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This is a thread where you say something you did today that was very successful or impressive(in your opinion), and end it with, "I AM A MAN/WOMAN!"

For example:

Today I went to the gym, and didn't complain at all, even though I totally worked my ass off! Today, I am a WOMAN!!!!

Yer turn, ladies and gents!

Today i did absolutly nothing . Today... I am.... A MAN rock

I think we should say "Today, I am a strong black woman." I think that would be more potent.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Today i did absolutly nothing . Today... I am.... A STRONG BLACK WOMAN rock

dodgy

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think we should say "Today, I am a strong black woman." I think that would be more potent.

Uhuh papi! I don't teenk so!

I just suggested that we should change what we say in Selphie's thread. TODAY, I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN!!!

Today I woke up and babysat my two nephews. Today I am a MAN!

Someone hold my baby so I can knock that smug look off of Tired Hiker's face!

I am a MOTHERRRR!

Originally posted by Selphie
Someone hold my baby so I can knock that smug look off of Tired Hiker's face!

I am a MOTHERRRR!

You threaten me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. I'M A STRONG BLACK WOMAN!!!

Today I wore my new Wonderbra which made my cleavage all sexy. I AM A WOMAN!

Today, I am working for 8 hours. Today, I am a MAN!

Today, I wanked it in the morning. Today, I am a man.

Originally posted by chillybanana
Liam, man, you know not to do that.

I was in Kelvingrove park,


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a19/kidchino05/mwi4.jpg


before it got confiscated

Today I am at work stealing time to go on KMC. I AM THE MAN

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I was in Kelvingrove park,


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a19/kidchino05/mwi4.jpg


before it got confiscated Disguise it in a flask or something next time

Originally posted by Selphie
This is a thread where you say something you did today that was very successful or impressive(in your opinion), and end it with, "I AM A MAN/WOMAN!"

For example:

Today I went to the gym, and didn't complain at all, even though I totally worked my ass off! Today, I am a WOMAN!!!!

Yer turn, ladies and gents!

Like the little duck driving the pirate ship? Haha.

TODAY, I AM A GOAT!

Today, I slept until 3, today, I AM A MAN!!!!!!!

Today i took a piss standing up. Today i am a man!

I trained at 6 AM today.

I'm a man!

fail

I don't get this thread really...

Today I moved furniture, a lot of it.

Today I AM MAN.

Today in my driving practice I successfully drove from one town to another on the dual carriageway. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

Mairuzu wins the thread.

I lost the button to my shorts.

Today, I am a sad excuse for a man.

Today, I had a meeting at work about the new website, and I turned up even though I don't get paid for extra hours.

Today, I AM A SKIVVY.

Today I discovered that the guy's name from last night is John, and not Josh. And also discovered many new cool grindcore bands.

Today, I am a WOMAN!

(Wish I could say MAN!!, maybe sex change shall be in store. Nah, lets just go to lesbian, mmm.)

Tonight, I drink Whisky. Tonight I am a man.

Today, I ate a Rice Krispies square. Today I am a MAN!

Today I done 4 sig requests

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!

Today, I read up on equatorial bulges.

Today, I am NOT GAY!!!

Today, I'm planning the biggest candy smuggle in cinema history without a backback nor purse. TODAY, I AM A MAN!

I AM STILL THE MAN because I ate 6 chicken tacos

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I AM STILL THE MAN because I ate 6 chicken tacos

From where?

I once had 10 tacos from taco bell.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
From where?

I once had 10 tacos from taco bell.



Home made. I had some dinner. As for Taco Bell I haven't eaten there in years. Taco Bell's food doesn't stay hot.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Today, I read up on equatorial bulges.

Today, I am NOT GAY!!!

Oblate spheroids? awesome

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Today, I knew the term assigned to planets that have equatorial bulges. I am a NERD!

I cried during a movie the other day, I felt like a woman.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I cried during a movie the other day, I felt like a woman.

You felt like a women to me as well.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You felt like a women to me as well.


Dude, you watch "Revenge" with Kevin Costner and tell me if the end scene gets to you too.

Today I walked a hill in the heat for an hour. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

Today, I let my girlfriend win a creative disagreement about a book we're writing, after taking the time to actually realize her way was better.

Today... I AM A MAN!

