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The Five Worst Movies Ever Made

Glad to say I have not seen any of those in that link you put up.

Originally posted by MildPossession
Glad to say I have not seen any of those in that link you put up.

My top five worst movie list would be:

Tank Girl

Leonard Part 6

Dead Ringers

Wing Commander

The Dark Knight

Originally posted by MildPossession
Glad to say I have not seen any of those in that link you put up.

that's actually a good point...alot of these "worst ever" lists come up and you have to wonder, especially when a film has been around for a while and has a reputation for being shit, if the people who put it in their worst ever films list have actually even seen it.

as for the worst films i've seen...and obviously this is my opinion and alot of people disagree

1: the village
2: the descent
3: lord of the rings: return of the king
4: lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring
5: anchorman

L-lord Of The Rings?

yep....hated them...just not my thing...although i figured i would give them a watch as i got them on DVD as a gift...i just dont like the fantasy genre...i think the whole orcs, elfs, wizards thing is a cliche....and i know that LotR is considered the origins of that kind of fantasy genre but i wasn't around when it was created, obviously, and it's cliched now and that's what's important to me

it has it's moment though....that's why i didn't put the two towers in which is better as a stand alone film and has some genuinely great moments in it....in particular Elrond's speech to Arwen about "in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world"...

Yeah, I suppose it's not for everyone.

I can't really put a finger on a top 5, usually because if I watch a shit movie, I forget the name almost immediately. However, it'd probably include at least one of the Jackass movies and Deathproof.

yeah Deathproof is pretty terrible...i have alot of films i've bought that i was disappointed with but most of them just sounded like they would be good on reading what they were about...and to be fair to the rest on my list...nothing comes close to being as bad as the village...

i suppose there is tons of those "made for tv" movies that really should get the title of worst ever though...cause, for the most part, they are ****ing tripe

Originally posted by jaden101
as for the worst films i've seen...and obviously this is my opinion and alot of people disagree

1: the village
2: the descent
3: lord of the rings: return of the king
4: lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring
5: anchorman

Your "best films" list must be amazing.

yep...it probably is

Originally posted by jaden101
yep....hated them...just not my thing...although i figured i would give them a watch as i got them on DVD as a gift...i just dont like the fantasy genre...i think the whole orcs, elfs, wizards thing is a cliche....and i know that LotR is considered the origins of that kind of fantasy genre but i wasn't around when it was created, obviously, and it's cliched now and that's what's important to me

it has it's moment though....that's why i didn't put the two towers in which is better as a stand alone film and has some genuinely great moments in it....in particular Elrond's speech to Arwen about "in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world"...

I always thought that was Gollum in your avatar, but I guess not.

It's from an Aphex Twin video.

I've only watched Gigli and it was complete shit. It did have one semi-funny part, a retard is listening to rape music and singing alone, it was worth a chuckle.

Originally posted by Robtard
I've only watched Gigli and it was complete shit. It did have one semi-funny part, a retard is listening to rape music and singing alone, it was worth a chuckle.

I'm not one to make lame misspelling jokes, but Robtard, this one is gold!

*ahem* Rape music???

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'm not one to make lame misspelling jokes, but Robtard, this one is gold!

*ahem* Rape music???

Parapraxia, my guess.

Queen of the Damned.

The Omen remake.

Originally posted by jaden101
3: lord of the rings: return of the king
4: lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring You shall be lynched.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I liked The Dark Knight, I thought it was a very good movie, I mean it was no Big LeBowski or anything . . . but damn, it's just a movie. Sure it beat a bunch of box office records and whatnot, but it's a film. Yeah, I get excited about other movies, but damn, some people are acting as if The Dark Knight is a better action film than the first Die Hard.

Discuss. hmm





Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My top five worst movie list would be:

Tank Girl

Leonard Part 6

Dead Ringers

Wing Commander

The Dark Knight





Sir which is it do you like the Dark knight or hate your contradicting yourself.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My top five worst movie list would be:

Tank Girl

Leonard Part 6

Dead Ringers

Wing Commander

The Dark Knight


When did worst become the new word for best?

I hope you're referring to Tank Girl... because if you're not I shall hit you with an e-PAUNCH!!!

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I hope you're referring to Tank Girl... because if you're not I shall hit you with an e-PAUNCH!!! I think he was referring to Dark Knight. Though this is just a baseless assumption of course.

My number one worst for me is prolly Kill Bill volume 1...My God that shit sucked.

I know he was referring to TDK... my point was that if he was referring to TDK as "One of the top 5 bets movies" I was going to- forget it.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I know he was referring to TDK... my point was that if he was referring to TDK as "One of the top 5 bets movies" I was going to- forget it. Nigga it was the best movie ever. 131

I liked Batman '89 better.

