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Ok, this thread is based on sex....duh....

and I want you to tell who it was, how it was and please no gory details.

was it a happy ending? or a complete disaster and you kept running into that person making the situation more awkward.

OK GO!

Mine was with my boyfriend and we've been together for over 2 years so I guess I couldn't have been that bad

congrats on that chilly!!

I didnt scare her off, but since it was my first it wasnt exactly perfect. Kept coming back for more though, so thats something.

well, at least you made a good impression

reason number infinity and 1

mines was when I was pretty young, it was really weird how it happened, My mates cousin offered me a cigarette and I sad no, she then asked if I was gay (cause I didn't want a cigarette ) and I said "no" and she said "prove it" she was 2 years older than me and I was like..."uhhhhh how" well anyways long story short we done it, but it took me like an hour to get it up

HASN'T HAPPENED YET!! ha-son

you might wanna leave that last part out bud

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
mines was when I was pretty young, it was really weird how it happened, My mates cousin offered me a cigarette and I sad no, she then asked if I was gay (cause I didn't want a cigarette ) and I said "no" and she said "prove it" she was 2 years older than me and I was like..."uhhhhh how" well anyways long story short we done it, but it took me like an hour to get it up


You couldnt get it up? Thats the least of my problems, I cant keep it down.

iv had sex, lots of it, more sex than you. *****

Originally posted by The j0keR
You couldnt get it up? Thats the least of my problems, I cant keep it down.


I had just turned 14.

with sword in hand

i'm sorry
it's not my first, actually it's my second, I bought brandon cigarettes because he was 17 and i was 18 and i said, "what do i get out of this?" and he asked what was i doing for H.S exams

and blah blah we screwd godd stuff

I had actually experiencd my first orgasm with someone, my first thought he was a pimp, apparently not

Mine was with my now ex. We had it planned..

It was in the woods on a couple of blankets. hanuts

-1 for another pointless retarded thread made by Randi.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Mine was with my now ex. We had it planned..

It was in the woods on a couple of blankets. hanuts


such a romantic

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
-1 for another pointless retarded thread made by Randi.


Retarted because you dont have a story?

neo, your the only one thinking that


douche bag

Originally posted by The j0keR
Retarted because you dont have a story?

Damn right i don't stoned

Originally posted by Randi
neo, your the only one thinking that


douche bag make that two

Originally posted by The j0keR
Retarted because you dont have a story? #

no he dislikes it cause he has never and will never have a first time,

he is asexual.

Originally posted by Randi
neo, your the only one thinking that


douche bag

Thank you for proving how much of an idiot you actually are.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
#

no he dislikes it cause he has never and will never have a first time,

he is asexual.

true dat.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Damn right i don't stoned

virgin

Originally posted by Randi
virgin

Yes, yes i am.....problem with that?

Did you come up with that all on your own? haermm

not really, makes you less of man though

Originally posted by Randi
not really, makes you less of man though Says who?

not you mairu

Originally posted by Randi
not really, makes you less of man though

Not really, i don't go sleeping around with whores now do i, or degrade myself for looking for it....I am asexual which means i do not get attracted to men or women, so hence forth yeah i am a virgin and i don't really care.....but thanks for the so i know you are joking.

And really you're post is a pretty stupid way of looking at things

What's sex?

ok first of all if you would read my shit you would notice i said second time i had sex is with the man i am with now. which means i am a one man woman

don't say i am the retard when you can't understand words

What's a retarded sex?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
such a romantic
I know, right?

neo and his asexualness

Originally posted by Randi
ok first of all if you would read my shit you would notice i said second time i had sex is with the man i am with now. which means i am a one man woman

don't say i am the retard when you can't understand words

No you said i was less of a man for not sleeping with people...which is a stupid way of looking at things, in fact i can't really class you as lady....because you're attitude to others is pathetic and you act like an idiot, what sort of insult is posting virgin, wow some people don't have sex...whoa that's so bad......i think not.....grow up my dear and if you're going to insult me try something better then virgin.

well your the one in this thread throwing a big crap about it


and..............I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R US kid!

Originally posted by Randi
well your the one in this thread throwing a big crap about it


and..............I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R US kid!

No you are the one insulting me.

What do you expect...me to just take it?

I'm going to have to side with neo here. He's right, and your counter-attacks are a bit stupid Randi... sorry.

you said heres another retarted thread made by Randi


INSULT

So are we not talking sex anymore? ermm

Originally posted by Randi
you said heres another retarted thread made by Randi


INSULT

It kinda is....but why not just take it with a pinch of salt and ignore the post....you do know that this thread may have been done before?

yes sorry hon, got distracted

go on

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
It kinda is....but why not just take it with a pinch of salt and ignore the post....you do know that this thread may have been done before?
well it's old news and why do you post when you don't have sex ?????

