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Opening, By Red

Friends, Well Wishers, and Well Wishers and Friends. Today marks a monumental rebirth of The Eclectic Lovers/livestock/lesbians/luthors/lemons/lords/leviathans In Tasmania Eh?(ELITE). Do you know how long this moment has been cradled in a thought sack? As far as we are concerned, far too long, for any of us to wait any longer. It’s time for action! And Social Up-Evil! We will ride and take back the fair paradise that we call Killermovies Forums, and have sex all over it, to ensure that it is ours until we grow bored with it again! A rebirth was more imminent that Michael Jackson’s comeback attempt flopping!(it helps users by comparing things in terms of scale). The Elites are the overseers of all that is holy, all that was biblical. We are so sure in our amazingness that we use the arc of the covenant as a drink coaster! The fate of the fair KMC, NAY, the World, NAY, more important than that, THE INTERNET, lies in the very rebirth of this presumptuous thread. Now, if you are a mod of sorts, you may be asking yourself. Say, what is this team’s purpose anyway? Well to answer your question in the most ignorant way possible, we treat our fellow e-brothers and sisters to the up most respect and dignity. There’s no demoralizing e-pantsing in this society! We even take long journeys when our revenue is up to lend a hand to our brothers and sisters in the distant and primal lands of hero chat and CBR. We don’t do what we do for the money or funny or the glamour. We’re real people, trying to make a difference in the rough everyday world that we call KMC. I mean, Sentry or Apollo beating Superman? Are you loony! All because of the courageous Faceman! Now you may be groaning thinking that all we do is help ignorant people, and ignore fun! Well you have some nerve mister…Because we have heaps of fun! When things get dull, we usually send one of our more intelligent users into this thread to say “Hi.” or “How’s it going?” To liven things up, it can be quite a riot! Now I know, upon reading this awe inspiring piece, you may very well already have your clothes off. But wait for one moment there’s more. If you are a result of aid from our prestigious secret society that isn’t such a secret, than you may very well want to direct anything to either Smurph, Red, or Marty. Smurph accepts irrelevant Canadian currency, Red accepts buttons from rain coats, and Marty will take food, any food at all, because of how desperate he is to feed himself because he lives in the harsh wilderness that is Australia. Ignore any plea from Batdude and or Jason, for they are socially incompetent and therefore wealthy. Basically, one can get the general understanding that it’s for the best of all the internet, and one giant orgasm may erupt across cyberspace because of it. Frankly it’s long over do, and we, the great KMCers, shouldn’t torture you any further by stalling. Now then, Ladies And Gentlemen living With Your Parents, Without further ado We bring you, the 9th Wonder of the World!

The Official What Did You Have For Breakfast Thread (No Spam!)

Rules, By Catfood, Fatnude, Steve Batdude

Rules of “The Official What Did you have for Breakfast Thread (No Spam Allowed)”

Let’s get one thing straight here… we don’t give a F*CK about what you had for breakfast this morning… this is a team thread!!!

1. Any mentioning of what you had for breakfast will get you reported by the founding members. Don’t like it? Well guess what… don’t eat any breakfast.

2. All posts will be accompanied by the “haw-som” smilie. Not doing so will be reported to the mods.

3. No spamming allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you may ask why this is rule number three instead of rule number 1. If you are indeed wondering this… then shut up, because I don’t care.

4. No mentioning of Badabing and/or Marea. Doing so will get your reported, and then later warned.

5. You will address the founding members as “sir.”

6. Founding members can do as they please.

7. Failure to adhere to any of these rules (excluding the founding members) will get yourself banned from this team. Don’t like it? Don’t break the God damn rules.

7.5 If each post doesn't rhyme, contain 100 words of blue writing or contain a reference to a song at least a decade old, you will be reported.

8. Have fun!

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Core Shit, by Smurph

Our thread isn't on KMC, but its where most members come from, and our actual thread (more like a forum, really) actually has FAR more posts than any Authoritative team.

