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*crickets chirping*

give me 9 years

Okay. PM and I'll bump it then, okay cool.

k

I could be 30

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I could be 30

Thirty what?

Hellooooooooooooo haermm

Haha, **** that.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Haha, I have a vagina.

Nah, just not 30. Don't really fancy being that age, either.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
crylaugh

4 years to go

11 years to go.

10 for me.

17 for me.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
11 years to go. They will pass by quickly, trust me.

-3 years to go

5 1/2 years to go.

There already

14 years to go for me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hellooooooooooooo haermm
I saw the title of this thread and immediately thought of you. shocklaugh



I still got 11 years to go tho. laughcry





Damn, that ain't a lot. shock

I'm only 28, TH.


You old bastard.

I'm 20, do I count?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Nah, just not 30. Don't really fancy being that age, either. Hey, I was just living up to the thread's title is all.Originally posted by Impediment
I'm only 28, TH.


You old bastard.

You got me there, homes. Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm 20, do I count? Not yet, but I'll pm you in ten years so you can reap all the benefits of being in this hit thread!

Time capsule sent 9 years into to future...


to TH's inbox

Serlsly? I can't open it yet?

Nope, not for another 9 years

Serls?

Si

*does not join*

Wait...maybe I should join.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Si

I vow that I have not opened it yet. It's in my box sittin' there, waiting.Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*does not join*

Wait...maybe I should join. You don't join this club, this club joins you! wheelchair

Don't forget to jot down which page its on.

Good call. Hey, will it be cool for me to wait all that time to open it, or is it just some regular message that's no big deal?

just open it

Okay.

Mairuzu's private message title to me: 'Do not open this until 2017'

Message reads: 'You *****... i said don't open this till 2017'

I'll be 30 in 2012.

*hangs around looking for hunky older men*

eyes

Heh, bebeh. http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/tiredhiker.jpg

3rd page 131

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Heh, bebeh. http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/tiredhiker.jpg

At 30 years old one should be situated with a family, house, maybe a kid, they shouldn't have time to go on message boards.

srsly?

crylaugh Ah the pleasure of conformity.

he has his CHI HUA HUA!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh Ah the pleasure of conformity.

Well it's true, not about conformity, about happy living. Don't get me wrong, there are exceptions, you OBVIOUSLY and GLORIOUSLY being one of them RJ, but if 30 is the new 20 to you guys, what's gonna happen when you guys reach 50? Or 60? Still gonna tell me I conform because by that age I'll be far away from message boards to focus on my family?

Originally posted by Scythe
Well it's true, not about conformity, about happy living. Don't get me wrong, there are exceptions, you OBVIOUSLY and GLORIOUSLY being one of them RJ, but if 30 is the new 20 to you guys, what's gonna happen when you guys reach 50? Or 60? Still gonna tell me I conform because by that age I'll be far away from message boards to focus on my family? Happy happy joy joy.....tis my motto.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Happy happy joy joy.....tis my motto.

Ahahaha, you make me laugh!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
11 years to go.

Originally posted by Scythe
At 30 years old one should be situated with a family, house, maybe a kid, they shouldn't have time to go on message boards.

Utopia

Originally posted by Mywi
Utopia

Precisely. nothing to do with conformity. A steady job that'll make all ends meet, a wonderful child or two, and the love of your life beside you.

No thanks.

Not all people want that.

Originally posted by Scythe
Ahahaha, you make me laugh! Ever hear of popeye the sailor?

It's not the norm, and there are exceptions.

Originally posted by Scythe
Precisely. nothing to do with conformity. A steady job that'll make all ends meet, a wonderful child or two, and the love of your life beside you.

If it only worked for all people this way.. earth would be slightly nicer place to live

Originally posted by Mywi
If it only worked for all people this way.. earth would be slightly nicer place to live

You and I can clean up this planet by any means possible.

nah

Do this, live like that, have 2.5 kids.....go to church, give to the needy, do what is expected of you.


No thanx.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Do this, live like that, have 2.5 kids.....go to church, give to the needy, do what is expected of you.


No thanx.

Go to church? Are you crazy? ha-son

Originally posted by Scythe
You and I can clean up this planet by any means possible.


