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. . . I created a thread, so I had to make this one because I am going through withdrawals. Thoughts? hmm

(insert mairuzu fail joke here}

I think I love you.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
(insert mairuzu fail joke here}

fai.....


OH HEY WAIT

Originally posted by Impediment
I think I love you. It'll never work. We are both married and so far away from each other. Oh, it's so Shakespearean.

Oh, you unbeliever.

It's been a while since... I've had sex. Right? That's what this thread is about? RIGHT?!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
fai.....


OH HEY WAIT

No, please, what were you going to say about Fairbanks International Airport? hmm

Originally posted by Impediment
Oh, you unbeliever. It's not that I don't believe, it's that I don't want to get hurt again. But I will always be your private dancer.


Private Dancer, by Tina Turner:

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
Im your private dancer
A dancer for money
Ill do what you want me to do
Im your private dancer
A dancer money
Any old music will do

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, please, what were you going to say about Fairbanks International Airport? hmm Fair of orange county is coming soon

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's not that I don't believe, it's that I don't want to get hurt again. But I will always be your private dancer.


Private Dancer, by Tina Turner:

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
Im your private dancer
A dancer for money
Ill do what you want me to do
Im your private dancer
A dancer money
Any old music will do

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Nobody can stutter to you like I do!

Originally posted by mitchum
It's been a while since... I've had sex. Right? That's what this thread is about? RIGHT?!

Why would I make a thread about when you had sex? hmm

Tiny Dancer by Elton John





Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad

Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows, the tune she hums

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can't hear me
When I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Fair of orange county is coming soon

Oooooh, of course. fruits_orange (Finally an excuse to use that smiley, w00t.)

Originally posted by Impediment
Nobody can stutter to you like I do!

If I could bottle your stutter, I'd sell it by the gram. afro

Why can't you just use it to use it? trippy

And it's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile
Since I first saw you
And it's been awhile
Since I could stand on my own two feet again
And it's been awhile
Since I could call you

And everything I can remember
As ****ed up as it all may seem
And consequences that are rendered
I stretch myself beyond my means
And it's been awhile
Since I can say that I wasn't addicted
And it's been awhile
Since I can say I love myself as well
And it's been awhile
Since I've gone and ****ed things up just like I always do
And it's been awhile
But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you

Why must I feel this way?
Just make this go away
Just one more peaceful day
And it's been awhile
Since I could look at myself straight
And it's been awhile
Since I said I'm sorry
And it's been awhile
Since I've seen the way the candles light your face
And it's been awhile
But I can still remember just the way you taste

And it's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile
Since I said I'm sorry

Spoofing parenthesis' thread. Real mature Hiker. Well, by your standards, it is. I remember your poo face phaze. pissed

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Why can't you just use it to use it? trippy

Because it's like my penis, I only use it when I need to, otherwise it could get me in trouble.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Because it's like my penis, I only use it when I need to, otherwise it could get me in trouble.

Your penis is the devil!

Originally posted by lord xyz
Spoofing parenthesis' thread. Real mature Hiker. Well, by your standards, it is. I remember your poo face phaze. pissed

I actually just noticed the similar title as well, it was unintentional you pretentious c*nt.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Because it's like my penis, I only use it when I need to, otherwise it could get me in trouble. Aids?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Spoofing parenthesis' thread. Real mature Hiker. Well, by your standards, it is. I remember your poo face phaze. pissed

Oh, calm down, dude. It's not as if we're in the "holy" GDF.

Originally posted by Impediment
Your penis is the devil!

That gives a whole new meaning to many songs about the devil.

Think about it, my penis went down to Georgia, Mick Jagger has sympathy for my penis, and uh . . . Motley Crue shouted at my penis.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Aids?

No thanks.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That gives a whole new meaning to many songs about the devil.

Think about it, my penis went down to Georgia, Mick Jagger has sympathy for my penis, and uh . . . Motley Crue shouted at my penis.


Led Zeppelin worshipped your penis subliminally.



Penis Dance ~ Dog Day Sunrise

The Penis' Advocate.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Led Zeppelin worshipped your penis subliminally.



Penis Dance ~ Dog Day Sunrise

My penis has obviously influenced many artists in the music industry. What will come of it? hmm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My penis has obviously influenced many artists in the music industry. What will come of it? hmm


god knows, (God is my vag)

My Vag knowssrug


XvampbenjiiX666 worships your penis



http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t488079.html

Originally posted by Impediment
Oh, calm down, dude. It's not as if we're in the "holy" GDF. GDF is more like a ancient samurai war. Nothing but pain and people failing to speak English.