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Mine would have to be what I just did this past Friday night/early Saturday morning. Right across the highway from the music center where we saw Cruefest is a campground where we stayed at that night. On the music center premisis there is a large pond-type area with a small dock that is very off limits and we would've got arrested if we got caught in it. It's kind of down-ways because of a hill sloping on two different sides (one of them being where the exit/entrance is to the music center and the other is the actual highway). I was so out of it that I, and the 4 guys, got naked and swam for 20-30 minutes in this disgusting ass water that I am so afraid to think of what diseases I may have as I type this up, lol. Not to mention that right up above the hill a tour bus was exiting and my wild imagination gets me to thinking that that was Motley Crue's bus and it would've been hilarious if Vince Neil just happened to be looking out the window and saw our naked asses just standing on the dock or swimming down in the water. hanuts
I NEVER would've done this if I were sober.

last week when I was at a club and lost my t shirt,

wouldn't of happened if I was sober

Sleep with people i don't even know...... wait i do that sober too. mmm

Originally posted by Leo.M
Sleep with people i don't even know...... wait i do that sober too. mmm

one time while intoxicated someone bet me $50 that I wouldnt take my shirt off and run down main street, well I did it, but seeing as I have bad luck I ran into a cop, and received a ticket for indecent exposure. The cops around here do not have a sense of humor

Never been drunk or anything srug

One time I got drunk and told my best friend that I loved him 12 times.

But I wouldn't say it again because that would be unlucky.


Yes, that's what I was thinking.

Errm, loads of stuff.

I once didn't know what to talk to a taxi driver about, so I lied and convinced I was a jockey.

Danced like i was Michael Jackson before he went weird

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well?


Mine would have to be what I just did this past Friday night/early Saturday morning. Right across the highway from the music center where we saw Cruefest is a campground where we stayed at that night. On the music center premisis there is a large pond-type area with a small dock that is very off limits and we would've got arrested if we got caught in it. It's kind of down-ways because of a hill sloping on two different sides (one of them being where the exit/entrance is to the music center and the other is the actual highway). I was so out of it that I, and the 4 guys, got naked and swam for 20-30 minutes in this disgusting ass water that I am so afraid to think of what diseases I may have as I type this up, lol. Not to mention that right up above the hill a tour bus was exiting and my wild imagination gets me to thinking that that was Motley Crue's bus and it would've been hilarious if Vince Neil just happened to be looking out the window and saw our naked asses just standing on the dock or swimming down in the water. hanuts
I NEVER would've done this if I were sober.

Naked?

Hai 2 u. flirt

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
one time while intoxicated someone bet me $50 that I wouldnt take my shirt off and run down main street, well I did it, but seeing as I have bad luck I ran into a cop, and received a ticket for indecent exposure. The cops around here do not have a sense of humor

Topless?...and you're a MILF...

Hai 2 you. flirt


I've never been under the influence of an illegal drug and I've never been drunk.

One time, I took a xanax for ADD and anxiety while at work. I only took half a bar....I got soooooooo sleepy.

The end.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Naked?

Hai 2 u. flirt



Topless?...and you're a MILF...

Hai 2 you. flirt


I've never been under the influence of an illegal drug and I've never been drunk.

One time, I took a xanax for ADD and anxiety while at work. I only took half a bar....I got soooooooo sleepy.

The end.

yes I was topless

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
yes I was topless

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Pictures or it didn't happen.

no one took pictures thankfully

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
no one took pictures thankfully
Oh yeah?


Then what is this?



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Post last edited by Storm at 8:14 PM 07-20-2008

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh yeah?


Then what is this?



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Post last edited by Storm at 8:14 PM 07-20-2008

Originally posted by gefallen_engel


That Moderater just deleted your photos...


darn, that would have been fun..

Oh god, let's see..... Something I can share..... Well, once I nutted in a condom and stuck it on my friend's mom's car antenna which was there for a week.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh god, let's see..... Something I can share..... Well, once I nutted in a condom and stuck it on my friend's mom's car antenna which was there for a week.


eeeeeeeeewwwwwww

Originally posted by dadudemon
That Moderater just deleted your photos...


darn, that would have been fun..





sure they did

Originally posted by dadudemon
eeeeeeeeewwwwwww




I know, it was awkward afterwards getting a ride the entire week after that. She never noticed it their since my friend told her it was some kind of new antenna topper or some shit. I stared at it...

Originally posted by Scythe
I know, it was awkward afterwards getting a ride the entire week after that. She never noticed it their since my friend told her it was some kind of new antenna topper or some shit. I stared at it... Thats weak. She must of knew what it was, therefore she should have eaten it.

Originally posted by hatredcopter
Thats weak. She must of knew what it was, therefore she should have eaten it.

Is English your first language?

I'm serious.

If it isn't, then I'll defend you when people jump your bones for having improper and confusing posts.

If it isn't, damn dude, edit your effing posts if they end up that shitty. I do it, there's no shame in it. The edit button is on the bottom right hand side of your post.

Originally posted by hatredcopter
Thats weak. She must of knew what it was, therefore she should have eaten it.

What's it like being a sock? I'm thinking, lonely, or ronely, one of those two.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Is English your first language?

I'm serious.

If it isn't, then I'll defend you when people jump your bones for having improper and confusing posts.

If it isn't, damn dude, edit your effing posts if they end up that shitty. I do it, there's no shame in it. The edit button is on the bottom right hand side of your post.

English is my second language and although I don't feel like I've mastered it, I still go back and edit posts before the 15 min timer runs out, no shame in it.

