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who from KMC would you sex up ?

me

Everyone

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
me

me too

Oooooooh, i need to start paying people off.

I would hit @st


he bates in his room alone and takes pics,


= win in my book

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Originally posted by kodak
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Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I would hit @st


he bates in his room alone and takes pics,


= win in my book


*slides bill*



Well played.

Too many to name.

Originally posted by kodak
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/memberlist.php?s= You know what? I was seriously going to do that right at the start of this thread. But for some weird reason I decided not to.

am I the only one who can count on one hand?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You know what? I was seriously going to do that right at the start of this thread. But for some weird reason I decided not to.


you discovered standards for lulz

Selphie doped

Beautiful women are on KMC like Abnormal, Piggle, Chilly etc

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Too many to name.

I'm not even gonna make a list now grr

1 down, 114,620 to go. I think my dick is gonna fall off. ermm

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I'm not even gonna make a list now grr i'd be on it

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Selphie doped

Oh my God.

I would hit Selphie all over the place.

And you too, we'd make some hot babies.

Well, I think that there are plenty upon plenty of gorgeous women here.

Originally posted by @st
1 down, 114,620 to go. I think my dick is gonna fall off. ermm


wasn't me, I've been checked awesome

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Selphie doped

Alex, Roland, SS, kodak, etc.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, I think that there are plenty upon plenty of gorgeous women here.


that you fishing for a compliment baby?awesome

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Alex, Roland, SS, kodak, etc.


third?


screw that,

you are off my list now weird

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
third?


screw that,

you are off my list now weird

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
third?


screw that,

you are off my list now weird

oh

And technically you were fourth.
Selphie's first. That's one hot mamacita!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
third?


screw that,

you are off my list now weird at least you got 3rd, look at me, way back there in last place, im the back up, back up, back up guy.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Alex, Roland, SS, kodak, etc.

weep

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
wasn't me, I've been checked awesome


I got time if you do.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
oh

And technically you were fourth.
Selphie's first. That's one hot mamacita!



I should atleast be second

or in this case third,

cause let's face it, who wouldn't do selphie.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
weep you're 13



well, if you lived here you would have done it by now anyways.

with a 24 year old alcoholic single parent.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Alex, Roland, SS, kodak, etc.

crackers

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
oh

And technically you were fourth.
Selphie's first. That's one hot mamacita!

Originally posted by kodak
at least you got 3rd 4th, look at me, way back there in last place, im the back up, back up, back up guy. back up, back up guy

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
weep

When you're 18 or 19. petpet

Originally posted by Phucked Up
crackers

scared How could I have left out your name?!

The list was rushed. uhuh

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
you're 13



well, if you lived here you would have done it by now anyways.

with a 24 year old alcoholic single parent.

If she's hot. Then okay.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
When you're 18 or 19. petpet

I need to age quicker. weep

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
scared How could I have left out your name?!

The list was rushed. uhuh


cause you hate him


now you're just giving im a sympathy f\/ck.


be as well giving sol one now.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
scared How could I have left out your name?!

The list was rushed. uhuh

Likely story.

I would do ken.

if he put that wig on again flirt

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed



I would do ken.

if he put that wig on again flirt

crylaugh

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
cause you hate him


now you're just giving im a sympathy f\/ck.


be as well giving sol one now.

When I'm legal and it won't be out of sympathy. crackers

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed



I would do ken.

if he put that wig on again flirt

I could put it on and act like Kurt Cobain.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
When I'm legal and it won't be out of sympathy. crackers

that's cause hookers aren't capable of showing sympothy or any other feelings for that matter.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I could put it on and act like Kurt Cobain.

You're more Courtney Love..

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You're more Courtney Love..

No, Scott is.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
that's cause hookers aren't capable of showing sympothy or any other feelings for that matter.

I'd still hit it.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
that you fishing for a compliment baby?awesome

I don't know what the correct answer is...

No...I just think that there's plenty O' pretties that post on here.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't know what the correct answer is...

No...I just think that there's plenty O' pretties that post on here. there isn't one.



yeah, I have a list in my head,

only like 4.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
there isn't one.



yeah, I have a list in my head,

only like 4.



High standards...but from what I read, you are quite a handsome fella so I guess you can be picky, right?