Today was my second day, going to the gym for an hour. Today, I am a strong WOMAN!!!! 131

I just ate some Oreo Cream Pie, today I am a woman! w00t

Today I cussed out my boss and still kept my job.. Today I am a Man

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Today I cussed out my boss and still kept my job.. Today I am a Man

What happened? oh

I am a man, so today I am a MAN!

This morning, I went to the gym, and burned 500 calories in an hour!

Today, I am a WOMANNNN!

I hung out at home today and did nothing, I am a lazy man!!!

I masturbated 5 times today (breaking my personal record by 1). Today, I am a MAN!

I just used hand tools and got all greasy.....manly man!!!

Today, my ass hurts from masturbating. (first time with a toy)

I am a sore woman.

Originally posted by Syren
Ooh, Laura Ashley. I have such a nice dress from there! No reduction though, my stepmum bought it for me for Christmas mwahaha

Today, I talked fashion. Today, I am a WOMAN! It is great when you get a bargain; the sale reductions are awesome!
Well, as long as you weren't paying full price for it

Originally posted by chillybanana
It is great when you get a bargain; the sale reductions are awesome!
Well, as long as you weren't paying full price for it

I usually avoid Laura Ashley and places like Jane Norman because of the prices, but my stepmum needed a dress for a wedding or something so I ended up trying one on and I fell in love with it. So, she bought it for me and wrapped it up for Christmas

Originally posted by Syren
I usually avoid Laura Ashley and places like Jane Norman because of the prices, but my stepmum needed a dress for a wedding or something so I ended up trying one on and I fell in love with it. So, she bought it for me and wrapped it up for Christmas Same, I never go to the likes of LA, Monsoon or River Island til they have a sale in case I foolishly spend all my money on something!

That worked out pretty well for you then

I just plucked my eyebrows...

Originally posted by chillybanana
Same, I never go to the likes of LA, Monsoon or River Island til they have a sale in case I foolishly spend all my money on something!

That worked out pretty well for you then



Definitely, bless her. She wouldn't let me have it there and then, though. It was pretty cold at the time so I wouldn't have worn it! I still haven't, I'm waiting for the right moment

Originally posted by Syren


Definitely, bless her. She wouldn't let me have it there and then, though. It was pretty cold at the time so I wouldn't have worn it! I still haven't, I'm waiting for the right moment

I have sooo many clothes like that!

I don't want to ruin it! It's a Summer dress but I'm not wearing it on the beach or to a festival. Having said that, my fella's sister is getting married on August 24th and is having a music festival as the celebration, so I might wear it then hmm

Originally posted by Syren
I don't want to ruin it! It's a Summer dress but I'm not wearing it on the beach or to a festival. Having said that, my fella's sister is getting married on August 24th and is having a music festival as the celebration, so I might wear it then hmm

Sounds like the perfect opportunity! You should as something like that might not happen in a while so it's even longer til you wear it.

Today, at work, I made a lot more effort with my customer service. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

I just grabbed a boob. Today, I am a man.

I just help work on a car.

Today I am MAN

Today I woke up at 11 am to pee, and went back to bed. Woke up again at 3 pm, and made macaroni first thing.

Today, I am a WOMAN!

Today, I remembered that horrid trip home last night in the dark with no lights on my car that took nearly an hour but resulted in no crashes... and had myself a beer just to keep from thinking too much on it. Today, I am a man.

I just filed my nails, do the math.

I AM A MAN today because I picked up my backward

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just filed my nails, do the math.

...let's see...5 plus 5 is..k...got it.




10 nails!


way way way wait...what if he did his fingers nails too?...k so...5 plus 5 plus 10 is...k ...got it...


20 nails!!! ah ah ah.. (count von count laugh.)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just plucked my eyebrows...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just filed my nails, do the math.

From this moment forward, you are a WOMAN?

Originally posted by dadudemon
...let's see...5 plus 5 is..k...got it.




10 nails!


way way way wait...what if he did his fingers nails too?...k so...5 plus 5 plus 10 is...k ...got it...


20 nails!!! ah ah ah.. (count von count laugh.)

And you're just weird... or wired, depends how you look at it hmm

And today, I am a goatMAN, for today, $2,000 in cash rolled my way.

Originally posted by Syren
From this moment forward, you are a WOMAN?

No, it means I am into hygeine, healthy hygeine, and a neat appearance. Anything wrong with that?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just filed my nails, do the math.