We would need Metal Gear to launch a nuke.. and build an Outer Haven for people like us biscuits

yea, utopia

I think I am the elder statesmen here..

Originally posted by Mywi
Go to church? Are you crazy? ha-son buy an XBOX.....wait a sec....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Do this, live like that, have 2.5 kids.....go to church, give to the needy, do what is expected of you.


No thanx.

Who's expecting that of me? Church? Why should I need to go to church? You must've misread the entire post as you usually do, I meant to say live a happy life at 30, not live the american dream. You're thinking of living the cliche life of have a white house with white picket fence and christian kids and a suit. No, dear god no! Regular happy living, I mean, we're bound to marry, unless you wanna be single or engaged your whole life. Have a kid, it depends how much people can afford. I plan on affording two kids and bringing them in. Spend time with them, enjoy myself with my beautiful wife, maybe start a business. The whole time having a job I love like working with guitars and such to put food on the table.

Originally posted by Mywi
We would need Metal Gear to launch a nuke.. and build an Outer Haven for people like us biscuits

yea, utopia

I'll draw the blueprints on toilet paper right away.

Originally posted by Scythe
Who's expecting that of me? Church? Why should I need to go to church? You must've misread the entire post as you usually do, I meant to say live a happy life at 30, not live the american dream. You're thinking of living the cliche life of have a white house with white picket fence and christian kids and a suit. No, dear god no! Regular happy living, I mean, we're bound to marry, unless you wanna be single or engaged your whole life. Have a kid, it depends how much people can afford. I plan on affording two kids and bringing them in. Spend time with them, enjoy myself with my beautiful wife, maybe start a business. The whole time having a job I love like working with guitars and such to put food on the table. And this is what I am doing. except for the guitar part.

Originally posted by Scythe
I'll draw the blueprints on toilet paper right away.
Good, good. Ill get the needed material for building everything.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
buy an XBOX.....wait a sec....
RJ no makey sense biscuits

But...

Originally posted by Scythe
At 30 years old one should be situated with a family, house, maybe a kid, they shouldn't have time to go on message boards.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And this is what I am doing. except for the guitar part.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh Ah the pleasure of conformity.

Originally posted by Mywi
Good, good. Ill get the needed material for building everything.

Whatever crimes we commit during the building of this neew Haven will be forgiven by our god.

SNNNNNNNNNAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Originally posted by Scythe
Whatever crimes we commit during the building of this neew Haven will be forgiven by our god. you got a point to make? make it fast, your signal is fading......

Originally posted by Scythe
Whatever crimes we commit during the building of this neew Haven will be forgiven by our god.

There will be no longer "crime" when its done.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you got a point to make? make it fast, your signal is fading......


Haay hes talking to me and I get his point.

We'll invite Grey Fox from Zanzibar!

"Make me feel alive again!!!"

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I think I am the elder statesmen here.. *bows down* haermm

Originally posted by Scythe
We'll invite Grey Fox from Zanzibar!

"Make me feel alive again!!!"

and Raiden dancing he has some cool moves

"I am the Lightning. The Rain transformed."

sniper wolf...... droolio

At the moment, I don't really foresee me being happy having a family and being married. I like living a responsibility free life and can't really see that changing.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
At the moment, I don't really foresee me being happy having a family and being married. I like living a responsibility free life and can't really see that changing. That is usually the feeling of someone your age. That's how you should feel right now in my opinion.Originally posted by Scythe
At 30 years old one should be situated with a family, house, maybe a kid, they shouldn't have time to go on message boards. Scythe, Scythe, Scythe, Scythe . . . . *sighs* For me personally, as a guy who has all the things listed above, minus the kids (Mrs. Hiker and I may be working on that) I do have plenty of time to hang out on these forums during my down time at work, which I tend to have a lot of. To each their own, man. I'll probably be on here when I'm in my forties, maybe not as much, who knows? My situation works for me, and it is no one's business as to why or how someone wants to spend their time, be it with a family or internet forums or both.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sniper wolf...... droolio

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That is usually the feeling of someone your age. That's how you should feel right now in my opinion.Scythe, Scythe, Scythe, Scythe . . . . *sighs* For me personally, as a guy who has all the things listed above, minus the kids (Mrs. Hiker and I may be working on that) I do have plenty of time to hang out on these forums during my down time at work, which I tend to have a lot of. To each their own, man. I'll probably be on here when I'm in my forties, maybe not as much, who knows? My situation works for me, and it is no one's business as to why or how someone wants to spend their time, be it with a family or internet forums or both.