Founders

Smurph, Batdude, Red and Jason

(All rules concerning founders only matter for this KMC outlet thread)


MEMBER LIST

Marc
Phil
Jim
Joel
Steve
Jan
Jason
Paul
Jeremy
Aaron (not Arlene's brother)
Guy
Scott
Jamie
Christopher
Ken
Jon
Jose
Liam
Geoff
John
Dan
Lee

Extraneous members

David
EC
Mark
Bran
Leo
Galan
tjcoady



Extra Extraneous Members
(ones who don't have the option of access to the team clubhouse, and are exiled to the smaller, less important Authority thread)

Kris
Aaron (the other one)
All other lesser Authority, and such

ermm

well, this was unexpected...

'haw-som'

Originally posted by Raoul
ermm

well, this was unexpected...

'haw-som'


Was it? Was it really? haw-som

Summary

So, this is an outlet thread for a much cooler place that's invite only (though money helps).

Digi's jealous, Faceman rides our coattails, and everybody's hating.

PM me if you need details.

Otherwise, GTFO of our thread.

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
Was it? Was it really? haw-som
Good morning team.

Originally posted by Ha-Son
Good morning team.


We got coattails haw-som

Why is it, that my name has to bloody mentioned even though i dont like or talk to any of you guys. You all need to move along and find someone or something to spend hours obsessing over than myself and bada. Am I that important to you that you have to drop my name any chance you get, or to throw a dig at mine and bada's direction.

Please guys take my advice, Leave well alone okay!

I am not on here to be pulled into your childish little games that you create on Msn just to wind me up and get a raise from myself or bada. I just come here to hang out with a few mates and try and enjoy KMC without you guys being the little morons that you have become. And to think I was actually friends with all of you until i started to date Badabing.

I will leave now, and let you kids have a good little laugh at my expense, because that is all you really are, silly little kids who have no life but to create cyber games to wind people up. Infact you guys are nothing more that sad little Cyber bullies, who will one day have whats coming to them.

This thread is nothing but a joke to wind up authority and i truely hope that Digi sees right through you guys and closes this god damn thread.

So long

Originally posted by Badwolf
Why is it, that my name has to bloody mentioned even though i dont like or talk to any of you guys. You all need to move along and find someone or something to spend hours obsessing over than myself and bada. Am I that important to you that you have to drop my name any chance you get, or to throw a dig at mine and bada's direction.

Please guys take my advice, Leave well alone okay!

I am not on here to be pulled into your childish little games that you create on Msn just to wind me up and get a raise from myself or bada. I just come here to hang out with a few mates and try and enjoy KMC without you guys being the little morons that you have become. And to think I was actually friends with all of you until i started to date Badabing.

I will leave now, and let you kids have a good little laugh at my expense, because that is all you really are, silly little kids who have no life but to create cyber games to wind people up. Infact you guys are nothing more that sad little Cyber bullies, who will one day have whats coming to them.

This thread is nothing but a joke to wind up authority and i truely hope that Digi sees right through you guys and closes this god damn thread.

So long
You have broken rule # 4. Reported for spamming.

Originally posted by Ha-Son
You have broken rule # 4. Reported for spamming.


My berfday is opened in two days...Frankly I'm estatic...

Originally posted by Ha-Son
You have broken rule # 4. Reported for spamming.

Actually it seems that i have broken many of your pathetic rules.. Oh no!! What will you guys come up with next to get how you say it. 'One over on me'

Originally posted by Badwolf
Why is it, that my name has to bloody mentioned even though i dont like or talk to any of you guys. You all need to move along and find someone or something to spend hours obsessing over than myself and bada. Am I that important to you that you have to drop my name any chance you get, or to throw a dig at mine and bada's direction.

Please guys take my advice, Leave well alone okay!

