Forget the Tai Chi, here is some useful anti-stress advice sent to me..

Started by Piggle Humsy2 pages

Forget the Tai Chi, here is some useful anti-stress advice sent to me..

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started..

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of shhhardonay,
a bodle of Baileys,
a butle of vocka,
a pockage of Prunglies,
tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,
the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece.

kinda

😂 Thank yoouuuu!

Great Advice

ahhhhhh

haermm

I couldn't understand the first part, but the last part I totally understood.

Something about drinking your ass off...

it has to be funny... no?

I meant the spelling and such.

But the first part was spelled correctly 😐

I know. I was using reverse sarcasm with an upside-down twist. My sense of humor is kind of advanced. 😬

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I couldn't understand the first part, but the last part I totally understood.

haermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
But the first part was spelled correctly 😐

That was the point 😐

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I know. I was using reverse sarcasm with an upside-down twist. My sense of humor is kind of advanced. 😬

I got you petpet

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I got you petpet

That's cuz of your genius, kid. 😉

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I know. I was using reverse sarcasm with an upside-down twist. My sense of humor is kind of advanced. 😬
Maybe if i heard you say it out loud i would have understood 😬

but i didn't... so... 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
That was the point 😐
ok.....

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's cuz of your genius, kid. 😉

Thanks old man! awesome

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Maybe if i heard you say it out loud i would have understood 😬

but i didn't... so... 😐

petpet

thanks

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Thanks old man! awesome
😐

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
😐

Well I'm 25 and you called me kid.. 😐

paperbag3

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
paperbag3

yeah! 131fist