Star Wars Ewoks

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JediRobin23
For those who didn't like the Ewoks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdd0edT-BeE

Tangible God
No, I still hate them. Catchy tune though.

Obsidian Fury
At first I did not have anything against them, but after having watched that, I LOVE them big grin

JediRobin23
They had help from Billy Dee Williams

queeq
Billy Dee rules. Excellent.

vintageSW77

queeq
You did... we know you did.

vintageSW77
rumbled again!

queeq
laughing out loud

sweersa
I think 30 years from now I will pass all opportunities to buy any Jar-Jar memorabilia.

I didn't hate him nearly as most other people but......

......I still don't like him.

queeq
You will.... you will....

JediRobin23
To justify Ewoks beating stormtroopers is as follows:
-Home land advantage
-Primitive but effective animal instincts
-They worked well together (As a team)
-It was well planned out (Booby Traps set)
-Imperials were caught off guard
-Imperials had bad accuracy for blasters anyway (Did you see ANH?)
-Stormtroopers cant see shit in a helmet (Verified by Luke in ANH)

Not too hard to believe stormtroopers lost in the bush anyway
Hence, Ewoks Rule!

queeq
Errrm... defending the Ewoks just makes it worse. Not going too much into it makes them bearable...

Lt. Valerian
Ewoks are fail.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
Errrm... defending the Ewoks just makes it worse. Not going too much into it makes them bearable...

You know you thought the baby Ewoks were cute...I remember as a kid pausing at that shot and looking at how cute they were...and the noises they made...so cute, and so life like!

I am glad GL didn't CGI them in the 90s.

queeq
Good point. But there were a tad too cutesy for me.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
Good point. But there were a tad too cutesy for me.

Hehe.

I WANT ONE!

queeq
For real? I hear they're hard to house train.

THE JLRTENJAC
Originally posted by JediRobin23
To justify Ewoks beating stormtroopers is as follows:
-Home land advantage
-Primitive but effective animal instincts
-They worked well together (As a team)
-It was well planned out (Booby Traps set)
-Imperials were caught off guard
-Imperials had bad accuracy for blasters anyway (Did you see ANH?)
-Stormtroopers cant see shit in a helmet (Verified by Luke in ANH)

Not too hard to believe stormtroopers lost in the bush anyway
Hence, Ewoks Rule!

Yea, and have you ever been hit in the helmet with a rock? It's like a swish swish swish THUD... The horor...


WHEN EWOKS ATTACK!!!
lkWJpvNhADU

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
For real? I hear they're hard to house train.

Yeah, they hang from things and swing around everywhere and hunt all other pets.

I think it would be illegal becuase they are intelligent...but who cares. It is like they talk or anything...right? Hahaha.

JediRobin23
Originally posted by THE JLRTENJAC
Yea, and have you ever been hit in the helmet with a rock? It's like a swish swish swish THUD... The horor...


WHEN EWOKS ATTACK!!!
lkWJpvNhADU

Ok, the ewoks weren't very efective at first. But when chewy came in to save the day, ewoks kicks some ass

Cpt. Valerian
Originally posted by queeq
For real? I hear they're hard to house train.

Naw. I have one.

The shit's a problem, though.

queeq
That's the bit I heard about.

Blinky
That video made me hate the Ewoks even more, if that is even possible.

queeq
I guess you just proved it is.

General G
I...Hate...Ewoks. No video...No song...No jig will ever change that. This video made me hate them more. I don't want to hate them. It's just really hard not to.

Burn them all. smile

queeq
The smell will be bad.

General G
You know what? It will be worth it anyways in the long run.

Febreze??

queeq
laughing out loud

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