If you could sex someone you hate...

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Selphie
who would it be and why?


I would sex Bill O'Reily. Why? Meh, why not.

Mairuzu
trippy

FoxMeister
I'd have sex with myself weep

Mairuzu
I'll choose Randi so I can give her internal bleeding

Selphie
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'll choose Randi so I can give her internal bleeding

Originally posted by Mairuzu
trippy

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'll choose Randi so I can give her internal bleeding
crylaugh



I couldn't choose anybody because...there really aren't many people I dislike at all so choosing "hate" is impossible for me.

Mairuzu
Just choose me 131

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Just choose me 131
I don't hate or dislike you.

awesome

Pwn.

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I don't hate or dislike you.

awesome

Pwn. uhuh

Jericho Zerř
Myself, end discussion.

Mairuzu
I don't want to end it....

Selphie
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
crylaugh



I couldn't choose anybody because...there really aren't many people I dislike at all so choosing "hate" is impossible for me.


Dirty hippie crackers

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Selphie
Dirty hippie crackers
I'm most certainly dirty and I am MOST certainly a hippie.

Mairuzu
Especially Lisa... But especially Bart...

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm most certainly dirty and I am MOST certainly a hippie.
I ****ing hate you so much uhuh


LOVE MEH biscuits

Selphie
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm most certainly dirty and I am MOST certainly a hippie.

crackers

Röland
Hate sex is the best.

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Selphie
crackers (use the other face)

FoxMeister

Röland
Originally posted by FoxMeister
biscuits
This guy knows what I'm talking about.

Selphie
Originally posted by Mairuzu
(use the other face)

uhuh

Phucked Up
I would never sex someone I hate.

chillybanana
Originally posted by Phucked Up
I would never sex someone I hate. Same, they don't deserve the pleasure I can offer.

FoxMeister
What if they tricked you? awehuhs

chillybanana
Originally posted by FoxMeister
What if they tricked you? awehuhs Then I'm...screwed.

Röland
Originally posted by chillybanana
Then I'm...screwed.
Literally.

Selphie

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Selphie
THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY eek!
Me too hmm


Great minds eh?

chillybanana

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY eek!
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Me too hmm


Great minds eh?
Threesome? hmm

Selphie
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Me too hmm


Great minds eh?

Yeah, we rock cool

FoxMeister

Röland
Originally posted by chillybanana
Indeed.
peaches

Selphie

Röland
edit: haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
Yeah, totally, and let's all make sure to hate each other too, so it'll be awesome
Your sense of humor rocks. crylaugh

Hate sex is the best. raver

Selphie
haermm

What was that? Fox calls middle? Okay!

FoxMeister

FoxMeister
All hate. Lets start majors

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
haermm

What was that? Fox calls middle? Okay!
I don't like where this is going. haermm

Selphie

Selphie

FoxMeister
lol wut

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
Yeah, and once my children pop out, pewwwwwwwww, straight down into the garbage disposal.
A swift and noble death.
Originally posted by Selphie
Tsk fine, you in the middle
Why am I always the middle! uhuh

FoxMeister
A sammich gotta have some filling

Selphie
Originally posted by FoxMeister
A sammich gotta have some filling

Some Turkey! eek!

amirite?

FoxMeister
But anyway. I think we should put it to vote.


I vote Selphie in the middle no expression

Röland
Originally posted by FoxMeister
A sammich gotta have some filling
Originally posted by Selphie
Some Turkey! eek!

amirite?
Turkey is the best! eek!

Röland
Originally posted by FoxMeister
But anyway. I think we should put it to vote.


I vote Selphie in the middle no expression
That's what I say, but Selphie ain't down for that. no expression

XvampbenjiiX666
well for this thread i'd say i hate Kate Beckinsale so i can have sex with her...omg_so_sexy

FoxMeister
awehuhs

Selphie

XvampbenjiiX666
Selphie's always in my sammich...she makes it yummy

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Selphie
131 313 131

That's what you think!
313

The j0keR
Paris Hilton, then I could be a famous ******* for nothing, just like her.

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
131 313 131

That's what you think!
I didn't know you were so kinky. 131

Selphie

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
You don't know the half of it 313
I like this. 131

XvampbenjiiX666
Originally posted by Selphie
What a spicy sentence sandwich!



You don't know the half of it 313 i eat those sandwhich's everyday...

dadudemon
hmm...


hate sex?


well, that involves cock slaps to the face, rough anal sex, and back scratching....maybe some random slaps to the ass and stuff...




sooo.....






I can't.......I just don't know anyone that I hate that is female.

Selphie
Originally posted by dadudemon
hmm...


hate sex?


well, that involves cock slaps to the face, rough anal sex, and back scratching....maybe some random slaps to the ass and stuff...




sooo.....






I can't.......I just don't know anyone that I hate that is female.

Tsk, its not necessarily HATE SEX, just sex with someone you hate. Shit, it may be a little hardcore, but I wouldn't have extremely rough sex with Bill O'Reily. Goddamn.

XvampbenjiiX666
Originally posted by Selphie
Tsk, its not necessarily HATE SEX, just sex with someone you hate. Shit, it may be a little hardcore, but I wouldn't have extremely rough sex with Bill O'Reily. Goddamn. eek! thats i side i never got to meet yet

Selphie
Oh yeah, and I'd sex Scythe, because I hate that jerk.