Originally posted by The j0keR
So are we not talking sex anymore? ermm

You have piggles thread for that

Sex always make up two people after fighting...perhaps it was meant to be that they fought.

sex

make up sex is the best

or right when he comes home from being in the army for two months...good stuff

You're friend is hotter

Why do we say sex? Isn't it better to say Xes?

sex backwards


69

Originally posted by The j0keR
So are we not talking sex anymore? ermm

I'll sex you if you want.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You're friend is hotter


laugh:


remember that

ahhh, good times.

I heard it burns the skin...

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
laugh:


remember that

ahhh, good times.

Good times, good times.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Good times, good times.


good times indeed.

i touch her all the time.....you don't

one time she kissed me and........ohhhhhhhhh my GOD!!

sorry you weren't there

Oh look, another thread made by Randi. It comes as no surprise, then, that every single post she has made has been entirely centered round her, as all she does is use this board to tell us what an "exciting" life she has. Get a blog, Randi.

isaid share your first not hey, lets talk about me and yes i have a good life

Originally posted by Randi
i touch her all the time.....you don't

one time she kissed me and........ohhhhhhhhh my GOD!!

sorry you weren't there


I was actually growing to kinda like you, you ruined that.


you brok my heart, randi, you broke my heart.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I was actually growing to kinda like you, you ruined that.


you brok my heart, randi, you broke my heart.

haermm

sorry it is called share your first time

that was my fist time with a chick

Anyone did it with a donkey?

Originally posted by Randi


sorry it is called share your first time

that was my fist time with a chick


Oh I see what you did there,


pics or it never happened srug

Originally posted by Mandos
Anyone did it with a donkey?


randi probably.

no, that is funny only on clerks 2

i am with 1 man

how does that make me a whore when other girls on here throw sex everywhere and it is cool

PUHlease

Originally posted by Randi
no, that is funny only on clerks 2

i am with 1 man

how does that make me a whore when other girls on here throw sex everywhere and it is cool

PUHlease


what girls do that?, cause I am def owed some sexes in that case.



you can't play the clerks 2 card and think it'll make you cool cool

Originally posted by Randi
how does that make me a whore when other girls on here throw sex everywhere and it is cool

Which you seem to do.

I would shag Randi

I haven't had sex in almost 3 months though, so maybe that's it.

... this is getting bad...

Originally posted by Mandos
... this is getting bad...

Agreed should be closed.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I would shag Randi

I haven't had sex in almost 3 months though, so maybe that's it. Surely it hasn't come to that? Let me save you!

ghey buttsecks

Originally posted by chillybanana
Surely it hasn't come to that? Let me save you!



I'm waiting,


seriously...

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I'm waiting,


seriously... I'll be at Pine Grove in no time

Originally posted by chillybanana
I'll be at Pine Grove in no time


jumpy

... this is getting even badder...

Originally posted by Mandos
... this is getting even badder...


sex hater.

that's it, chilly and I are gonna record it and post the video.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
jumpy It really has been 3 months too long, huh.

and yeah, I need it soon, I just need to get off ma arse


Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
sex hater.

that's it, chilly and I are gonna record it and post the video.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
sex hater.

that's it, chilly and I are gonna record it and post the video.

Maybe you could cure me then

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Who's gonna film?

Walshy?

Originally posted by Mandos
Maybe you could cure me then


you're a dude

ok

Originally posted by chillybanana
Surely it hasn't come to that? Let me save you!


Shoot, ive gone 8. ermm

Originally posted by chillybanana
Who's gonna film?

Walshy?


yeah, that could be fun creepy

Originally posted by The j0keR
Shoot, ive gone 8. ermm This vag is gonna get everywhere.

Originally posted by The j0keR
Shoot, ive gone 8. ermm


I stay near her, it is feasable for us to have sexawesome

Randi's Friend is hotter than Randi

Originally posted by chillybanana
This vag is gonna get everywhere.



I'm gonna tear that shit up crackers

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I stay near her, it is feasable for us to have sexawesome



No local people on this damn place.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Randi's Friend is hotter than Randi


oh that's right,you went there

Originally posted by The j0keR
No local people on this damn place.

RJ stays in texas,,,

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
RJ stays in texas,,,


ACtually damn close, but he is a dude.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I'm gonna tear that shit up crackers Bring it.

Originally posted by The j0keR
ACtually damn close, but he is a dude.


every holes a goal.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
you're a dude

ok

Not you. Chilibanana...

Originally posted by chillybanana
Bring it.


*Chases with angry penis*

Originally posted by Mandos
Not you. Chilibanana...

She's mine

What area is RP from then?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
every holes a goal.