Originally posted by Scythe
What's it like being a sock? I'm thinking, lonely, or ronely, one of those two.

Yeah, he's probably the roneliest poster here if he's a sock.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah, he's probably the roneliest poster here if he's a sock.

Lately the flood of socks who all seem identical is seemingly making KMC less appealing...

Originally posted by Scythe
Lately the flood of socks who all seem identical is seemingly making KMC less appealing...

Absolutely correct.

I had to avoid whole threads because the were socked with porn. I can't open that stuff while at work. I need to pass the time while at work...I can't do that very well when the place is flooded with butt sex porn.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Is English your first language?

I'm serious.

If it isn't, then I'll defend you when people jump your bones for having improper and confusing posts.

If it isn't, damn dude, edit your effing posts if they end up that shitty. I do it, there's no shame in it. The edit button is on the bottom right hand side of your post. It isnt, so thank you very much.Originally posted by Scythe
What's it like being a sock? I'm thinking, lonely, or ronely, one of those two. Its very ronely.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Absolutely correct.

I had to avoid whole threads because the were socked with porn. I can't open that stuff while at work. I need to pass the time while at work...I can't do that very well when the place is flooded with butt sex porn.

Haha, tell me about it. I bet right now, that assh*le is reading all this right now, and molesting a poor puppy.

Originally posted by hatredcopter
Its very ronely.

Gaspity, I knew it.

Originally posted by hatredcopter
It isnt, so thank you very much.

You're welcome, very much. Your English seems to have improved.


Originally posted by hatredcopter
Its very ronely. So sit on your hand until it falls asleep and bate with it...it will feel like someone else.

Originally posted by Scythe
Haha, tell me about it. I bet right now, that assh*le is reading all this right now, and molesting a poor puppy.

Indeed. It's a travesty because his time's better spent molesting goats.

Originally posted by Scythe
Gaspity, I knew it.

LOL, I'm going to have to remember that..."gaspity!"

Getting cyber bullied by two incest bred halfwits! How delightful! Have fun creaming over each others insults.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed. It's a travesty because his time's better spent molesting goats.

Hey! I'm a goat, 'member? I'm Teh Goat, KMC's resident goat, Teh Goatman, that's me!

Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL, I'm going to have to remember that..."gaspity!"

Haha, it is funny at times, just give props to Teh Goatman.

But anyhoe, how are you today D-mon?

Originally posted by hatredcopter
Getting cyber bullied by two incest bred halfwits! How delightful! Have fun creaming over each others insults.

I...didn't insult you.

Originally posted by Scythe
Hey! I'm a goat, 'member? I'm Teh Goat, KMC's resident goat, Teh Goatman, that's me!

Gaspity! You'd think that you'd like victuals tossed....



Originally posted by hatredcopter
Haha, it is funny at times, just give props to Teh Goatman.

But anyhoe, how are you today D-mon?
*gives props*

Doing great. I'm at work. Just "bullying" some fewls over teh internetz...another day.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Gaspity! You'd think that you'd like victuals tossed....

Umm, feed me a baby?

Originally posted by dadudemon
*gives props*

Doing great. I'm at work. Just "bullying" some fewls over teh internetz...another day.

Haha, I hear that!

Its alright dadudemon. I know you didnt.

Originally posted by hatredcopter
Its alright dadudemon. I know you didnt.


tee hee.

I haven't done anything extreme.... but while drunk I've danced on bars and a bit of pole dancing.... saying loads of random crap to people I don't know...falling asleep in my corset cos I was too drunk to untie all the complicated ribbons.... yeah nothing notable.
Oh yeah and I kissed my best friend.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
last week when I was at a club and lost my t shirt,

wouldn't of happened if I was sober
I don't see why not? awesome
Originally posted by Leo.M
Sleep with people i don't even know...... wait i do that sober too. mmm
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed

Hooray for STDs?
Originally posted by gefallen_engel
one time while intoxicated someone bet me $50 that I wouldnt take my shirt off and run down main street, well I did it, but seeing as I have bad luck I ran into a cop, and received a ticket for indecent exposure. The cops around here do not have a sense of humor
Damn girl, that cop must've liked you if you just got a ticket!
Originally posted by Peach
Never been drunk or anything srug
Keep it that way.
Originally posted by Strangelove
One time I got drunk and told my best friend that I loved him 12 times.

But I wouldn't say it again because that would be unlucky.


Yes, that's what I was thinking.
crylaugh That's hilarious!
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Errm, loads of stuff.

I once didn't know what to talk to a taxi driver about, so I lied and convinced I was a jockey.
I can actually picture that very clearly.
Originally posted by Nivvy
Danced like i was Michael Jackson before he went weird
crylaugh
Originally posted by dadudemon
Naked?

Hai 2 u. flirt



Topless?...and you're a MILF...

Hai 2 you. flirt


I've never been under the influence of an illegal drug and I've never been drunk.

One time, I took a xanax for ADD and anxiety while at work. I only took half a bar....I got soooooooo sleepy.

The end.
Hai!
Originally posted by Scythe
Oh god, let's see..... Something I can share..... Well, once I nutted in a condom and stuck it on my friend's mom's car antenna which was there for a week.
I've done that sober, but it was actually on a school bus gear shift in the bus garage one night when my ex and I were at a school dance and decided to sneak off and get a little jiggy. True story, not lying.

Originally posted by Scythe
What's it like being a sock? I'm thinking, lonely, or ronely, one of those two. You mean Ronery*

a few years back i slept with my sister's best friend, would never do that sober ... and if she knew i'd be a unic