I am not on here to be pulled into your childish little games that you create on Msn just to wind me up and get a raise from myself or bada. I just come here to hang out with a few mates and try and enjoy KMC without you guys being the little morons that you have become. And to think I was actually friends with all of you until i started to date Badabing.

I will leave now, and let you kids have a good little laugh at my expense, because that is all you really are, silly little kids who have no life but to create cyber games to wind people up. Infact you guys are nothing more that sad little Cyber bullies, who will one day have whats coming to them.

This thread is nothing but a joke to wind up authority and i truely hope that Digi sees right through you guys and closes this god damn thread.

So long

This is the exact reason why rule #4 was instated... bitching like this.

Cyber bullies? LMFAO. Why do you guys have to take a joke so god damn personally? This is a COMIC BOOK INTERNET FORUM. Please don't post in our team thread anymore if you're going to throw a hissy fit every time.

Jesus F*cking Christ...

Originally posted by Badwolf
Actually it seems that i have broken many of your pathetic rules.. Oh no!! What will you guys come up with next to get how you say it. 'One over on me'

Get the f*ck out.

Originally posted by batdude123
This is the exact reason why rule #4 was instated... bitching like this.

Cyber bullies? LMFAO. Why do you guys have to take a joke so god damn personally? This is a COMIC BOOK INTERNET FORUM. Please don't post in our team thread anymore if you're going to throw a hissy fit every time.

Jesus F*cking Christ...



Get the f*ck out.

Yes a comic book thread on a comic book forum, in which you guys spend hours on msn creating your next scheme to what close down a thread because it seems popular.

There was no need to put my name in rule number 4 unless you wanted a raise from me. I mean how would you guys like it if every chance i had i dropped your name. Would you be honored or just utterly bored.

Oh and how many times batdude have you been asked not to post in our thread because of your childish banter, Hmmmz! Yet you still go in there just to wind up Face and the others.

As for the hissy fit maybe you should look closer to home as the only curse word that is in this thread came from your mouth.

settle down guys...We don't need to give Digi reason to close this srug

Originally posted by Badwolf
Yes a comic book thread on a comic book forum, in which you guys spend hours on msn creating your next scheme to what close down a thread because it seems popular.

There was no need to put my name in rule number 4 unless you wanted a raise from me. I mean how would you guys like it if every chance i had i dropped your name. Would you be honored or just utterly bored.

Oh and how many times batdude have you been asked not to post in our thread because of your childish banter, Hmmmz! Yet you still go in there just to wind up Face and the others.

As for the hissy fit maybe you should look closer to home as the only curse word that is in this thread came from your mouth.
Technically, Batdude was never asked to stop posting in any thread.

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
settle down guys...We don't need to give Digi reason to close this srug

*checks to see if hell has frozen over*

i actually agree with red, calm it down if you want digi to leave this open...

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
settle down guys...We don't need to give Digi reason to close this srug
I agree pal. A spy in the enemy camp had already warned me about a certain troll spamming our thread.

Originally posted by Raoul
*checks to see if hell has frozen over*

i actually agree with red, calm it down if you want digi to leave this open...


I see what you did there Paul uhuh

Originally posted by Badwolf
Why is it, that my name has to bloody mentioned even though i dont like or talk to any of you guys. You all need to move along and find someone or something to spend hours obsessing over than myself and bada. Am I that important to you that you have to drop my name any chance you get, or to throw a dig at mine and bada's direction.

Please guys take my advice, Leave well alone okay!

I am not on here to be pulled into your childish little games that you create on Msn just to wind me up and get a raise from myself or bada. I just come here to hang out with a few mates and try and enjoy KMC without you guys being the little morons that you have become. And to think I was actually friends with all of you until i started to date Badabing.

I will leave now, and let you kids have a good little laugh at my expense, because that is all you really are, silly little kids who have no life but to create cyber games to wind people up. Infact you guys are nothing more that sad little Cyber bullies, who will one day have whats coming to them.

This thread is nothing but a joke to wind up authority and i truely hope that Digi sees right through you guys and closes this god damn thread.

