She ain't.

Though her boobs aren't what I was mentally picturing.

theamazing608
hola smile everyones

Barker
that wasn't a creepy post

ThorinWoofer
Every time I try to get a little high minded.

Barker
I'm high minded all the time

ThorinWoofer
You think you're better than me?

Barker
since at least 2011

ThorinWoofer
crylaugh

Barker
okay fine, 2012

ThorinWoofer
Double cryl.

Barker
bg

ThorinWoofer
excellent

Barker
wave

ThorinWoofer
sup B nigga

Barker
Working on my app, going 2 get rich

ThorinWoofer
Sure.

Barker
Just watch, you're only getting 2%

ThorinWoofer
You better make one billion $'s

Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker
Working on my app, going 2 get rich

What app you gonna make?

Barker
Social game with some of my art, It's gonna be rad

ThorinWoofer
Call it Barkt.

Barker
I was thinking Score or Story, but I don't know yet

ThorinWoofer
Free beta?

silver_tears
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Call it Barkt.

Barker
free beta for you guys since you supported sotam

ThorinWoofer
I'll come for my 2%

Barker
I said 1, slime

But since I'm selling to Facebook for $2b, that's still like what, 20m?

ThorinWoofer
It'll be ten, watch your tone.

Barker
costanza

ThorinWoofer
The cheek on you.

Barker
There are a ton of threads to reply to

ThorinWoofer
Let's condense them

Barker
pick a few to kill

ThorinWoofer
All the ef threads

Barker
wg

ThorinWoofer
bg

Barker
costanza

are we doing this again

ThorinWoofer
babby

Yeah

Barker
barkerliveintokyo

i forgot them all

ThorinWoofer
upb

Barker
b2

BakaXero
Still here I see.

It's xyz!
Lol, Baka is a genious.

ThorinWoofer
No one has ever accused him of being a genius before.

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