Guts & Turds (THE HORROR MOVIE RATING GAME)

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ragesRemorse
well, i guess we will see how this one goes.

You name a movie and if it gets the masochists approval the person to post after you will say GUTS and then name his/her suggestion. If the movie isn't deserving of a masochists viewing, you say TURDS...,got it?




In the mouth of Madness.

MildPossession
I was about to write I would not waste my time watching a horror with the word Turd in the title, but then I carried on reading...

In the Mouth of Madness = Guts


Event Horizon

BackFire
Even Horizon - Turds

American Psycho.

Impediment
Guts.


Amityville Horror (original)

vintageSW77
Turds
That film whilst slightly creepy has no guts


NEKROMANTIC

ragesRemorse
although the movie almost made me lose my guts a few times, i say Turds


Dawn of the dead (remake)

Kazenji
Guts

The Evil Dead

MildPossession
Evil Dead = GUTS!!


The Beyond

BackFire
The Beyond = Guts

Dellamorte Dellamore ('Cemetery Man' in America).

ragesRemorse
I really need to get my hands on a copy of "the beyond" I hear good things.

Cemetary man= Bloody GUTS


seven doors of death

Impediment
Guts


Bubba Ho-Tep

BackFire
Bubba Ho-Tep - Guts

May

vintageSW77
Guts (and a modern classic)


RE ANIMATOR

MildPossession
May is indeed that! really liked May, shame about his second film.



You must!

ragesRemorse
RE-ANIMATOR=GUTS!

A Nightmare on elmstreet 3

MildPossession
GUTS, adored Dream Warriors

Venom

RocasAtoll
Turds.

Cannibal Holocaust.

vintageSW77
GUTS



Doctor Butcher MD aka Zombie Holocaust

BackFire
Originally posted by MildPossession
May is indeed that! really liked May, shame about his second film.



You must!

See Roman. I really liked it. Kinda a spiritual successor to May.

Anyways.

Zombie Holocaust - Turds

Audition.

Dr. Leg Kick
Audition - Guts

Hellraiser: Hellseeker

Röland
Turds.

The Descent.

BackFire
The Descent - Guts, big time!

Last House on the Left.

tylerTOXICITY
Last House on the Left.
Turds.

Wes cravens new nightmare.

MildPossession
Guts, good addition

Scream 2

Röland
Scream 2 - Guts, I thought it was a worthy sequel

Ils/Them

vintageSW77
utter turds

BRAIN DEAD

MildPossession
Guts for Ils stick out tongue

Braindead = Guts


Deep Red

vintageSW77
GUTS
and great soundtrack



THE OMEN (74)

Dr. Leg Kick
The Omen (74') - Guts

Nosferatu

MildPossession
Only seen the original Nosferatu, GUTS

Kolobos

ragesRemorse
Kolobos= Guts....great storytelling.

Rabid

MildPossession
Turd

The Howling

Impediment
Guts



Candyman

MildPossession
Guts

Inside

BackFire
I just saw Inside. Dunno if it was Guts or turds. A little of both. Guess I'll say guts since the gore was pretty good and the tone was solid. Problem was during the middle portion it was a generic slasher suffering from the "everyone who encounters the killer is a epic retard" syndrome. Too bad, the beginning and end were pretty solid.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original).

Micheal_Myers
Guts

Night Of The Living Dead (Original)

MildPossession
I liked all of it except for the end, I don't care what it's suppose to represent but the bit where the policeman was a 'zombie' and turned the lights on and attacked the pregnant woman just spoilt the end... and the effects where the she gets her face torched was just awful.

Apart from the above, I really enjoyed Inside.


Guts to Night of the Living Dead original.


Session 9

BackFire
Yes, that part with the cop was really really dumb. I still count that as the middle.

Session 9 - Guts

MildPossession
Backfire... stick out tongue

BackFire
Oh right, forgot to add a new movie.

The Fly (Cronenberg)

Magic_attack
The Fly- Guts, I liked the remake.



Saw

MildPossession
Guts

Captivity

vintageSW77
never seen it
but someone must have?

ragesRemorse
Captivity=TURDS

Devils backbone

MildPossession
That's what I thought too.

GUTS!! to Devil's Backbone

Cronos

vintageSW77

MildPossession
Turds with some guts moments.

The Innocents

vintageSW77

MildPossession

Impediment
Children of the Corn

MildPossession
7

Alone(Thailand film)

Impediment
Turds


Calvaire (The Ordeal)

ragesRemorse
So, is Calvaire good?

I never heard of it so i did a search on it and it sounds like good ol fashion campy premise.

MildPossession
Impediment have you seen the Thailand film Alone?

vintageSW77
Seeing as no one has seen the above flick other tham MP ill put forward this flick which i bought today and ive had a quick look and it looks pretty disturbing its....................
NEKROMANTIC 2!!

ragesRemorse
oh man, i havent seen the Nekromantic flicks in a long damn time.

Nekromantic 2 =GUTS!!! for sure

creepshow

MildPossession
Anyone, haven't seen it myself.

vintageSW77
guts
ah Creepshow ...one of the first Horror videos we rented at home back in the early days of vhs


TORSO

MildPossession
Haven't seen it, anyone?

ragesRemorse
I have never heard of it.

How about, The girl next door?

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Dr. Leg Kick
Audition - Guts

Hellraiser: Hellseeker

Turds


Skjult

jinXed by JaNx
Amityville horror, Remake

Bouboumaster
Both of Guts and Turds. A lot of "wtf" in that movie. I'll say Guts, but barely.


Human Centipede

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