Ah TH, but as I stated here:

Originally posted by Scythe
there are exceptions.

There are KILLER exceptions, like yourself, you're totally rad man. I'm glad there's an exception in this case, KMC wouldn't be the same without ya.

Originally posted by Scythe
Ah TH, but as I stated here:



There are KILLER exceptions, like yourself, you're totally rad man. I'm glad there's an exception in this case, KMC wouldn't be the same without ya.

Okay, I still love you like a son. hug

Now let's go sacrifice something!

no sense... no sense

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, I still love you like a son. hug

Now let's go sacrifice something! get off the forums old man uhuh

Originally posted by Scythe
We'll invite Grey Fox from Zanzibar!

"Make me feel alive again!!!" Hey, thanks, it means a lot. 131

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's disgusting. Why would you ask me to do that?

I got that!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, I still love you like a son. hug

I feel weird calling you papa, so I'll call you Grand Poo-Bah!

I see what you did there

Originally posted by Scythe
I got that!

That's why you are in my cool people's book!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I see what you did there

Umm... No you di'int....

I like your Joker sig

Originally posted by Scythe
I feel weird calling you papa, so I'll call you Grand Poo-Bah!

Yeah, cuz that's not weird either.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's why you are in my cool people's book!

Haha, I feel satisfied, yet depressed at the same time. Like:

Worthy mention: YES!

Everyone's on there: Awww...

TH, you are the nuttiest!

k

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, cuz that's not weird either.

Would you rather me callz ya Grand Poo-Bah the VI?

Originally posted by Scythe
Haha, I feel satisfied, yet depressed at the same time. Like:

Worthy mention: YES!

Everyone's on there: Awww...

TH, you are the nuttiest!

Okay, but if I really did have a book like that I'd really put you in it.

Originally posted by Scythe
Would you rather me callz ya Grand Poo-Bah the VI?

Just call me Pooface!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Just call me Pooface!

I'd prefer "doodoohead".

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, but if I really did have a book like that I'd really put you in it.

Aw, thanks. You're the best.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Just call me Pooface!

Ya sure?

Negative, ghostrider.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You don't join this club, this club joins you! wheelchair

I been haunted! omg

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I been haunted! omg You got Hikered! tiredhiker

TH you been here for more than 5 years....



...and you never made a Hiker smilie. What happen?

Well, it's a long story . . . do you want me to tell it?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well, it's a long story . . . do you want me to tell it?

Do it before I go to bed.

You have to include boobs or I won't go to sleep.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Do it before I go to bed.

You have to include boobs or I won't go to sleep.

Okay, it starts out on a cold Winter's day. There was this woman WITH HUGE BOOBS HANGING OUT!!!, and her name was Elsa. She had stole the part of my brain that would allow me to come up with the idea to make a TH smiley.

Okay, I'll skip several hundred pages and just read you the end.

As I held her cold dead body in my arms, the dragon of Igornath swept down and dropped the missing part of my brain. I gave her up to the dragon, as was the plan. Off they went, the earth shaking in the dragon's wake, and all the little people of Duranigalla came out of hiding. They knew their world was safe. They integrated my brain piece back into my head.

Two days later, I sat there, pondering what it all meant. As the cold night crept into the land, I began my journey down the long trail back to the village from my favorite thinking spot under the old Gallow's Oak. I knew then that I was destined for that great journey. The queen was meant to die, meant to be brought back to her world. Destiny overshadowed anything else, as the prophet Unabi imagined. It was then that I returned to my bungalow and made a Tired Hiker smilie for the very first time.

THE END

12 years to go.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, it starts out on a cold Winter's day. There was this woman WITH HUGE BOOBS HANGING OUT!!!, and her name was Elsa. She had stole the part of my brain that would allow me to come up with the idea to make a TH smiley.

Okay, I'll skip several hundred pages and just read you the end.

