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Yo, what's up? Cool...

Anyway, the start of the Premier League is nearly upon us again, so it's about time to start a new fantasy league. We've done one for the last couple of years, and, if my recollections are correct, I've won it twice. That makes me pretty sweet, but maybe this time one of you fools will be able to dislodge me from my lofty perch...

Here's the league code, so join once you've registered:

289352-64148

(If you registered last year, you simply need to renew your registration. Easy.)

Here's the website:

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

Here's a story and picture of a giant sting ray found in the Mekong:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080429-giant-stingray.html

Things to consider this year:

Will AC have the balls to enter?
Will VVD choose an all-pink kit again?
Will Deano choose choose a bunch of shit players?
Will will will-will?

So exciting.

Will Digi not enter because he can't follow soccer as well as the Europeans? Early word is yes.

Good luck fellas. But I'd rather just watch occasionally soccer, rather than confusedly mire through a fantasy season knowing I won't win.

when did you win this? you lying slag

if AC enters i will eat my chocolate hat.

anyways im in.

Yes, I will defend my league title.

That I won.

In this.

I won't be entering my team yet though; feels a bit early.

u will enter it now and then show it to me so i can mock it

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I won't be entering my team yet though; feels a bit early.

You have unlimited transfers up until the deadline.

Also, everyone seems to have forgotten that always win this thing! I won it the last two years! What are you? Idiots?

you won it in your own head...

I'm in also, i feel lucky this season.

Tell the others that I'll...uh...join in.

Just to show I'm not a stick-in-the-mud, I'm preparing a little joke of my own.

-AC

Ooo, exciting.

is everyone gonna show there team then? or too scared?

this is mine but it will change probably.

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/882/10010523xm1.jpg
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/882/10010523xm1.5015e39219.jpg

I'll join. Probably going to be in the bottom though.

Originally posted by Deano
is everyone gonna show there team then? or too scared?

this is mine but it will change probably.

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/882/10010523xm1.jpg
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/882/10010523xm1.5015e39219.jpg

Yeah, you should change it.

If I showed mine, you fools would just copy it.

Who are those crazy players at the bottom?!

Their surnames are the same as their positions, how funny.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Who are those crazy players at the bottom?!

Their surnames are the same as their positions, how funny.

-AC

Yeah, funny for a retarded 12 year old (dog) who can't read.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, you should change it.

If I showed mine, you fools would just copy it.

in your dreams chunky

Originally posted by Deano
in your dreams chunky

Why are my dreams chunky? Why is your grammar Chinese?

Ahh, the eternal questions...

chinese is good. thats why.

so dont tell me you are scared to show your team? i am very dissapointed in your krunky

All in good time, younglin.

Never taken part in a fantasy league before, so Ill have a go as well.

Should be a laugh

I'm the Alan Shearer of this tourney.

I just sit on the sidelines and say "He'll be 'appy wi' thaht.", or "He won't be 'appy wi' thaht.", or "He shouldeh dohn bette'.".

-AC

You won' be 'appy wi' that. Ah tell yeh.

-AC

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You have unlimited transfers up until the deadline.



I am aware of the work of Pablo Neruda.

I don't feel new season-y yet; I'll just end up picking a team that would have done well last year.

pizarro wont get u a goal in a million years. he is gay u see

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo



"How do I play the game?", sounds like an FAQ to me. To pick your team, click on the option that says, "My Team". Woah, genius! Then, click the yellow arrows next to the dudes' name to swap around players. This is all pretty intuitive stuff. I let my retarded 12 year old dog have a bash at working it all out, and he took 5 minutes. Good luck to you, though.

I was actually trying to appear unable & as thick as a scooby doo sandwich to give AC some inspiration to join

OK, even if I don't believe you, good work!

lets see ur magical team then boyo

After winning the KMC league I, I took a year out to enjoy my victory, but I think i'm gonna make a return this year, and show that winner wannabe VVD, that he is just a pretender to the crown

No more lies. I won the first two titles, and I don't like my accomplishments being ignored.

Was this an imaginary title you won Mr Floo??

i was wondering are we allowed to switch up players during the season, or only until the transfer window is open? i remember people were complaining about that last time.

I'd say switch whenever. Those are the rules of the game, so it seems stupid to do otherwise. The switching is a key tactical part.

ok great.

How do you get points, on your players individual performance or what?

Originally posted by Bicnarok
How do you get points, on your players individual performance or what?

ya, thats how you get points, how long your player was out there, how many goals and assists he got, and i think some other stuff to.

Originally posted by Shadow_King
ok great.

Please do not accept VD's word as positive. He is merely a pawn, and I am the king. However, I will concur. Switch away, swticheroo.

PS. I am typing this from a tiny tropical island somewhere in the Indian ocean. I win the world.

you will fail. your kids will fail..there kids will fail..and so forth.

