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not NEAR as funny.

haermm

wow....how utterly lame.

just got done watching that movie. First time i've ever understood the plot.

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't ****ing roll! Shomer shabbos!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't ****ing roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even ****ing Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're ****ing Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five ****ing years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her ****ing dog. Going to her ****ing synagogue. You're living in the ****ing past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

I knew all of that stuff from the first post. I read the book they refer to called 'I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski' and they have a good laugh at the dubbed for tv version. If anyone loves that movie as much as Robtard, RJ, and I do, then I highly recommend the book.

My... my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm ****ing married? The toilet seat's up, man!

At least I'm house broken.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
At least I'm house broken. You have no frame of reference and you are entering a world of pain.

Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

They were Nazis dude?

crylaugh

Shomer shabbos!

Vee vant zee money, Lebowski.....