Barker
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
dude
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
i forgot to tell you
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
****ing creepiest mother****er ever
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
was at Home Depot last night
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
he looked like Hannibal Lector with long blonde hair
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
so anyway i am sitting there, ****ing putting some doormats away
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
guy comes creeping up on me, just staring me down
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
looks at my nametag
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
and is like "De-re-k, I...am looking to put down a tile floor...I was told...to...buy a sealer called DE-P-E-NDS. Would...you...be able...to point me... in the right dire-ct-ion."
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
like ****ing spaces and everything
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
dead serious
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
so i am like about shitting my pants b/c i dunno if this guy is gonna like try to kill me or something back in flooring so i took him over to the sealers and grout and said i dont think we have it but this is what you're looking for
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
then i ****ing went back into recieving and stayed there for an hour haermm
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
srsly
lol
GOD
dude
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
i forgot to tell you
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
****ing creepiest mother****er ever
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
was at Home Depot last night
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
he looked like Hannibal Lector with long blonde hair
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
so anyway i am sitting there, ****ing putting some doormats away
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
guy comes creeping up on me, just staring me down
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
looks at my nametag
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
and is like "De-re-k, I...am looking to put down a tile floor...I was told...to...buy a sealer called DE-P-E-NDS. Would...you...be able...to point me... in the right dire-ct-ion."
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
like ****ing spaces and everything
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
dead serious
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
so i am like about shitting my pants b/c i dunno if this guy is gonna like try to kill me or something back in flooring so i took him over to the sealers and grout and said i dont think we have it but this is what you're looking for
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
then i ****ing went back into recieving and stayed there for an hour haermm
Röland ๏̯͡๏﴿ says:
srsly
lol
GOD