Guess that is where we differ dude.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
She's mine So sexy when you're angry

Originally posted by The j0keR
Guess that is where we differ dude.

I have never had to resort to it, but I get sex semi-regularly, you don't awesome


Originally posted by chillybanana
So sexy when you're angry



quit talkin and make me some tea awesome

I only take sexual orders.

Originally posted by chillybanana
I only take sexual orders.


suck my dick while making some teaawesome

woah wtf is going on, bye

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
suck my dick while making some teaawesome Better

who knows....bye as well.

Originally posted by chillybanana
Better

that's some good tea


Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
who knows....bye as well.

oh come on baby, stay around.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
that's some good tea

Just how you like it

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
mines was when I was pretty young, it was really weird how it happened, My mates cousin offered me a cigarette and I sad no, she then asked if I was gay (cause I didn't want a cigarette ) and I said "no" and she said "prove it" she was 2 years older than me and I was like..."uhhhhh how" well anyways long story short we done it, but it took me like an hour to get it up
Wow.
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Oh look, another thread made by Randi. It comes as no surprise, then, that every single post she has made has been entirely centered round her, as all she does is use this board to tell us what an "exciting" life she has. Get a blog, Randi.

Originally posted by Randi


sorry it is called share your first time

that was my fist time with a chick
attentionwhore

whistling

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I haven't had sex in almost 3 months though, so maybe that's it.

Oh, whine

Originally posted by Peach
Oh, whine


I admit it's not quite as heroic as your 2 years, but still

My first time was when I was 17. Did'nt like it all that much.

Originally posted by Peach
Oh, whine

Yeah, us long timers got to fight that power.

Originally posted by The j0keR
Yeah, us long timers got to fight that power.


8 months isn't too bad,


it's almost a full pregnancy awesome

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
8 months isn't too bad,


it's almost a full pregnancy awesome


Well I went 8, had sex one weekend, then I went 8 more. So I see it as a long time. lol

Originally posted by The j0keR
Well I went 8, had sex one weekend, then I went 8 more. So I see it as a long time. lol


Yeah that is long, I'd be tearing my hair out at 4


gonna get it next week though awesome

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed

gonna get it next week though awesome We don't have to wait til then

Originally posted by chillybanana
We don't have to wait til then


awesome you went there.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
awesome you went there. I so did.

Originally posted by chillybanana
I so did.


twice then again in the morning.

it's always best in tha morning.

Originally posted by chillybanana
it's always best in tha morning.



I agree

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I agree We should, uhhh, do it...umm..together sometime...like...if you...want

Originally posted by chillybanana
We should, uhhh, do it...umm..together sometime...like...if you...want

how about tomorrow morning?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
how about tomorrow morning? Suits me... when's the first bus from Perth to Cumbernauld?!

Originally posted by chillybanana
Suits me... when's the first bus from Perth to Cumbernauld?!



have to get 2 trains awesome

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
have to get 2 trains awesome For you babeh, I can do that.

I'm a sexy guy

Originally posted by Randi
not really, makes you less of man though

God damn, you're such a retarded b*tch.

What else is new?

Originally posted by chillybanana
For you babeh, I can do that.

Bring it

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Bring it Take it

Originally posted by chillybanana
Take it


*took it*

Originally posted by Mandos
What else is new?

Nothing really, she's just following her own trend.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
*took it* *felt happy*

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Nothing really, she's just following her own trend.

She'll pay the price at the end.

Originally posted by Mandos
She'll pay the price at the end.

And then the heavens opened up and Raz slammed his ban hammer down at full force.

Maybe we should collect some money for a flight and a motel room, so chillybanana and Scarlet speed stop soiling all OTF threads with their various bodily fluids.


It's cheaper than porn though...also more dirty.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe we should collect some money for a flight and a motel room, so chillybanana and Scarlet speed stop soiling all OTF threads with their multiple bodily functions.


It's cheaper than porn though...also more dirty.

No flight necessary, she lives half an hour from me

awesome we could take pics for you Bardock

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
No flight necessary, she lives half an hour from me

awesome we could take pics for you Bardock

I'm alright.

I could suggest you multiple Instant Messengers though. Admittedly, without the kick of being "watched" while cybering.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm alright.

I could suggest you multiple Instant Messengers though. Admittedly, without the kick of being "watched" while cybering.


yeah I get off on the creepy eyes of the internets weird

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah I get off on the creepy eyes of the internets weird

Meh, I don't judge.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Meh, I don't judge.


please do,

I like it.

*soils thread with bodily fluid*

Are you serious?

Originally posted by chillybanana
*soils thread with bodily fluid*


NOOOOOO, IT'S ALL OVER MY FACE!!

Bardock thinks so