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We have all had them, admit it. Share your unfortunate incidents here.

I once had too much to drink, and i stopped at a Valero. When I got the key to the bathroom, i almost pissed on the floor and wall.


I had to piss like a champ.

Once I was walking to the corner store and I sharted on the way home.....I was sick, and then I said screw it and let the juices flow.

invading KMC

Been there done that.

It ran down my leg like hot meatloaf gravy.

sly

Disgusting thread

Originally posted by Scythe
Disgusting thread No stories to tell then?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No stories to tell then?

I have stories, but this is sorta nasty. I don't wanna hear about you messin' yourself.

Everyone's had this one...

You're sick to your stomach and you go to the bathroom to vomit, but at the same time you have to take a shit. So you have to decide: "Do I vomit in the toilet and shit on the floor or do I hold the shit in while I find something to puke in while I'm on the shitter?!"

I've actually never experienced that one. Just the usual: "I have to go here" situations.

Originally posted by Scythe
I have stories, but this is sorta nasty. I don't wanna hear about you messin' yourself. No one forced you to read it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No one forced you to read it.

I know, but I typed that so hopefully you'de spare us the detail of fecal matter and urine being expelled from your body.

As I said, no one is twisting your arm.

As I said, it's just gross. Don't worry about it.

knock knock.....

Okie dokie

All you two do is argue, go get married already.

I suddenly have the image of a horse swishing its tail at an annoying fly.

Originally posted by Scythe
As I said, it's just gross. Don't worry about it.
I don't see anyone else complaining. If anyone does have a problem, then they're simply avoiding the thread. Follow their example.

IIIIIIIIIII'll tell you what I want what I really really want......

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Everyone's had this one...

You're sick to your stomach and you go to the bathroom to vomit, but at the same time you have to take a shit. So you have to decide: "Do I vomit in the toilet and shit on the floor or do I hold the shit in while I find something to puke in while I'm on the shitter?!"


I usually hover from toilet to sink

Once I was in the shower, lost my footing, nearly fell, but I caught myself. I ended up crouched like a cat ready to pounce, looking around like "what the **** was that." haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Once I was in the shower, lost my footing, nearly fell, but I caught myself. I ended up crouched like a cat ready to pounce, looking around like "what the **** was that." haermm


I suppose that is a mishap

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I suppose that is a mishap Oh I have more

I can believe that

DA does too, but she wont tell haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
IIIIIIIIIII'll tell you what I want what I really really want......
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really wanna zig-a-zag ah
If you wanna be my lover..................


laughcry






I still love them anyway. tongue_ss
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Once I was in the shower, lost my footing, nearly fell, but I caught myself. I ended up crouched like a cat ready to pounce, looking around like "what the **** was that." haermm
shocklaugh
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
DA does too, but she wont tell haermm
Hmph, all I did, as I told you, was walk to the bathroom in the dark, miscalculated where exactly the toilet was, sat down, and almost missed. I righted myself, heart pounding, and peed, looking like leftright. Twice. hanone Then the third time after that, I didn't miss the toilet, but walked straight into the door. laughcry

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really wanna zig-a-zag ah
If you wanna be my lover..................


laughcry






I still love them anyway. tongue_ss

shocklaugh

Hmph, all I did, as I told you, was walk to the bathroom in the dark, miscalculated where exactly the toilet was, sat down, and almost missed. I righted myself, heart pounding, and peed, looking like leftright. Twice. hanone Then the third time after that, I didn't miss the toilet, but I walked into the door. hanuts crylaugh DUMBASS!!!!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh DUMBASS!!!!!!
Oh shut up, screamed at any black caulk or ants lately? crylaugh

My worst bathroom mishap doesn't relate to shitting or vomiting, but I fainted in the shower, got out the shower once I was conscious, fainted again- falling with such force that my head went through my bathroom wall, leaving a nice Claire's head- shaped hole in it!