So long
You are welcome to post here, but you are expected to follow the rules.

Originally posted by Badwolf
I mean how would you guys like it if every chance i had i dropped your name. Just so you know, a girl threatening guys with their own behavior never works.

Originally posted by Ha-Son
I agree pal. A spy in the enemy camp had already warned me about a certain troll spamming our thread.


We may need to put security at Code RED

Originally posted by Badwolf
Yes a comic book thread on a comic book forum, in which you guys spend hours on msn creating your next scheme to what close down a thread because it seems popular.

There was no need to put my name in rule number 4 unless you wanted a raise from me. I mean how would you guys like it if every chance i had i dropped your name. Would you be honored or just utterly bored.

Oh and how many times batdude have you been asked not to post in our thread because of your childish banter, Hmmmz! Yet you still go in there just to wind up Face and the others.

As for the hissy fit maybe you should look closer to home as the only curse word that is in this thread came from your mouth.

Get a sense of humor. It might help you in the long run. I've mentioned you guys as a couple to Bada before, and he had about the same PMS-induced reaction. You wonder why we have rule number 4? Because it's hilarious that you guys take an e-relationship so seriously. Anybody that mentions you guys gets their e-balls cut off, so we thought we'd follow suit and prevent anybody from ever talking about you guys. Kay?

And actually, I haven't been told once to stop posting in your thread.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Just so you know, a girl threatening guys with their own behavior never works.


Hahaha nah your right, they would properly think I had some massive crush on them.

All I am asking from you guys, who were once really close friends of mine, is that you kinda leave me alone for many reasons. I have never done anything in the past to lose your friendship, so i dont understand why you guys are the way you are towards me.

As for batdude, your language is kinda not needed. I am however allowed to post in here! I am not causing any trouble, just trying to get an understanding from two people in here who, like i stated were friends of mine.

Originally posted by Badwolf
Hahaha nah your right, they would properly think I had some massive crush on them.

All I am asking from you guys, who were once really close friends of mine, is that you kinda leave me alone for many reasons. I have never done anything in the past to lose your friendship, so i dont understand why you guys are the way you are towards me.

As for batdude, your language is kinda not needed. I am however allowed to post in here! I am not causing any trouble, just trying to get an understanding from two people in here who, like i stated were friends of mine.

I apologize.

Originally posted by batdude123
I apologize.


WOW! That's reason enough to keep this thread open!

Originally posted by Badwolf
Hahaha nah your right, they would properly think I had some massive crush on them.

All I am asking from you guys, who were once really close friends of mine, is that you kinda leave me alone for many reasons. I have never done anything in the past to lose your friendship, so i dont understand why you guys are the way you are towards me.

As for batdude, your language is kinda not needed. I am however allowed to post in here! I am not causing any trouble, just trying to get an understanding from two people in here who, like i stated were friends of mine.
Passione? heh, didn't recognize the name change...thought you were a troll..

Originally posted by Badwolf
Hahaha nah your right, they would properly think I had some massive crush on them.

All I am asking from you guys, who were once really close friends of mine, is that you kinda leave me alone for many reasons. I have never done anything in the past to lose your friendship, so i dont understand why you guys are the way you are towards me.

As for batdude, your language is kinda not needed. I am however allowed to post in here! I am not causing any trouble, just trying to get an understanding from two people in here who, like i stated were friends of mine.

haermm I've been civil and stuff

Originally posted by Ha-Son
Passione? heh, didn't recognize the name change...thought you were a troll..

nah trolls are ugly,

ahh this will be amusing for like a day before it is closed

I see you added that *** scarletspeed, and not meuhuh

Originally posted by llagrok
I see you added that *** scarletspeed, and not meuhuh


wut?

Originally posted by Creshosk
Just so you know, a girl threatening guys with their own behavior never works.

131

Quoted for truth.

It's like female drivers.

Wait...
E-relationship?

