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This is what woke me up at 4:30am this morning.

landed right on my bed so now I have to sleep on my very uncomfortable couch

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7893/destroyedrooffo2.th.jpg

haermm Sucks for you,

Yeah.. it does.

Originally posted by T.M
This is what woke me up at 4:30am this morning.

landed right on my bed so now I have to sleep on my very uncomfortable couch

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7893/destroyedrooffo2.th.jpg

Aawww! hug

You okay?

Thanks hun hug

Yeah I'm fine... all the stuff landed by my feet

Wow... thats crazy

Yep.. my roof hasn't been in the best of conditions for a while now.. then this morning it couldn't take any more lol.

Lol seems so.

Good thing your okay tho

Yea good thing.

Good thing I moved my bed the other day because of it.. if I hadn't it would have hit me lol

Thats creepy to think...

Like you kno...

"What if i hadn't have done this?" weird eh

yep, guess I am lucky

That you are my friend :P

Anywhos how have you been?

OH MY GOD!


I LOVE THE GODFATHER.

Good till this morning

how about you?

Lol

and eh... I been better

aww whats wrong?

Originally posted by Ax3l
OH MY GOD!


I LOVE THE GODFATHER.

ditto. Glad you picked up on the point of the thread there

PM'ed

Originally posted by T.M
Yea good thing.

Good thing I moved my bed the other day because of it.. if I hadn't it would have hit me lol

Meh, wouldn't have hurt too bad.

Originally posted by T.M
This is what woke me up at 4:30am this morning.

landed right on my bed so now I have to sleep on my very uncomfortable couch

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7893/destroyedrooffo2.th.jpg

Holy crap! shocklaugh

once I was awoken by the hot water heater falling through the roof and landing next to me.

Originally posted by T.M
This is what woke me up at 4:30am this morning.

landed right on my bed so now I have to sleep on my very uncomfortable couch

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7893/destroyedrooffo2.th.jpg
Take better care of your house?!

awesome

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Meh, wouldn't have hurt too bad.

No it wouldn't but it was all the disgusting water that made it fall that wouldhave been very messy.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Holy crap! shocklaugh

Yeah.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
once I was awoken by the hot water heater falling through the roof and landing next to me.

Damn.. thats lucky.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Take better care of your house?!

awesome

Nothing we could do.. had loads of storms recently and water has gotten in.

post man woke me up this morning,


bastard was sitting at the foot of my bed

creepy

Originally posted by T.M
creepy

yeah,


could you imagine

I think I would rather mine to that lol..

there no insurance for that

Originally posted by T.M
I think I would rather mine to that lol..

there no insurance for that

yeah


he's all like "I got a package baby"

and I'm all like


"wut"?

Great line

he seemed to think so

You think he became a postman just to use the line?

Originally posted by T.M


You think he became a postman just to use the line?

yeah, I am considering doing it

Ditto.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
post man woke me up this morning,


bastard was sitting at the foot of my bed

Did he tie you down so you couldn't escape?

Originally posted by steverules
Did he tie you down so you couldn't escape?


no he was quite the gentleman

Have you seen wedding crashers?

Originally posted by steverules
Have you seen wedding crashers?


yes


the dude ties him to the bed

I thought the crazy chick tied him to the bed then he falls asleep then wakes up and the dudes right next to him, that scene made me laugh so much, and the painting haermm

Originally posted by steverules
I thought the crazy chick tied him to the bed then he falls asleep then wakes up and the dudes right next to him, that scene made me laugh so much, and the painting haermm
yeah, you're right,

same thing

you guys are funny don't stop

I woke up to an old lady screaming my name


don't get the wrong idea

Originally posted by Randi
you guys are funny don't stop

I woke up to an old lady screaming my name


don't get the wrong idea


well now I have the wrong idea

I take care of my dad's senile mom.she is 78 and i want to kill and just let her on her way, i know it sounds mean but if you have to get up to that noise that shrilling voice you would kill her too

Originally posted by Randi
I take care of my dad's senile mom.she is 78 and i want to kill and just let her on her way, i know it sounds mean but if you have to get up to that noise that shrilling voice you would kill her too


bnest grandaughter ever

not grandaughter i have a grandma already that i love the most becuse she is related and has been there for me my whole life this one is my step dads mom, get it?
and she is lazy and thats why she is in the state she is in now. i have no sympathy for her, she did it to her self

Originally posted by Randi
I take care of my dad's senile mom.she is 78 and i want to kill and just let her on her way, i know it sounds mean but if you have to get up to that noise that shrilling voice you would kill her too

All you need are some sleeping pills and a pillow...then put her in a car on the drivers side, drive it into a lake and make it look like an accident

we have morphine and citalapran which is a mood controlling pill

although i am half temoted to take the morphine

Do it sly

i must stay up for te hospice people because they are narcs, i hate tattle tails.

Originally posted by Randi
i must stay up for te hospice people because they are narcs, i hate tattle tails.

Get a shot gun, a hunting hat and a rocking chair...sit on your front lawn and then point it at them and say 'You best get of ma land before ai pump yo ass fullo lead!'

i wish i had a gun

As do I No more comms and employability

If hell was a lesson it would be comms and employability...just my luck it's part of the friggin course I'm on which is IT...so when I need to fix a computer knowing what I need when stranded in a desert is going to help me out

I would have screamed if that chunk of ceiling fell on my bed.

the telephone not cellphone the freaking telephone.