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What woud you name it? And what type of drink would you keep it freshly stocked with? What type of flag would you fly? describe it in detail.

as soon as I saw this I knew it would be you

Well? haermm

The Drunken Wop. Seeing as how I like to drink, and I'm half-Italian.

I'd fly a flag of bare naked breasts. It'd be distracting to the victim, IMO.

I must say that I've actually put a lot of thought into this... My ship, a simple Caravel, would be named the Arsenic Dagger.

(Caravels were about 80 feet long, and mainly used by Spanish and Portuguese traders, though I find them to be useful as pirate's vessels, as well.)

It would fly only with sails of a sapphyre persuasion, thus blending well with the sea behind them. The flag, I would have to have a skull with bat wings protruding from it, the lower jaw removed, and a dagger placed vertically through the skull at a perfect 90 degree angle, displaying in bold crimson the blood dripping from the unfortunate skull. The eye sockets bleed, though there is no visible reason.

Freshly stocked drink... This one got me at first, as I was strongly considering rum. Although I then recalled that rum tends to make me a rather vulgar individual, and, even as a pirate, I would prefer to remain somewhat charming, thus adding to the mystique of my crew. And so I think I would keep it increasingly well-stocked with a variety of red and white wines. Of course, the crew would not enjoy this, and so I would allow them to partake of smaller amounts of rum, so long s no one at port finds them offensive. Even as a pirate, there's no excuse for discourtesy.

Ship Name: Sith Sucker

Drink: Shiner Bock

Sails: Black with KMC FORUMS on them haermm

My drink of choice would be 7 & 7's.

I'd name it Jenny haermm

I'd name mine Poopy Thread.

I'd name mine The Ken. And it'd be slow moving and full of beer. haermm

I'd name mine the Stormy K'nuckle(Where you pronounce the 'K' ermmnone)

Drinks I'd stock it with are 7 & 7's, for my crew. For me some punch and soda.

Flag would be a skull with a blade in it.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I'd name mine The Ken. And it'd be slow moving and full of beer. haermm



Sounds about right.

Name: Boogie Legs (would be the blackest of the black ships)

Drinks: Fresh water, and Jaegermeister

Flag: Hamster running in a wheel

Originally posted by Selphie
Name: Boogie Legs (would be the blackest of the black ships)

Drinks: Fresh water, and Jaegermeister

Flag: Hamster running in a wheel

Best... Flag... Ever...

I'd have to keep rum on hand for the real pirates in my crew, the ones who aren't posing like me haermm

Ship name: The Samurai

Drink: Klingon blood wine

Flag: Naked women

Name: Pasty Butt Juice. (That way, we could call ourselves "PBJ"

Drink: Koolaid.

Flag: It would be a flag of another flag on a pole. The flag on my flag would have no design and it would be clear.

Name: The Rusty Salad

Drink: Applesauce

Flag: Yo grandmamas ussy

Rusty Salad haermm

Name: Ship of Fools

Flag: Jester

Drink: Vodka and orange juice. No scurvy for my crew haermm2

Would they be scantily clad? haermm

singing Well.... a Sailors life is the life for me...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Would they be scantily clad? haermm perhaps mmm

Well, if were captain of a pirate ship, I'd definitely be gay. Spending large amounts of time at sea with MEN? Other than the typical attire, what other clothes would I HAVE? Wouldn't my BUTT get stinky and dirty? How often would SEX with women occur? Wouldn't I get angry AT my men for their stench too? The SEA would probably get boring, as well.


And in that paragraph, I told you why I'd be gay if I were a pirate*...



*I'll tell you guys about this secret later.

Ship name: The Durable Gamer.

Drinks: Various fruit juices and Gatorade.

Flag: A picture of Nintendo's logo.
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'd name mine the Stormy K'nuckle(Where you pronounce the 'K' ermmnone)

You must watch that pirate cartoon on Cartoon Network, right?

Originally posted by Strangelove
perhaps mmm Buncha greased up men with cleft ***holes? haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Buncha greased up men with cleft ***holes? haermm Stereotypical bastard mmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Stereotypical bastard mmm I call 'em as I see 'em, slim shady

name: Mystique. colored grey

drink: Borovička

attached flag

Someone's been watching too much POTC...

Ugh, I've always despised pirates.

well thats the shittiest ship name I have ever heard.

That's weird, cuz I never listed one. You must be talking about Mywi's since it was the last one posted.

No, I meant yours. Too long and it doesnt have a ring to it. Mywi's rocks, I would SO be on her crew haermm

Hmm, I often question your abilities at common reading and understanding. Heh.

Ship name= Shit Eater 3000

Drink= Pink lemonade

Sails= Bugs bunny giving daffy a dirty sanchez.

Originally posted by Scythe
Hmm, I often question your abilities at common reading and understanding. Heh. Sure you do.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
You must watch that pirate cartoon on Cartoon Network, right?

Hell. Yes.