Sue me.

your both wrong, leonardo part six is the best movie ever made.

No wai.

The Phantom Menace is the best movie ever.

AND THAT IS ****ING FINAL!

forgot about that one, you're right

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
No wai.

The Phantom Menace is the best movie ever.

AND THAT IS ****ING FINAL! No way, the Ewok Christman Special kicks the shit outta any movie.

Fo rell.

I'm forced to agree.

And those animated little movies like Ewok adventures with Wikkit and Droids adventures was sick to.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
No wai.

The Phantom Menace is the best movie ever.

AND THAT IS ****ING FINAL!

Nah - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Big Lebowski or American Beauty.

I was being sarcastic.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I was being sarcastic.

Good.

Deathproof......oh the horror.

Deathproof was crap up until that bunch of moronic girls got killed in the car, then it picked up, you got to love the car sequences!! so therefore can't say it's a worst film ever, Tarantino's weakest though.

Tank Girl is a classic cult movie!! whoever mentioned that, shame on you.


AND I am going to whip Jaden for mentioning The Descent.

Both of the grindhouse movies kicked ass.

My top 5 worst list.
1.Broke back mountain
2.Date Movie
3.Any movie with Matthew McConaughey
4.The Covenant
5.One Missed Call

Originally posted by MildPossession


AND I am going to whip Jaden for mentioning The Descent.

mmm...i'd like that

still...it's a steamer...but it's all subjective

Originally posted by moviebuff1084

3.Any movie with Matthew McConaughey


a time to kill????

Also gonna throw in Murder Set Pieces.

Any movie directed by Uwe Boll.

Originally posted by jaden101
a time to kill????

That's a good one with him in it. I also liked Frailty.

Originally posted by moviebuff1084
Sir which is it do you like the Dark knight or hate your contradicting yourself.

You hated Clowns as kid, didn't you?

Bloodrayne and Bloodrayne 2 were TERRIBLE.

1. Wrong turn dead end 2.

2. A few b movies from japan and china that came out in the 60s and 70s.

3. Almost all of the Godzilla movies.

4. Any stupid and overly dramatic movie from the old days...mostly b horror.

5. Gone with the wind. That shit was boring as a mother ****er.




That's just the first 5 movies I can think of. I am pretty damned sure I've stupider movie that I could specifically name, but none are coming to mind right now.


Also, I haven't seen any of the movies listed in the initial post.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You hated Clowns as kid, didn't you?



yes

Martin Lawrence movies

All of Eddie murphy's family films and Beverly hills cop 3

Torque

Crossover

You got served, drumline and any movie with an actor having the first name ICE

House Of The Dead

Sorry if it was mentioned, but it is really in a fail class of its own.

bloodrayne was a piece of shit. also tokyo drift.

I'm adding Epic Movie. Seriously, lately those "Movie" movies have been pretty crappy since Scary Movie 2, but Epic Movie had not one funny or even slightly humorous scene.

Alien ressrection

Originally posted by super pr*xy
bloodrayne was a piece of shit. also tokyo drift.



Fully agree on Bloodrayne but Tokyo drift was i think not as good as the first but better that the 2nd

There's a movie called 'The New World', some sorta f*cking 'Pocohontas' or wat not. The most boring film I've watched in my life.

Epic Movie was insanely funny, although entirely stupid. And, as for the other four on my list?

-Batman and Robin. How the hell didja people forget this movie?
-I made the mistake of watchin' TMNT as a kid. OH SH*T is all I gotta say.

Errr... I actually can't really think of any other horrible movies... lol.

AND WAT? KILL BILL SUCKS! UMA THURMAN WILL CUT YOU INTO SMALL PIECES, RIP YOUR EYE OFF, STEP ON IT, EAT IT, AND PUKE! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kill Bill v.1 was a pile of horse shit.

I think people have to think again about WORST EVER, I mean Kill Bill Vol.1, comeeeeeeeeee on people. Far from it.

Jesse james Vs Frankenstein.


Frankenstein was hardly innit

TDKbag

Epic Movie, Not another Teen Movie, Meet the Spartans, Superhero Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movie 2, 3, and 4 (I liked the first one).

You really don't like the 'movie' movies, eh?

And Kill Bill rulez.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The Dark Knight

I'll go get the pitchforks.

Anything done by Uwe Boll is complete crap.

Stardust Crossroads its lame and got britney spears in it enough said. Tank girl Oliver twist every remake does my nut in, War of the worlds da one with cheesey tom cruise ego maniac Thunderbirds

The Master of Disguise...shame on you for forgetting such a masterpiece.