Be careful when you hit dadudemon, he'll start shitting everywhere.

If I were to be perfectly honest, there is about 10 KMC females I would secks, but only 1 I will. awesome

Originally posted by dadudemon
High standards...but from what I read, you are quite a handsome fella so I guess you can be picky, right?





I do have quite high standards hmm


but not in a dickish sort of way,

I'm not shallow but yeah, you have to be a certain level orf attractivenes or Liam jnr doesn't work

I think there are loads of hot KMC females. srug

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Be careful when you hit dadudemon, he'll start shitting everywhere.

Daaaaaauhhhhhmm straight!

It's mostly because I'm full of shit. 313

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed


I do have quite high standards hmm


but not in a dickish sort of way,

I'm not shallow but yeah, you have to be a certain level orf attractivenes or Liam jnr doesn't work

Nothing wrong with that. I have what I'd call high standards on looks. I also have high standards on intellect. I hate ditsy air headed types...they annoy me to no end. I certainly don't find very many of those here on KMC. I find/found smart females to be attractive. It gives me bonarz to be pwned in an argument by a women.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I think there are loads of hot KMC females. srug


Too bad they are spread out all over the globe.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I think there are loads of hot KMC females. srug

Same, but most I think of as little sisters.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Same, but most I think of as little sisters.



Indeed.

Awww man,
no one to secks ole vraya up cry




so...left hand....how YOU doin'?




Oh and also, I guess I would do everybody...
seriously...



haermm

Originally posted by dadudemon
Daaaaaauhhhhhmm straight!

It's mostly because I'm full of shit. 313



Nothing wrong with that. I have what I'd call high standards on looks. I also have high standards on intellect. I hate ditsy air headed types...they annoy me to no end. I certainly don't find very many of those here on KMC. I find/found smart females to be attractive. It gives me bonarz to be pwned in an argument by a women.

Yeah they have to be non ****tards for me too

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
Awww man,
no one to secks ole vraya up cry




so...left hand....how YOU doin'?




Oh and also, I guess I would do everybody...
seriously...



haermm







Are you a lefty?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Are you a lefty? yep, southpaw FTW! 2guns

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
yep, southpaw FTW! 2guns

Same here! Phuck yeah! *high five with the right hands, cause I know what we do with our lefts*

I feel bad being right handed, thats the one people always want to shake. Oops. lol

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Same here! Phuck yeah! *high five with the right hands, cause I know what we do with our lefts*

Why don't you people use both?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Why don't you people use both?


sometimes when I use my left I lose control and hurt it.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Why don't you people use both?

It's hard. cry

inb4 "That's what she said."

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Same here! Phuck yeah! *high five with the right hands, cause I know what we do with our lefts* lolcakes!!!
crylaugh

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
sometimes when I use my left I lose control and hurt it.

crylaugh

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
crylaugh


you people don't have to worry about that,

Originally posted by Phucked Up
It's hard. cry

inb4 "That's what she said."

Lies. I do it all the time.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
sometimes when I use my left I lose control and hurt it.


For real, that shit is dangerous.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Why don't you people use both? cuz then I wouldn't be a southpaw anymore, and I like saying southpaw a lot


southpaw southpaw southpaw southpaw southpaw southpaw southpaw southpaw southpaw southpaw

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Lies. I do it all the time.

It's quite different for women. ermm

I will say that I've done it before and it feels different than using my left, but I can't get off with it...not enough grip and pull with it.

I think men are just lazy. mhm

Originally posted by @st
For real, that shit is dangerous.



definitely


the worst thing about our type of beds is that you are limited to your sexual positions


you can only do missionary or spooning.

I usually resort to the floor.

I need a new bed,

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
definitely


the worst thing about our type of beds is that you are limited to your sexual positions


you can only do missionary or spooning.

I usually resort to the floor.

I need a new bed,


Yeah, but they make awesome forts.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I think men are just lazy. mhm or maybe we just don't like hurting our penises

I, for one am not a huge fan of doing so.

Originally posted by @st
Yeah, but they make awesome forts.


Yeah


*builds fort*


I'm king in here.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
definitely


the worst thing about our type of beds is that you are limited to your sexual positions


you can only do missionary or spooning.

I usually resort to the floor.

