Hey Barker?
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Thoren
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Barker
HAHA OH WOW
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT SOTAM XD
Thoren
Originally posted by Barker
HAHA OH WOW
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT SOTAM XD Ancient update.
*frowns*
Barker
i was still dating bnb when this was posted
damnt
silver_tears
What the hell's a bnb?
silver_tears
Also, "dating"? crylaugh
ThorinWoofer
She kufed your shit up bro.
Barker
A gentle reminder that Kate Upton is built like a fridge
ThorinWoofer
The boobs on her, motorboat season is upon us.
Barker
She'll be gross by age 30
ThorinWoofer
because she is a regular sized woman, and not some anorexic he/she that barker likes.
Barker
I like a woman I can fit my arms around
ThorinWoofer
you're a six foot three brown gumby, you can fit your arms around her.
though she probably wouldn't let you.
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I like a woman I can fit my arms around
Maybe the problem isn't the woman, maybe the problem is your arms haermm
Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker
I'd like a woman
Barker
Originally posted by Bardock42
Originally posted by Bardock42
you understand me
ThorinWoofer
not like I do.
It's xyz!
Erm, guys. I'm still here.
ThorinWoofer
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Barker
so your brain finally gave out
ThorinWoofer
I had to do a master restore.
Barker
you mean slave restore
ThorinWoofer
if that is what i meant, that is what i would have said.
Barker
Do you ever get that "i wish it was friday so I could drink" feeling at 130 on a wednesday
ThorinWoofer
No, I'm not a drunk.
Anymore.
Barker
I like to drink, apparently people can smell alcohol even if it's just a little bit
ThorinWoofer
Maybe you just smell.
ThorinWoofer
So you stink?
Barker
I don't know why the **** I posted that crackers haermm
ThorinWoofer
You were drunk most likely.
ThorinWoofer
Don't be in denial.
Barker
Need to buy a new bed frame before the 1st
silver_tears
For you and your right hand? haermm
Bardock42
Ha! Jokes on you, he uses his left hand!
Barker
both feet, try to imagine it
ThorinWoofer
Wank.
Funny word.
It's xyz!
Tis quite normal really.
Barker
If you live in a 3rd world country
It's xyz!
Originally posted by Barker
If you live in a 3rd world country You mean like Utah?
ThorinWoofer
hah, told you
snap, son
sucka, you got served
Barker
utah isn't a country
ThorinWoofer
It's bigger than the country he hails from doe.
ThorinWoofer
London is better than st. George doe.
Barker
My arms are a little sore, but they don't hurt
ThorinWoofer
I love doing shoulder and back exercises.
It's xyz!
I do a full cardio workout for my warm up.
ThorinWoofer
Should cardio after a workout.
ThorinWoofer
Only if you over do it.
It's xyz!
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Should cardio after a workout. It loosenes the muscles so I think it's good before.
ThorinWoofer
If you're going to workout your legs, than yes. Otherwise cardio after a workout is best, and it helps keep your blood pumping.
Barker
1 mile before/after. Nothing too crazy, 8-9 mins each. Slight cooldown
Gives you enough time to get into the meat of Sgt Peppers before the real work starts
It's xyz!
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
If you're going to workout your legs, than yes. Otherwise cardio after a workout is best, and it helps keep your blood pumping. I might try doing cardio after work outs then.
ThorinWoofer
Gonna do some deadlifts tomorrow
Barker
never done a deadlift but I hear they're the best one to do
ThorinWoofer
Core workout brah.
ThorinWoofer
I'm getting a corner office.
ThorinWoofer
You are so winning.
Bardock42
Hey hey, Barker Barker, I don't like your girlfr......oh..sorry.
ThorinWoofer
Them fighting words.
Bardock42
They are words anyways.
Barker
hahaha holy **** barker got destroyed
ThorinWoofer
Human scum walketh the earth.
Barker
i saw a possible new BNB yesterday at church
ThorinWoofer
Sophia Coppola is my bnb.
Barker
Not a bad specimen, very nice N technique
ThorinWoofer
She's 42.
Would still smash until her age catches up to her.
Barker
42 is old you graverobber
Barker
I think my upper age range is maria menoonos
ThorinWoofer
Quite the gap in age.
Barker
Old enough to be my mom
ThorinWoofer
She would have been a very young mom.
Barker
i'll make her a very old mom 31
ThorinWoofer
I've seen Scarlett johansson nude.
Barker
yeah i occasionally have dreams while i sleep too
ThorinWoofer
She be naked in her new movie.
Barker
she's past her prime, kinda like BNB
ThorinWoofer
She ain't.
Though her boobs aren't what I was mentally picturing.
theamazing608
hola
everyones
Barker
that wasn't a creepy post
ThorinWoofer
Every time I try to get a little high minded.
Barker
I'm high minded all the time
ThorinWoofer
You think you're better than me?
Barker
since at least 2011
Barker
Working on my app, going 2 get rich
Barker
Just watch, you're only getting 2%
ThorinWoofer
You better make one billion $'s
Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker
Working on my app, going 2 get rich
What app you gonna make?
Barker
Social game with some of my art, It's gonna be rad
ThorinWoofer
Call it Barkt.
Barker
I was thinking Score or Story, but I don't know yet
silver_tears
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Call it Barkt.
Barker
free beta for you guys since you supported sotam
ThorinWoofer
I'll come for my 2%
Barker
I said 1, slime
But since I'm selling to Facebook for $2b, that's still like what, 20m?
ThorinWoofer
It'll be ten, watch your tone.
ThorinWoofer
The cheek on you.
Barker
There are a ton of threads to reply to
ThorinWoofer
Let's condense them
ThorinWoofer
All the ef threads
Barker
costanza
are we doing this again
Barker
barkerliveintokyo
i forgot them all
BakaXero
Still here I see.
It's xyz!
Lol, Baka is a genious.
ThorinWoofer
No one has ever accused him of being a genius before.
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