I don't know about worst ever made,
but here are the worst I ever saw in a theatre:


5. Candyman 2 - Y'know, when it comes to crappy films, my mind mind doesn't retain too much memory fot them. I honestly can't remember a single shot of this movie. I just remember not leaving the theatre b'cuz I was on a date at the time & we were watching this at her suggestion.
And I didn't want to be rude. Or maybe I just didn't want to lessen my chances of getting laid that night by criticizing her choice of film to see.
Or those two things the same thing?
And I can't even remember if I did end up gettin' any that night.
Forgettable movie, forgettable date, why am I still writing about it?

4. One of those g%dd@mn Freddy Kruger movies. I think that the quality was bad enough that it caused my brain to forget most of it, to the point that I can't remember which one it was. All I remember is that it was one of the sequels and that one of the blood vessels in my eyes popped because I wouldn't listen to it's silent yet violent twitching cries for mercy.

3. Battlefield Earth - I genuinely wanted to die during this movie.
Probably the only movie that I ever sat thru where upon the diasterous feeling that resulted from watching it, along with the diaster that the movie itself is, overwhelmed the story of diaster that the movie was supposed to depict.
I may have survived watching this movie,
but the sane aspect of my mind & every part of my soul have been permanently scarred.
A diaster flick in every sense that is possible to imagine.

2. Graphitti Bridge - Oh lawd....

1. Thorr The Barbarian - The fact that it was spelled with 2 'r's should have been a tip off.

I've seen the trailer for this "Disaster Movie," and I think I speak for all of us when I say it will definitely be on this list.

The trailer literally makes me embarrassed to be a human being.

Am I a bad person because I liked the most recent War of the World's remake?

2005 War of the Worlds is awesome.

cant say ....... i think there are many..... but i think the worst i watched recently wud be phoonk.......

I'm bumping this thread because a friend of mine made me watch End of Days. Jesus Fuk, I thought that movie was bad back in 99 but wow, i wasn't prepared for the monsoon of diarrhea that was waiting for me after the Opening Credits. I hate every human being today, because of that garbage movie.

I dont know about a top 5 but Cloverfield is the all time nuber 1 for me.

I don't doubt that you'll all be surprised, but what I really hate is "Gandhi". It's politically correct racism. The white Christian priest has weaker faith in his own god than Gandhi does. The white guy's scared of the thugs but the brown guy isn't. Surprise surprise, the brown guy knows everything about Jesus and the white priest knows nothing! And of course, the white American reporter pronounces Gandhi's name wrong, and later reports that any morality the West had is gone, etc. And the depiction of the British as complete and utter "white devils" whose only goal is to conquer the universe into their Galactic...I mean, British Empire, is unbearable. In fact, it's actually quite cartoonish. Looking back, it's actually quite suprising that Grand Moff Tarkin didn't appear out of nowhere and announce that the new "Imperialist" class battleship will now make the Gala...ahem, British Empire invincible as it's the "ultimate power in the universe".

Very interesting fact about Gandhi is that he was racist. He openly despised Africans and black Indians; he only fought for the rights of the lighter-skinned people of northern India. In at least one speech he pretty well refers to Africans as spear-chuckers. Of course, all that was (probably knowingly) omitted for the movie in order to perpetuate the dillusional, wildly anti-historical liberal mythology and belief system.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I hate every human being today, because of that garbage movie.

And another thing that enrages me about that crappy movie was the Mahatma Gundu's depiction as a ridiculously Christ-like messiah who was all-knowing, always right, and people were weeping at his hand and all that bullcrap. And he was dumb enough to think that non-violence would work against Hitler (he actually believed that in real life). I mean, c'mon, nobody can be that dumb. France tried non-violence and look where it got them.

The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Never Back Down

Alvin and the Chipmunks

From Justin to Kelly

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Funny Games(2008)

Date Movie

The Punisher

Snow Dogs

That's more than five, but my worst bunch.

Originally posted by World War Hulk
I dont know about a top 5 but Cloverfield is the all time nuber 1 for me. No.

Originally posted by UKR
And another thing that enrages me about that crappy movie was the Mahatma Gundu's depiction as a ridiculously Christ-like messiah who was all-knowing, always right, and people were weeping at his hand and all that bullcrap. And he was dumb enough to think that non-violence would work against Hitler (he actually believed that in real life). I mean, c'mon, nobody can be that dumb. France tried non-violence and look where it got them.

Ghandi slept with children....,what kind of violence is that?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ghandi slept with children....,what kind of violence is that?


See? And he was a huge pedo. I guess we all know what a messiah he is now.

no Ishtar?

The worst movie ever made is "Black Dahlia". No, not the one with Josh Hartnett, etc. This one:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0905968/

I'm going to pre-emptively put "Twilight" up here. The book is a fangirl's dream of "lurrrve," and I'm just dreading the talk about the movie that's going to come like a tidal wave.

*covers self with Harry Potter books and films*