Jericho Zerř
I guess I'd also have to sex Milla Jovovich...

Rogue Jedi

Baylin
Can I sex someone and then hate them afterwards? confused

chillmeistergen
Osama.

caedusrulesall
Just a question...

Does any female on this forum hate me?

Just wondering, though I doubt it, since I'm so likeable.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Selphie
Tsk, its not necessarily HATE SEX, just sex with someone you hate. Shit, it may be a little hardcore, but I wouldn't have extremely rough sex with Bill O'Reily. Goddamn.

Well, sex with some I'd hate would be hate sex. It's how I would do, man.


but, I don't hate any women....they have boobs. weep

chillmeistergen
Actually, I had a really hot teacher at one point, who I hated. I think I'd rather sex her than Osama, mainly because I don't know Osama enough on a personal level to hate him, but his looks also leave a lot to be desired.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Baylin
Can I sex someone and then hate them afterwards? confused That's called marriage.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's called marriage.


I still love my wife..........................................................

Rogue Jedi
Kidding, Donnie. laughing out loud

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by FoxMeister
I ****ing hate you so much uhuh


LOVE MEH biscuits
awesome
Thanks for your compliment.

Selphie
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why do you hate her?

I think the Resident Evil series is reason enough.

EDIT: Of movies, that is. The actual video games are wonderful.

Baylin
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's called marriage.

Gee whizz RJ, your a sick man! After all this time married I couldn't still have sex with my wife that'd be like incest or something... eek!

Strangelove
I only hate two people in my life, and I never watch to see, let alone touch either one of them again.

Scythe
Originally posted by Selphie
Oh yeah, and I'd sex Scythe, because I hate that jerk.

Whoo?

Selphie
Originally posted by Scythe
Whoo?

YOU AND YOUR FACE!

Scythe
Originally posted by Selphie
YOU AND YOUR FACE!

Me and my face is 'whoo'?

Selphie
Originally posted by Scythe
Me and my face is 'whoo'?

Yeah **** you.

Scythe
Not whachya said last nighters...

George Foreman
Originally posted by Selphie
who would it be and why?


I would sex Bill O'Reily. Why? Meh, why not.

Paris Hilton. Why? Because shes a stuck up *****. erm

Randi
i already had sex with someone i hate he was my first unfortunalty erm

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Randi
i already had sex with someone i hate he was my first unfortunalty erm
You're not old enough to have sex, darling.

Randi
I am 21

Selphie
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You're not old enough to have sex, darling.

ermm

BackFire
Originally posted by Selphie
who would it be and why?


I would sex Bill O'Reily. Why? Meh, why not.


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. He'd old and obnoxious. He's got the turkey neck.

Selphie
Originally posted by BackFire
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. He'd old and obnoxious. He's got the turkey neck.

What can I say, I'm a pretty grabby person!

Jericho Zerř
Originally posted by Selphie
I think the Resident Evil series is reason enough.

EDIT: Of movies, that is. The actual video games are wonderful.

Answered it for me. I have to give her, though... She may have ruined my favorite games when they were made into movies, but... She looked good doing it...

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Randi
I am 21
Turn the 2 and 1 around to 12.

chillmeistergen
How witty.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Baylin
Gee whizz RJ, your a sick man! After all this time married I couldn't still have sex with my wife that'd be like incest or something... eek! crylaugh

Dark-Jaxx
Blaxican Hydralisk, the filthy ****.

Blax_Hydralisk
I'd have you squealing like a *****. Then I'd call in RJ for the double team k-k-k-kombo breaka.

Rogue Jedi
Crown him!!!

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I'd have you squealing like a *****. Then I'd call in RJ for the double team k-k-k-kombo breaka. Oh please b!tch. I'd have your punk ass pinned down with the weight of my balls, and stick my dick so far up your ass it would pop out your eye sockets b!tch, then I would force feed you your eyeballs and when you shit it out all over my pubic area, make you lick your mess up!!!

Rogue Jedi
dude.....

Scythe
Oh my! hahaha.

Rogue Jedi
That was quite.......descriptive?

Scythe
Obviously.

Rogue Jedi
Reminds me of Full Metal Jacket.

Scythe
What?? How...?

Rogue Jedi
When Sgt. Hartman is talking to Pyle:

-TAGNCEHM6g

Scythe
I don't think he talked so sexually to him...

Rogue Jedi
Well, he DID say he was gonna gouge out his eyes and skull**** him to death.

Scythe
Not the same relative sense though.

Rogue Jedi
OK haermm

Scythe
OK!

Rogue Jedi
Bien?

P23
i hate brooke hogan


id sex her up just to get close to her family fortune ( if any cash is left)

Lara
I've alread had sex with some one I absolutely dispise, and it was the best sex I've ever had messed

Rogue Jedi
haermm

P23
Originally posted by Lara
I've alread had sex with some one I absolutely dispise, and it was the best sex I've ever had messed




i know i am good roll eyes (sarcastic)

Lara
no expression

P23
Originally posted by Lara
no expression





lol

ScarletSpeed
Probably my ex, I hate her but she's hot.

Lara
laughing out loud

Electrocat
Who... who...
Sex with someone I hate....

hm......

Totally this mean teacher I had at school....
Maybe I'd have gotten a better grade rock

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