I need a new bed,

Indeed, I once had sex on a bunk bed, and she wanted to be on top, she bonked her head.

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
or maybe we just don't like hurting our penises

I, for one am not a huge fan of doing so.



same,

I would let ABS kick me in the balls though.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Indeed, I once had sex on a bunk bed, and she wanted to be on top, she bonked her head.


yeah

done that too, I was drunk and tried to do it doggy, I hurt my head

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Indeed, I once had sex on a bunk bed, and she wanted to be on top, she bonked her head.


Im getting a new bed before my next girlfriend, so I have a few years.















*cries*

I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
same,

I would let ABS kick me in the balls though.

I wouldn't...

I love ABS and all, but my partners are not allowed to be kicked.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
same,

I would let ABS kick me in the balls though.

biscuits I wouldn't do that.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Indeed, I once had sex on a bunk bed, and she wanted to be on top, she bonked her head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said

"NO MORE SEXCAPADES ON THE BUNK BED!"

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned


I never had problems, but I never tried anythign crazy.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned


things?

Originally posted by @st
Im getting a new bed before my next girlfriend, so I have a few years.















*cries* that may just qualify for the most depressing thing ever said on KMC! Originally posted by Phucked Up
I wouldn't...

I love ABS and all, but my partners are not allowed to be kicked. agreed.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned

Top bunk? haermm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned





I love that smiley.

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
that may just qualify for the most depressing thing ever said on KMC!


Well it took 21 years to find my first, no telling how long to find my second. lol

Maybe if the bunkbed were queen, or king sized, that would be AWESOME!!!

but they're so ****in' tiny and you feel like your in danger the whole time so fight or flight mode kicks on and then shit gets crazy.

Originally posted by @st
Well it took 21 years to find my first, no telling how long to find my second. lol

petpet I have faith that you will be banging chicks in no time.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Top bunk? haermm

bottom dodgy

Originally posted by dadudemon



I love that smiley.

me too

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
Maybe if the bunkbed were queen, or king sized, that would be AWESOME!!!

but they're so ****in' tiny and you feel like your in danger the whole time so fight or flight mode kicks on and then shit gets crazy.

The one I may be getting has a full size bottom bunk, the futon type. My nephew will be on the top bunk, but if ladies are over, he's kicked out. haermm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
petpet I have faith that you will be banging chicks in no time.


Im hoping.




Cant let this shit go to waste.

Originally posted by @st
Im hoping.




Cant let this shit go to waste.

My shit's gone to waste for almost 4 years. cry

you a virgin @st?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
The one I may be getting has a full size bottom bunk, the futon type. My nephew will be on the top bunk, but if ladies are over, he's kicked out. haermm Lucky! I have a bunkbed and it's like smaller than twinsize, it's like chineseacrobatcontortionistclowncar sized. I ****in' hate the thing

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
Lucky! I have a bunkbed and it's like smaller than twinsize, it's like chineseacrobatcontortionistclowncar sized. I ****in' hate the thing

I couldn't have one of those.

I'm 6'4" and 260 lbs. I'm too big.

I haven't had sex in over 2 months,

I think my virginity is growing back.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
you a virgin @st?


No, but I will probably get my reapplication notice soon. lol

I'm 5'4 and my feet almost hang over the edges!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I haven't had sex in over 2 months,

I think my virginity is growing back. It never does... IT NEVER DOES!!! crybaby

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I haven't had sex in over 2 months,

I think my virginity is growing back.

Cry me a river.

Originally posted by @st
No, but I will probably get my reapplication notice soon. lol

same man,


Originally posted by Phucked Up
Cry me a river.


If I wasn't so lazy I could have sex just now,

but I can't be bothered getting a bus and a taxi is like 20 bucks to her house.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
same man,





If I wasn't so lazy I could have sex just now,

but I can't be bothered getting a bus and a taxi is like 20 bucks to her house.

Yours is because you're a lazy git...that doesn't count if you can get the sex right now.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed

If I wasn't so lazy I could have sex just now,

but I can't be bothered getting a bus and a taxi is like 20 bucks to her house.


You selfish *******, you dont deserve your dick.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yours is because you're a lazy git...that doesn't count if you can get the sex right now.


still not getting it though Originally posted by @st
You selfish *******, you dont deserve your dick.











dude you can have it

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed

dude you can have it



You will give it to me but not her? Whats wrong with her?

