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John (RJ), hold all my calls.

John is the "other woman" in Matt's relationship oh



Get it? Because he's the secretary.

Originally posted by Strangelove
John is the "other woman" in Matt's relationship oh



Get it? Because he's the secretary.

So....that was a sexist joke, right?

haermm Mattie cant keep anything quiet.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So....that was a sexist joke, right? Quite possibly.

Ok.

I'm back.

Any calls, John?

Yeah, Bardock called, you got his order wrong.

I pissed off of my front porch. 131


I can do this because I live in B.F.E.

B.F.E?

Bum Fuct Egypt.


(It's a Texas thing.)

I know a chick at work who is BNS.

BNS?

Betch
Needs
Some slappin

Ah.


Raeann is all of that.

Originally posted by Impediment
I pissed off of my front porch. 131


I can do this because I live in B.F.E.

crylaugh

Yep. I'm that good.

I do that and I live in downtown Houston.

You hick.

haermm

Git-er-dun.

only at night time.

Ha! Texas folks. Lol, we've heard alot about you.

cowboy

Such as?

HAS Texas folks?

He's inbred.


Like you, John.

Cool folks for me. A family friend went working down in Houston recently. She likes it there.

But besides that, all those urban legends about hicks I know you guys aren't.

John is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
HAS Texas folks?

Corrected it. thanks!

Thats how we roll, baby.

But besides that, all those urban legends about hicks I know you guys aren't except John.

John dated his cousin.


So I heard.

Originally posted by Impediment
John dated his cousin.


So I heard. No, that was your mom yo.

Well, my mom is a sl*t.


She's quite the barfly.

Originally posted by Impediment
John dated his cousin.


So I heard.

haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, Bardock called, you got his order wrong. HE WHAT????

Originally posted by Impediment
Well, my mom is a sl*t.


She's quite the barfly. My mom is stoned 24/7.

Originally posted by Bardock42
HE WHAT????

I screwed up your order.

You asked for schnitzel and I gave you shit-zel.

haermm Buy one get one free,

Lol, with the drug problem.

John is a meth-head.

My mom/sister told me so.

Mattie likes tranny porn........a local tranny told me so.

Christie told you this?!?!?

No, Christie kept it quiet, it was Hank.

F*ckin' Hank!!

Round two.


I have to go pee again.

I think that I'll smoke another ciggie.

Is it hot down south?

Thats YOUR job. haermm

Can one of you sassy Texans get me some authentic cowboy boots?

Sure.


Only if you pee off of your front porch, though.

Can I use a funnel?

Nope.

Texas gals pee standing up.

Um, I think I need to see an example from BlackSunshine, personally. Heh. Hum. leftright

Originally posted by Impediment
Sure.


Only if you pee off of your front porch, though.

I pee off of my porch. ermm

Originally posted by Selphie
Um, I think I need to see an example from BlackSunshine, personally. Heh. Hum. leftright

She's too inhibited.

Originally posted by Impediment
Sure.


Only if you pee off of your front porch, though.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I pee off of my porch. ermm


In broad daylight?

Originally posted by Impediment
In broad daylight?

I've done so in the past.

So have I. 131

Originally posted by Impediment
So have I. 131

I pee'd off mine at 3 this morning. 131

I pissed off of mine about 3 hours ago.

Cigarette in mouth, and beer in hand.

Originally posted by Impediment
I pissed off of mine about 3 hours ago.

Cigarette in mouth, and beer in hand.

Were you wearing a wifebeater at the time?

Originally posted by Impediment
I pissed off of mine about 3 hours ago.

Cigarette in mouth, and beer in hand. headbang

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Were you wearing a wifebeater at the time?

It'd make it all the more redneck if he was.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Were you wearing a wifebeater at the time?

Nope.



Shirtless.

Originally posted by Impediment
Nope.



Shirtless.

Tisk, tisk.

I wear wifebeaters almost all the time. Redneck 4-life.

Originally posted by Impediment
Nope.



Shirtless. Even better.

I was thinking of you, John-John. heartbeat

Aw baby you make me all moist and shit.

Moist shit?


You been watching those 2 girls and the cup? naughty

Only with you, loverboy. heartbeat

Watch 2 Girls 1 Finger.

It's twice as good!

haermm

Originally posted by Impediment
Sure.


Only if you pee off of your front porch, though. I live in a surburb. ermm

Never stopped me before. no2

I don't think I could do it.

That's right, I'm an Indiana pussy.

Oh, come now.


Where's that Hoosier spirit?

I just peed again.

This time, however, I am in the company of friends.

Seriously. Who pees off of their front porch in front of an audience and then posts about it on a laptop?

God, I'm pathetic.

group pee? haermm

Yep.

Did you take turns holding each others tallywhackers?

Nope.


Mine is too big. 131

Thats an old wives tale. haermm

From whom, biznitch?

Joe.

Joe Mama.

No, Mi Momma stoned 24/7.

Y tu Mama tambien.

Thats what I just said.

Originally posted by Impediment



Raeann is all of that.

Sleep with one eye open hooker....