Are you serious?

Originally posted by Scythe
Are you serious? Yup. You never filed yours before?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yup. You never filed yours before?

I cut them with nail-cutters, but that's ever-so rarely. Usually my job keeps them under control or I use my teeth, filing them is just...nancy if ya ask me.

Originally posted by Scythe
I cut them with nail-cutters, but that's ever-so rarely. Usually my job keeps them under control or I use my teeth, filing them is just...nancy if ya ask me. Well, I usually bite them, THEN file them. I cant help but to bite them, and I hate the jagged edges it leaves.

So they invented this thing awhile back called the nail cutter. Do you honestly have a possibly polka-dotted, long, slender filer that nail salons carry?

Originally posted by Scythe
So they invented this thing awhile back called the nail cutter. Do you honestly have a possibly polka-dotted, long, slender filer that nail salons carry? nah just a regular flesh colored file.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nah just a regular flesh colored file.

Wow, that's still pretty chick-ish.

Originally posted by Scythe
Wow, that's still pretty chick-ish. Color me chickish then for having good hygeine practices then.

Alrighty.

I see boob in Sythe sig...today I am a man.

Haven't slept yet.

Today I am a tired woman!

Haven't slept in 2 days and apparently talk gibberish to people even though i don't remember a thing awehuhs


Today I am..... A CRAZEH MAN

I just bit my tongue while eating....Manly blood!!!

Today, I mastered the art of tight cling filming over deli items ie meat and cheese at work. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

Today I got a 98% on "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" on Guitar Hero III, Today I am woman!

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Today I got a 98% on "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" on Guitar Hero III, Today I am woman!

What difficulty? I've never finished it on hard or expert.

Today, I woke up and yelled at my idiot younger sibling, then proceeded to lay down and go back to sleep. Today, I am a cranky, sleepy man...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, it means I am into hygeine, healthy hygeine, and a neat appearance. Anything wrong with that?

'Hygiene'

Nothing at all. But you said "do the math", so I did.

Originally posted by Syren
'Hygiene'

Nothing at all. But you said "do the math", so I did. I run like a girl from flying insects.

Today, I cleaned lots. Today, I AM A WOMAN.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I run like a girl from flying insects.

Most men do, don't worry about it

Originally posted by Syren
Most men do, don't worry about it No, Sy, I mean arms flailing and screaming like Jason Voorhees is after me.

Met up with my trainer today, I am a tired, sore WOMAN!

I changed my avvy and sig twice just for the Hell of it... Today, I am a bored man...

Today I came in to work late. Today I am still a man working

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, Sy, I mean arms flailing and screaming like Jason Voorhees is after me.



I hope you look your absolute best when you're running, darling.

Originally posted by Syren


I hope you look your absolute best when you're running, darling. I look like a bloody idiot haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I look like a bloody idiot haermm

Do your legs flail as well? oh

Originally posted by Syren
Do your legs flail as well? oh no, they are too busy pumping at track star speeds.

Today, I got up and then slept for a good few hours on the sofa. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

Today I am working another 10 hour shift, I am a tired woman!

Today, my clutch control on my driving lesson ws perfect. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

Today I paid a lot of bills, Today I am a MAN

I farted a second ago and no one said anything. Today, I am a man.

I worked with hand tools today. I am a MAN.

Today I blew off everything I had to do in the name of my health, I am goatMAN

today, I had a fight with my mom. Today, I am a bad son.

I just napped for an hour at work. I am a lazy man.

Today I ate half a rack of baby back ribs... I AM A MANBEARPIG!

hell yesterday at the buffet Imust have eaten at least 5 poulds of snow crabs and who knows how many gallons of butter. I am a fat man!

Today, I worked really, really hard and I did yesterday too. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

This morning I had chocolate pancakes. Today, I am a pleased WOMAN!!!

Today, I officially started year two with Kit. Today, I am a man...

I just trimmed my nostril hairs. I am a girly man.

I masturbated to pictures of girls who looked like they had G cups.

Today, I am a happy man.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I masturbated to pictures of girls who looked like they had G cups.

Today, I am a happy man.


Today I saved 4 pictures of Amanda Wenk for the spank bank.
Today I am a MAN DAMMIT!

Today I cleaned my car, I am a busy woman!