Bada and Marea aren't together in real life?

Originally posted by llagrok
131

Quoted for truth.

It's like female drivers.

no survivors...

Originally posted by Soljer
Wait...
E-relationship?

Bada and Marea aren't together in real life?

Let's steer clear of that whole minefield ;D


Originally posted by Raoul
no survivors...

This is why I'm a big fan of The Prodigy and Ireland's "smack my ***** up" policy.

Originally posted by llagrok
Let's steer clear of that whole minefield ;D




This is why I'm a big fan of The Prodigy and Ireland's "smack my ***** up" policy.

it's not just a policy, its in the constitution...

Morning team.

haw-som

To any who haven't seen it.

kTqWSYfFcSI

Looks crap.

Originally posted by Eel O'Brian
To any who haven't seen it.

kTqWSYfFcSI

Looks crap.

Are those kids like 5?

And yeah, there's noooooo coincidence that the Hulk and Iron Man are the only adults haw-som

I'm just awaiting the arrival of the dur for this smilie----->haw-som

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I'm just awaiting the arrival of the dur for this smilie----->haw-som

Originally posted by llagrok
Are those kids like 5?

And yeah, there's noooooo coincidence that the Hulk and Iron Man are the only adults haw-som Because they can't have five year olds with alcohol and anger management problems?

Duh.

Originally posted by Eel O'Brian


That's not it.

(hyuk!)

Originally posted by batdude123
Get a sense of humor. It might help you in the long run. I've mentioned you guys as a couple to Bada before, and he had about the same PMS-induced reaction. You wonder why we have rule number 4? Because it's hilarious that you guys take an e-relationship so seriously. Anybody that mentions you guys gets their e-balls cut off, so we thought we'd follow suit and prevent anybody from ever talking about you guys. Kay?

And actually, I haven't been told once to stop posting in your thread. Originally posted by Soljer
Wait...
E-relationship?

Bada and Marea aren't together in real life? Ahh, so many extraordinary assumptions. I have the money and freedom to travel as I please. I have employees to do my work and email the reports for me to approve. I don't share every detail of my real life on KMC and MSN. 313

Originally posted by Eel O'Brian
Because they can't have five year olds with alcohol and anger management problems?

Duh. They just never got laid.

Looks like its by the same artist who drew that Ben-10 stuff.

Originally posted by Badabing
Ahh, so many extraordinary assumptions. I have the money and freedom to travel as I please. I have employees to do my work and email the reports for me to approve. I don't share every detail of my real life on KMC and MSN. 313

I wasn't making an assumption, I was asking a question in response to something I found somewhat surprising...

Originally posted by Badabing
Ahh, so many extraordinary assumptions. I have the money and freedom to travel as I please. I have employees to do my work and email the reports for me to approve. I don't share every detail of my real life on KMC and MSN. 313

Originally posted by batdude123
I apologize.

In other news, I see that rules are being broken right and left.

Don't make us have to enforce rule number #7.

...

haw-som

That's it...



Closing...

















haw-som

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I'm just awaiting the arrival of the dur for this smilie----->haw-som

WD, do you know what would pretty epic, is if you had haw-som In your sig.

Yay.

This thread is exactly what KMC needs.

Originally posted by Citizen V
Yay.

This thread is exactly what KMC needs.

I told Smurph to add you to the exclusive member list a few dozen times, if you're not there, then maybe you should, i don know, smack smurph around haw-som

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
I told Smurph to add you to the exclusive member list a few dozen times, if you're not there, then maybe you should, i don know, smack smurph around haw-som

I'd rather not be added to the exclusive member list, not exclusive enough, as it stands.

Originally posted by Citizen V
I'd rather not be added to the exclusive member list, not exclusive enough, as it stands.

Do you get a thrill at making me sound like an idiot uhuh

you do that on your own

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
Do you get a thrill at making me sound like an idiot uhuh
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
you do that on your own

Feel the burn.