The first time I had a hangover, I woke up and had to go to the bathroom, but my head hurt so much that I couldn't concentrate, so I pissed on my hands.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I don't see anyone else complaining. If anyone does have a problem, then they're simply avoiding the thread. Follow their example.

Nah

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I don't see anyone else complaining. If anyone does have a problem, then they're simply avoiding the thread. Follow their example.
As far as i can see it is still a public forum and its an OTF thread for that matter so basically everyone is aloud to post here with their opinion.
whether you like it or not
kthxbai doped

I once fell asleep in the tub, woke up choking on water, jumped up, got out of the tub, passed out, cracking my head off of the edge of the sink, woke up 3 hours later, my head was bleeding.

Originally posted by Kayakat
As far as i can see it is still a public forum and its an OTF thread for that matter so basically everyone is aloud to post here with their opinion.
whether you like it or not
kthxbai doped There's a difference between Opinion and Spite.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Oh shut up, screamed at any black caulk or ants lately? crylaugh yeah, the black caulk......I thought it was a cockroach......

One time I was at a restaurant I had to piss so bad I ran to the bathroom, but I pissed on the floor instead of in the toilet.

I remember once I was drunk and thought I had unzipped my fly, but I hadn't, and......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I remember once I was drunk and thought I had unzipped my fly, but I hadn't, and......

lmao

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
lmao Once I had food poisoning, so to feel better, my dad suggested I take a warm bath. I fell asleep in the tub, woke up, and the water was no longer clear.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Once I had food poisoning, so to feel better, my dad suggested I take a warm bath. I fell asleep in the tub, woke up, and the water was no longer clear.

ewwww, gross!

ewwwwww, John, you are like a seasoned pro with these thingspuke

****, RJ, you should have been potty trained by the age of 2.

I think he's just lazy...

Originally posted by Selphie
ewwwwww, John, you are like a seasoned pro with these thingspuke They were all while drunk or under the influence, what can I say?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I think he's just lazy... Well DURH I never denied that haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, the black caulk......I thought it was a cockroach......
I know. crylaugh

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I know. crylaugh And you know how I feel about them.

One day I got really drunk and had to go to the toilet where after I did my job, hopefully inside the potty, I found out that there was no toilet paper around. Then I had trouble puting my pants on again. I dropped the key from the keyhole, I bent down to pick it up and banged my head on the doorknob. When I managed to take the key I couldn't put it back inside the keyhole.

How did you wipe?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There's a difference between Opinion and Spite.
yes there is and that was clearly an opinion.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There's a difference between Opinion and Spite.
LOL SPITE

Originally posted by Kayakat
yes there is and that was clearly an opinion. Sure, why not........you done?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How did you wipe?


Believe me, I cant remember! I guess I didn't

Originally posted by Blank Infinity
Believe me, I cant remember! I guess I didn't crylaugh

Originally posted by Blank Infinity
Believe me, I cant remember! I guess I didn't


ewwwwww.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh


it's not funny tongue_ss

oh hell yeah it is haermm

you are mean whip

No, I am a guy haermm

at least I didn't pee allover myself... or shit in the tub dance

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And you know how I feel about them.
I know. laughcry

Dedgum skeeterz.

When I was a small child, I'd piss my pants playing the NES...I didn't want to get up to use the restroom so I'd end up pissing myself, slowly.


Other than that, I have an Iron sphincter. Nothing escapes these cheeks unless I want it to. I can also hold my piss for hours...comes from trying to hold it for hours when playing the NES as a small child.

I vomited all over my lap while on the toilet seat. I was as a drunk as a skunk.

haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure, why not........you done?

Your post seems like more spite than opinion, what with the dumbass smiley and your overuse of periods. Also, educate yourself, it'll do wonders for you.

Originally posted by Scythe
Your post seems like more spite than opinion, what with the dumbass smiley and your overuse of periods. Also, educate yourself, it'll do wonders for you.