As I held her cold dead body in my arms, the dragon of Igornath swept down and dropped the missing part of my brain. I gave her up to the dragon, as was the plan. Off they went, the earth shaking in the dragon's wake, and all the little people of Duranigalla came out of hiding. They knew their world was safe. They integrated my brain piece back into my head.

Two days later, I sat there, pondering what it all meant. As the cold night crept into the land, I began my journey down the long trail back to the village from my favorite thinking spot under the old Gallow's Oak. I knew then that I was destined for that great journey. The queen was meant to die, meant to be brought back to her world. Destiny overshadowed anything else, as the prophet Unabi imagined. It was then that I returned to my bungalow and made a Tired Hiker smilie for the very first time.

THE END

Yay!!!!!

Good night TH.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Yay!!!!!

Good night TH.

Sweet dreams, pimp!

boobs.....http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/jedibeastie/junk/funny2-1.jpg

Not funny.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Not funny.

I know, it's totally immature too.

wanker and haermm

13 years to go

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
boobs.....http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/jedibeastie/junk/funny2-1.jpg


LOL


I love it!





BEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWBS!!!!!!!!

8====D~~~~ .(

Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL


I love it!





BEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWBS!!!!!!!!

8====D~~~~ .(






bewwwwwwwwwwwbeeeeeees

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
bewwwwwwwwwwwbeeeeeees

Did you see my "spoot on dah bewbs" thing there?

I can join in about six years. herbhaermm2

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Count me in! duryes

COOL....We are now GOODFELLAS. rock

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Nope, not for another 9 years I find it shocking that you're older than me.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I find it shocking that you're older than me.

"k"

dontgetit

Originally posted by Strangelove
dontgetit


lol


I was standing in as his proxy. Mairuzu responds often with just a simply "k".

There's quite a few members on here who shock me with their ages. A lot of people seem like they would be younger than me, but then turn out to be in their mid twenties or older.

It works the other way too.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
There's quite a few members on here who shock me with their ages. A lot of people seem like they would be younger than me, but then turn out to be in their mid twenties or older.

I know, man. It's so crazy. jawdrop

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It works the other way too.

Yeah, of course. There's a few members that I thought were older, as well.

Nothing worse that an old member.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yeah, of course. There's a few member that I thought were older, as well. I figured you were like mid twenties at first.

Happens a fair bit when having discussion with people in person, as well.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I figured you were like mid twenties at first. Me too. Chill doesn't look 19.

At 5'9, 130 lbs, and a 29-30 inch waist...he's got to be on steroids.

How delightfully observant you've been. Not really sure where my weight, waist size and height comes into it, though.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
How delightfully observant you've been.

If that's a genuine compliment, thanks. It certainly helps out on tests I didn't study for.

If not....

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Not really sure where my weight, waist size and height comes into it, though.

1. It was a parody of the media going crazy demonzing steroids.

2. It was a parody of ignorant people who think steroids are the cause of everything.

3. It was to show you how well I've paid attention in "class".

4. Literally NOT show that you are on steroids and you just look older and I am lame and can't think of any good reason to say you look older than you do.

Hi, I'm Badabing. I'm immature and in my 30's. I never outgrew comics, video games or cartoons. I also dur people on KMC for no reason except the dur makes me laugh. So for anybody who has a problem with that, durfist!

One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!

We're taking over.

Originally posted by Scythe
At 30 years old one should be situated with a family, house, maybe a kid, they shouldn't have time to go on message boards.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?


I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?


I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?


Trainspotting?

Of course, I disagree with most of that. You can have a wife, kids, cars, big TV, etc. and have a great life. Impediment seems to be pretty happy. I'm pretty happy. Things are only going to get better when I hit thirty.

This thread needs more TH. ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Nothing worse that an old member. hahahahaha....yeah. that sounds funny. in an odd yet revolting sort of way, yeah?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
This thread needs more TH. ermm

tiredhiker

Hahahaha I dig this thread even though I'm turning 20 on tuesday

Originally posted by Bardock42
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?


I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin? you are not your fvcking khakis.

Originally posted by Pablo G
Hahahaha I dig this thread even though I'm turning 20 on tuesday Hah, but you already drink like a thirty year old on Friday night.

-5 years

Originally posted by KMC's Superboy
-5 years

You must be lying, you surely can't be 35.

yes i am

Jesus, please tell me you don't have children.