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It is 11 oclock in WI and usually my grandmother is all awake and screachy and wants everything and watching The Price Right; but now the TV is off and she is still sleeping and i just got off the phone with my dad and he said she went to bed at 6 oclock last night so that means she is sleeping for 17 hours!!!!!
or she is dead. she is 78 years old and has pulmonary fibrosis (lung disease) and I heard her coughing like 2 hours ago. I am freaking out MAN!!!!! and she has her mouth wide open like a corpsey looking thing!!!!

awehuhs You seriously make too many threads

Check her pulse? Try waking her up?

My mom said to put a mirror by her mouth....thats weird

Originally posted by Selphie
Check her pulse? Try waking her up?

what she said.

I can't, I like the silence.......

you should stab it with a fork, thats what i usually do.

Originally posted by Randi
My mom said to put a mirror by her mouth....thats weird
It's to check if she's breathing.

The mirror will fog up

I know but she said tape it to a stick and poke her with it too, also weird i know it is a thing for breathing.....douche

My dad said to go into the garage and get a hammer and hit her in the head and if she screams hit her agian

Originally posted by Randi
I know but she said tape it to a stick and poke her with it too, also weird i know it is a thing for breathing.....douche

My dad said to go into the garage and get a hammer and hit her in the head and if she screams hit her agian
I don't think i deserve to be called a douche just for informing you of something which you appeared to not know ermm

I knew what you meant i just wasn't done with the sentence because i am wathing for sign of LIFE!!!

is she still alive? she is? okay. that's good.

not sure, she just lays there with a blanket drapped over her mouth because thats how she likes to sleep with a blanket drapped over her head and it is really quite creepy when she does that, it's like she is prepaing herself

Originally posted by Randi
I can't, I like the silence.......

Then stop complaining.

Just leave her be, and if she's dead, everyone can blame you for not doing anything just because you liked the silence.

I am evil i know but if you were me and you have to lsten to her chatter boxen the whole time you would appreciate the silence too

but she's still human.

now shes a dead human

gah another thread about dead people......it's been done....close...

but she is one of those bitchy old ladies, and she is.....wait the phone just rang in her bedroom................

DAMMIT! she is still alive....well SH!T!!!!

Well, that's probably something you can keep to yourself next time.

What i can't celebrate

you should drug her

we do have morphine

I hope she causes you many more years of unpleasantness.

it's is not me she is causing unpleasantness she is a real hag to my parents

You should be glad she's OK

no, she is a real ***** to my mom the first thing she said to her when my dad and my mom's wedding day she said "I didn't like you before, well I guess I have to now."

*****

Originally posted by Randi
*****

Well, ain't that the pot callin' the kettle black?

pots can do that? awehuhs

Reason #11908 why I think Randi is an annoying b*tch.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Reason #11908 why I think Randi is an annoying b*tch. You're barely at 11908? catch up!

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Reason #11908 why I think Randi is an annoying b*tch. Originally posted by Mairuzu
You're barely at 11908? catch up!
awehuhs Goddamn it. I lost count

I'd write in the correct number but I don't believe it would fit. hmm

I though we were past the millionth mark with her. awehuhs

I'm pretty sure i had just broke something-trillion hmm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You're barely at 11908? catch up!

I lost count too.

let me be the first to say...

INFINITY! ha-son

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

An "eight" tilted 90 degrees either clock-way eh? hmm


Sounds ingenious

Si

Originally posted by Selphie
let me be the first to say...

INFINITY! ha-son

And let me be the first to say:

F*ck this thread.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You're barely at 11908? catch up! lol

When I saw the title of this thread I'd thought someone had been getting high off some naughty drug like calpol or some viacra with a hint of vodka 131 don't hate the player hate the game

Originally posted by steverules
When I saw the title of this thread I'd thought someone had been getting high off some naughty drug like calpol or some viacra with a hint of vodka 131 don't hate the player hate the game

Your avvy... it's staring at me...

That happens alot

that is just really disturbing