Top 10 Worst Lines to Say in Bed

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Phucked Up

Barker
11. IT'S YOU AND ME TANNER'S SISTER.

- lol

=Tired Hiker=
12. "Can someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"

- Star Wars: A New Hope

Rogue Jedi
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GCG
"Cant even raise an eyebrow, let alone that"

Phucked Up
"You came in that thing?"

-Star Wars

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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crylaugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

Phucked Up
Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
crylaugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley fail!

Rogue Jedi
OH BARDOCK!!!! laughing out loud

dadudemon
"what is that?"

Toku King
"Now that's funny!"

Because I can
"****in' hell, do you always walk around with this in your pocket? "

-Lock Stock n two smokin barrels

Mairuzu
"where we're going.... we dont need roads"

dadudemon
"SHIIIIIIIIT!!!"

TRH
"oh yeah bill....wait....your Ted"

Lara
"MEAT GROUP!!!!!!"

Randi
"is it in yet?"
or brandon's sister inlaw sack
"it's like throwing a hotdog down the hallway"

Röland
"Don't make me destroy you..."

- Darth Vader

Randi
"i am your father"

darth vader

steverules
"Can I make your nipples hard with some ice?"

Ax3l
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"

- Fight Club

Mairuzu
"A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?"

-Boondock Saints

chillmeistergen
"He's only a kid Harry. We can take him."

"Keep the change, you filthy animal."

Home Alone.

Kumori Okami
For her to say: "I used to be a guy."

Randi
it's go go not cry cry

Mairuzu
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
"He's only a kid Harry. We can take him."

"Keep the change, you filthy animal."

Home Alone. drylaugh

chillmeistergen
"I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it."

Home Alone.

FoxMeister
"PENIS!!!! PENIS!!!! BIG ****ING ERECT PENIS MOM!!!! PEEEEEEEEENIS!!!! PEEEENIS!!!!"
-Born on the Fourth of July

chillmeistergen
"Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!"

Home Alone.

"It's a nice night for a neck injury."

"Whoa! What a hole!"

"Oh yes. I've worked all the kinks out. 'Solid as a rock."

"Remember, if this makes the papers, we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits!"

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.

Selphie
"Off with his head!"

-Alice in Wonderland

EDIT: "I say, you'll never get dry that way."

chillmeistergen
"Monkey head. Monkey head."

Dunston Checks In.

IvyTetskomi
"flippin sweet!"

- Napoleon Dynamite

"Joe I'm not your sister, we can do it agian.."

"..."

"Joe what's wrong?"

"I just.. I can't..."

"Look will it help if you think I'm your sister agian?"

- Joe Dirt

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