HEY!


What's wrong with using a load of periods!




Just messin'. It is a nasty habit and I don't want to stop anytime soon.

Originally posted by Scythe
Your post seems like more spite than opinion, what with the dumbass smiley and your overuse of periods. Also, educate yourself, it'll do wonders for you. How's this for educational? wanker

And yeah, the kthxbai is REAL intelligent. Here's another smily for you. and another wanker and another fu KTHXBAI.

Originally posted by dadudemon
HEY!


What's wrong with using a load of periods!




Just messin'. It is a nasty habit and I don't want to stop anytime soon.

You've stated your opinion on periods, and I respect that. I often use them to convey the thought of "wtf" or just sheer boredom, ya know? I don't like relying on smileys, because it's not my cup of tea.

And I laughed when I read this part of your post, haha.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What's wrong with using a load of periods!

My friends and I were hangin' out today and my friend Racheal expressed her recent hatred for men because it was her time of the month and somebody made a comment that she should suppress that energy and put it to good use. He practically said the same thing you said.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How's this for educational? wanker

And yeah, the kthxbai is REAL intelligent. Here's another smily for you. and another wanker and another fu KTHXBAI.

Reported, you're clearly baiting. We expressed our opinions and you turned them away.

I'm sure you can bring up the KTHXBAI up with Kaya, not me.

Originally posted by Scythe
You've stated your opinion on periods, and I respect that. I often use them to convey the thought of "wtf" or just sheer boredom, ya know? I don't like relying on smileys, because it's not my cup of tea.

And I laughed when I read this part of your post, haha.

Cool beans.



Originally posted by Scythe
My friends and I were hangin' out today and my friend Racheal expressed her recent hatred for men because it was her time of the month and somebody made a comment that she should suppress that energy and put it to good use. He practically said the same thing you said.

LMAO. Now that IS funny. "Magic period powers....AWAY!!!!"

I've always thought: "What if women would harness that hot flash energy, then after that, it just clicked in my head... OH MY GOD!"

Originally posted by dadudemon
LMAO. Now that IS funny. "Magic period powers....AWAY!!!!"

Genius

Originally posted by Scythe
Reported, you're clearly baiting. We expressed our opinions and you turned them away.

I'm sure you can bring up the KTHXBAI up with Kaya, not me. Funny, I vividly remember you having just as sick a sense of humor as me.

You think bathroom humor is gross, but you have a line in your sig about two females urinating in your crack. THAT'S funny.

And all I did was use a smily, a smily that has been here forever.

You expressed your opinions? You came into this thread solely to start shit, because you have your pathetic vendetta towards me. If you really thought the subject matter was disgusting, you should have not posted at all.

Mine does not involve fecal matter or urine, but pain and agony.

I woke up at like 3 in the morning when I was like 14 I guess.

I had to pee, so I did my business and when I tryed to zip up my pants, my zipper going up actually ripped skin off the head of my penis. Yeah, I was bleeding. And it hurt really, really, really bad. I still have a fvckin scar from it.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Mine does not involve fecal matter or urine, but pain and agony.

I woke up at like 3 in the morning when I was like 14 I guess.

I had to pee, so I did my business and when I tryed to zip up my pants, my zipper going up actually ripped skin off the head of my penis. Yeah, I was bleeding. And it hurt really, really, really bad. I still have a fvckin scar from it. damn........talk about growing pains.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
damn........talk about growing pains. There's nothing funny about that.

Fo rell.

Think if I had told you about that happening to me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Think if I had told you about that happening to me. I would demand pics through PM.

You sweet talker haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You sweet talker haermm Only for you. haermm

haermm oops.

o rly?

Yessum.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm oops. Shit yourself again?

ok

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Funny, I vividly remember you having just as sick a sense of humor as me.

You think bathroom humor is gross, but you have a line in your sig about two females urinating in your crack. THAT'S funny.

