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Ok, so here's the deal.
If you're looking for sentences that make sense, you're at the wrong place. Here, it will serve as the liberator of the nutcase we all have somewhere inside us.
Only 30% of our thoughts are formulated correctly. What about the others? Well, they're here.


The granny goat gave some milk to the door before the ball of the hamster listening to lasagna.

Hey Copernicus, get to the back of the line with your shoes and your shirt.

The light is on only if darkness is closed.

Nazis versus the moon: who will tip better?

I am the fire of hate, I am the destroyer of worlds.

If both trains are in the station neither can move as long as the other is there.

Seems to me the nickel is out of luck. Tough luck tiny moose.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am the fire of hate, I am the destroyer of worlds.

That poopied.

Tough titty, purveyor of parasols

If your shoe is untied, make sure you count to potato whilst dancing the Macarena.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
That poopied. I smell gopher poontang.

Who is he, who is not? He's not it.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Hey Copernicus, get to the back of the line with your shoes and your shirt. Hahahahaha

What is on the table that is not under the rug?

Why is the sky made of blueberries and marshmallows?

Why is the rum always gone?

Why is the people drinking rhum who is always gone are always gone the gun.

Why is the pepsi always gone?

Maybe squirrels crosschecking a coackroach fuses into a Tie Domi

Heyy honey, thats some fine aligator youre protecting from the Koreans, it almost makes my auntie wanna chop pork...!

Welsh kid? yeah, he's pretty cool

Parlay.

You 'tards are turning this into another Random Comments thread.

It's supposed to be about sentences that make NO sense.

IE:

"My monkey once touched a horse, but gained 10 experience points instead."

So I logged onto this article and the ventilation got stuck between my teeth.

Originally posted by Mywi
So I logged onto this article and the ventilation got stuck between my teeth.

Jolly good show, Rancher Joe. Can I borrow your scrub brush to wash my whale?

I am the vowels

A white horse fell in the mud.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Jolly good show, Rancher Joe. Can I borrow your scrub brush to wash my whale? I told you already, do NOT eat cornflakes with Peach Vodka, it makes your hair stick out of the bathtub.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A white horse fell in the mud.

you are red butterflys marking the dinner table at the giant leap of mankind

I ate some bacon in a sock that was full of acorns.

Originally posted by Mairuzu

Because RJ fails at this game.


Cell phones should not be a judge of your shoelaces.

Dad said that his foot blooms, and cook cockroaches we shall.

My lobster told his dad that donkeys shouldn't bark.

I was breathing for death but the blooms of the apple jacks seemed to scream staplers

The crocodile is an amazing creature, it stalks the night using Cheerios and tweezers to give rabbits jollies.

turn your back on the blender, he's out for blood out of a stone.

But the rabbits fly to the unforgotten Pluto only to be pursued by the giant U letter of polygon shaped peanuts

Harry Potter was a wee little girl, touching his genitals whenever he heard the seaweed sing.

Roland face

Who misappropriated the banks funds to that pornographic childrens restaurant? Don't look in Saskatchewan.

Oil guitar is so masculine, it never laughs on the upper side of Japan.

Ninja use straight swords, Samurai use curved swords.

When the strings get caught in panther piss, Chuck Norris will sing an iron ore.

Deflecting the eye shadow is entirely alcoholic.

Who is burritolicious?

I stole winter but it flew apart and bit my cup

The doctor gave me a shishkerbobble for my banana in my uncle's tree.

I apologize for cropping the sorrow you whistled down the chimney

The monkey on the car's elephant meowed tommorowsday.

Haha the jack candle went upstairs on blue today with laughing tic tacs somersaulting lighting

Oh my god my pants are Christmas trees!

Originally posted by Mandos
Oh my god my pants are Christmas trees!

Look out! The Swan Lord is filling his trousers with commies in a moose can!

Physiology is more angular and thats how it crackles.

Mama say mama saw to the banana patch.

Nose picking is prohibited in cores of applenuts on a bug's rice pudding.

An ******* could be a camel if he sings a carrot to a sun.