Nothing, she's hot, 21, and has her own place.

pretty ideal except that she lives 2 buses away


(bear in mind I am only 17 and don't drive)


No I will swap you, I want it back when I get some motivation though.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
still not getting it though

dude you can have it

You're giving it to @st. lol

Originally posted by @st
You will give it to me but not her? Whats wrong with her?

What's with you and dudes tonight? Maybe you should change teams.

Anyone want to swap me?
it's a 92 model that's been through some crazy stuff, but it gets the job done.

I was definitely thinking of a different kind of hit list ermm

Yeah, I have a list.

people you would keeeel?

no, I have the kind of list you're asking for....


I don't know anyone here well enough to want to kill any of them....but secksing, I absolutely have that list sly

I have a list , but I'm not showing it,

cause I don't want to offend any of the ladies that didn't make the cutha-son

No ladies on my list to be offended

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I have a list , but I'm not showing it,

cause I don't want to offend any of the ladies that didn't make the cutha-son

But it's your thread. You should list the list, list man. uhuh

those who are on my list probably already know


ABS was removed though.

*makes a list*

*checks it twice*

*finds out who's naughty or nice*

*scratches off the nice ones*

Take that b!tch down a peg.




ermjuggler

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
those who are on my list probably already know


ABS was removed though.

I'm still on the naughty list.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*makes a list*

*checks it twice*

*finds out who's naughty or nice*

*scratches off the nice ones*



I am def on it then ha-son

Are people complaining about 2 months with no sex?

Yeah. Two years. Nearly to the day!

ermm

Anyway, there's a few KMCers, both girls and guys

And I'd damn well better be on that naughty list flirt1

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'm still on the naughty list.


yeah for sexmas,

which means you get one sex a year.

oh yeah, but it's all rough and stuff, so it's kind of worth it.

Originally posted by Peach
Are people complaining about 2 months with no sex?

Yeah. Two years. Nearly to the day!

ermm

Anyway, there's a few KMCers, both girls and guys

And I'd damn well better be on that naughty list flirt1 2 years? My whole life, chica

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah for sexmas,

which means you get one sex a year.

oh yeah, but it's all rough and stuff, so it's kind of worth it.

Mmmmm, rough sex...

Originally posted by Strangelove
2 years? My whole life, chica

While that does suck, I maintain that it's a bit different

Though I basically had no interest in sex whatsoever until a couple months before I had it for the first time.

Originally posted by Peach
While that does suck, I maintain that it's a bit different Too true.

Stranglefett is just a sad little robot /\/\/\/\

Well, here's my list, anyway

SS
Itzak
Dusty
Vinny Valentine

of course, 3 of those people hardly come on anymore ermm

hm so it's just me ?

I logged on and saw this thread and I KNEW it had to be SS's doing. haermm

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
hm so it's just me ? Well, you're probably the only person who will see this, so I guess

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I logged on and saw this thread and I KNEW it had to be SS's doing. haermm



Originally posted by Strangelove
Well, you're probably the only person who will see this, so I guess

Jessica Alba.

Originally posted by Toku King
Jessica Alba.

While I do agree with your choice.....sadly, she doesn't post here.

Originally posted by dadudemon
While I do agree with your choice.....sadly, she doesn't post here.

Ok, then.......



Angelina Jolie.

Those are some high standards.

Mitchum

(have no idea what this thread is about)

Mitchum!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Those are some high standards.


not really,

he is only saying who he WOULD have sex with,

I'm sure someone with the lowest standards would have sex with those femalez

Originally posted by mitchum
Mitchum

(have no idea what this thread is about)

Mitchum!

gasp, I forgot mitchum too

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
not really,

he is only saying who he WOULD have sex with,

I'm sure someone with the lowest standards would have sex with those femalez

Bardock42? Is that you?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
gasp, I forgot mitchum too Uhm.. don't you ever.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Those are some high standards.

Ok, then, fine.



Abs

Originally posted by dadudemon
Bardock42? Is that you?

you know I was thinking the same thing as soon as I posted it.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I'm sure someone with the lowest standards would have sex with those femalez

Not pedos or racial fetishers.