I like your style, but I'm gonna have to disagree.

a true warrior has no style

and krunk if you're watchin.... I'm... I... I've kept really quiet but I'll tell you something:...you went down in my estimation when you said that..

But I'll tell ya, if you're readin this....im gonna be fightin for this tikel!...and id lovit if we beat you..LOVE IT

Originally posted by Bicnarok
How do you get points, on your players individual performance or what? Originally posted by Shadow_King
ya, thats how you get points, how long your player was out there, how many goals and assists he got, and i think some other stuff to.

It's on the site.

The scoring system is simple, but the tactics get a bit complex when you factor in subs, transfers and stuff. So have a look.


Quick suggestion- can people put their names as their KMC names (unless they need to leave it for other leagues).

I never know who anyone is.

me forgehammer

Lemmiwinks Utd here

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom



Quick suggestion- can people put their names as their KMC names (unless they need to leave it for other leagues).

I never know who anyone is.

Which name? My managers names my KMC name with a _ in the middle cause someone else already had my name.

Team:- Ganymede Maximus
Manager:- Bic_narok

Where's AC's little one in the midst of all this fantasy football madness?

All you freaks must be going nuts right now transferring out players, getting new ones in, etc. I'm just chilling with the same team I've had for a few weeks. Only sub I've had to do was Deco in for Fabregas while he recovers. Don't cry just because the world loves me.

looks like i have to pick out a team. i totally forgot about this.

when do you do transfers? can you make a totally new team every week?

Read the rules.

You can do them whenever, but you get one free one a (game)week. Each additional one costs 4 points.

You get one wildcard, where you can do as many transfers as you like, once, for free.

why read the rules when you can tell me?

well that sucks, half of my team is shite.

Edit. Dammit.

3rd place aint too bad. good start

I'm enjoying reading the banter and watching the progress of this. Perhaps I'll enter next year.

im pretty sure its not too late, you'll just miss out on the first week point haul.

**** me carlos tevez had a family problem and is out of the starting eleven. hes my captain dammit.

Anyway... my team is:

Pepe Reina

Glen Johnson Jonathan Woodgate Sol Campbell Vedran Corluka


Valon Behrami Stevie Gerrard Lassana Diarra Antonio Valencia


Fernando Torres Dean Ashton


SUBS: Jussi Jaaskelainen, Tal Ben Haim, Jimmy Bullard, Roque Santa Cruz.

I always expected that my team would do horrid.

I signed up because I kept getting bugged to do so.

-AC

Well, well, well...Look who's top of the league. Again.

Although my points total for this week is 70 points.

are you serious? i have like 20. bullshit you have 70 points, let me check this..

holy shit dude, screw this game.

every player you picked had great matches.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, well, well...Look who's top of the league. Again.

Although my points total for this week is 70 points.

Luck luck luck luck.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I always expected that my team would do horrid.

I signed up because I kept getting bugged to do so.

-AC

Stop ****ing saying horrid.

Yeah! Going with a verb like 'do' you need an adverb like 'horridly' not an adjective! Yeah!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I always expected that my team would do horrid.

I signed up because I kept getting bugged to do so.

-AC

Oh come on you love it, after all its the taking part what counts.

Oh, dear. I'm unstoppable.

Doesn't seem like the most effective management strategy.

Woo! I'm bottom!

and will it change your life?

i new it. ive got bored of this already

fabregas is still in my subs

I'm into it, but is that because I'm top?

lol

i still like it, i check out the site anyways so its just another thing to check on.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I'm into it, but is that because I'm top?

What?

I haven't checked the website in a couple of weeks. It appears Ashton's injured AGAIN and that Behrami's crap. In fact, it appears my entire team is a pile of shit.

so if i switch woodgate for wheater who didnt play this weekend, will i still get points for woodgate on monday or is my team set in stone until next week?

Set until next week. Anyone that doesn't play is replaced by players from the bench, in order, that did play.

he had 0 points and it didnt say he had any minutes so i just assumed he didnt play. whatever, not a big deal. i had a decent haul anyways.

Which is your team? Loads of people are unidentifiable.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
What?

A momentary blip on the landscape. My midfield will eat yours.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
A momentary blip on the landscape. My midfield will eat yours.

I went to have a look and laugh, but it is actually good.

"An intelligent man changes his mind."

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Which is your team? Loads of people are unidentifiable.
holy ****

i renewed mine... better late than never...

Are we doing this again for the new season?

i am.

are you gonna make your own league or something?

Originally posted by Shadow_King
are you gonna make your own league or something?

will we not be continuing the kmc league again this year?

i dunno, no one has said anything and the season starts in like 3 weeks i think.

Keep it private this time.

It pissed me off last season when that mug, Aldo Raine, just came in during the season.

-AC

Originally posted by Shadow_King
i dunno, no one has said anything and the season starts in like 3 weeks i think.

won't take long to organise.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Keep it private this time.

It pissed me off last season when that mug, Aldo Raine, just came in during the season.

-AC

no problem with me.