And all I did was use a smily, a smily that has been here forever.

You expressed your opinions? You came into this thread solely to start shit, because you have your pathetic vendetta towards me. If you really thought the subject matter was disgusting, you should have not posted at all.

Dude, you do realize that not everyone agrees on most threads. It's a free forum, with freedom of expression. To a certain limit. I posted I didn't like this thread, you gave me the whole: "Well then don't post" Just ignore it man, I posted what I thought, that's it.

johny

Originally posted by Scythe
Dude, you do realize that not everyone agrees on most threads. It's a free forum, with freedom of expression. To a certain limit. I posted I didn't like this thread, you gave me the whole: "Well then don't post" Just ignore it man, I posted what I thought, that's it. You know, you can get a better workout at the gym, just saying.

Your satire is not need thank you. Just let it be, I'm already disgusted as it is. Please.

Start with small weights, more reps, then graduate to more weight with less reps.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Start with small weights, more reps, then graduate to more weight with less reps.

Please stop fueling this. Sarcasm is not needed. Can't you get over anything?

Originally posted by Scythe
Please stop fueling this. Sarcasm is not needed. Can't you get over anything?

Why the need to quote me?

Cuz I could say the same to you. You just keep coming back for more, knowing what is gonna happen.

No, I'm asking to get over this. Don't know where you even got the whole gym thing.

I have a feeling Kaya will have something to say too when she reads what you've posted. It was out there.

Originally posted by Scythe
No, I'm asking to get over this. Don't know where you even got the whole gym thing.

I have a feeling Kaya will have something to say too when she reads what you've posted. It was out there. I was kidding about that, if she takes it offensively, nothing I can do about it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was kidding about that, if she takes it offensively, nothing I can do about it.

It appeared rather.

Originally posted by Scythe
It appeared rather. Of course it did to you. Kaya has enough brains, however, to see it for what it was, a joke.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Of course it did to you. Kaya has enough brains, however, to see it for what it was, a joke.

You label everything as a joke after the dust clears, why is that?

Originally posted by Scythe
You label everything as a joke after the dust clears, why is that? No, only when someone is too dim to read between the lines.

blahblah

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
blahblah exactly...blah blah blah, yada yada yada, I am KMC king, whatevah.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, only when someone is too dim to read between the lines.

I'm not hearing an answer though. Awww.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
exactly...blah blah blah, yada yada yada, I am KMC king, whatevah.

yup

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
yup Some people sound like a trout out of water with diarreha......dunno if I spelled that right.

Now who's insitigating...

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm not hearing an answer though. Awww. Yeah, I didnt expect you to get that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Some people sound like a trout out of water with diarreha......dunno if I spelled that right.



you are so correct

No I got it, but it's just your usual trump card.

Checkmate then.

Sigh...

Guess I'll never get any answers from you then, just your usual laughable banter. Who was I kidding before, you never question the questionable, and with such inflated dreams? I'm surprised.

Originally posted by Scythe
Sigh...

Guess I'll never get any answers from you then, just your usual laughable banter. Who was I kidding before, you never question the questionable, and with such inflated dreams? I'm surprised. Never tell a Corellian the odds.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel


you are so correct How'd that happen? haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How'd that happen? haermm

what?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
what? Whats that? who are you with?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whats that? who are you with?

you lost me

South park haermm

I am a b!tch and proud of it, thank you!

haermm

had to say my piece, but at least I make it publicly known

I had to shower in the dark today.

that sucks

I almost fell haermm

sorry to hear

It's all good, still here.

good thing

dude someone just got sick in the bathroom at my job.

ewwwwww

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Shit yourself again?

lol, that was perfectly placed...


suck it RJ....(with a straw) 313

Originally posted by dadudemon
lol, that was perfectly placed...


suck it RJ....(with a straw) 313 chocolate slushie?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
chocolate slushie?

hysterical

Closing at request.