The smartest thing ive EVER heard

ok, so today i was at work. I was talking to this really old racist guy. He is a regular customer. Anytime that he comes in. He tells me a few racist jokes, i tell him thats fuking horrible, but i like it. He will buy a large amount of scratch off lottery tickets and make me rub a few out 😉

Well, today we got the bullshitting and i was telling him about my current woe's. I was telling him about this ho i know. How i was in love with the ho for the longest time and now she is really into me, but i dont wanna tap it or dance with it. Bill ( the old racist guy) said

"well, here's how i see it. You have a dog, right. You bring home a cat and sometimes that dog will want to eat the cat. But, sometimes, sometimes that dog is cool with the cat. Some pussy is just more complicated than others"

Bill is a cool cool dude

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Mate.

I don't think you should be posting that with Lennon as a sig is all.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
and make me rub a few out 😉

I stopped reading at this cause I'm lol'ing too much.

Originally posted by Barker
Mate.

I don't think you should be posting that with Lennon as a sig is all.

Originally posted by Barker
Mate.

I don't think you should be posting that with Lennon as a sig is all.

Lennon was all bout wisdom and shit

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
ok, so today i was at work. I was talking to this really old racist guy. He is a regular customer. Anytime that he comes in. He tells me a few racist jokes, i tell him thats fuking horrible, but i like it. He will buy a large amount of scratch off lottery tickets and make me rub a few out 😉

Well, today we got the bullshitting and i was telling him about my current woe's. I was telling him about this ho i know. How i was in love with the ho for the longest time and now she is really into me, but i dont wanna tap it or dance with it. Bill ( the old racist guy) said

"well, here's how i see it. You have a dog, right. You bring home a cat and sometimes that dog will want to eat the cat. But, sometimes, sometimes that dog is cool with the cat. Some pussy is just more complicated than others"

Bill is a cool cool dude

😮‍💨

Okay, so you are like Dante and the old racist guy is like Randall. Got it.

The smartest thing I've ever heard was don't wipe back to front.

Or don't pee against the wind.

"when RJ give you a drink, throw it out, mix your own" smartest thing i've ever heard.

Originally posted by kodak
"when RJ give you a drink, throw it out, mix your own" smartest thing i've ever heard.

Poor Kodak, lost his virginity to the raping RJ.

When Backfire invites you over for dinner, just say 'no', because what he's doing is he's actually planning on chopping you up and feeding you to his neices and nephews in the form of chunky meat soup.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
When Backfire invites you over for dinner, just say 'no', because what he's doing is he's actually planning on chopping you up and feeding you to his neices and nephews in the form of chunky meat soup.

blue red black gold white yellow

Eats like a meal.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Poor Kodak, lost his virginity to the raping RJ.

Originally posted by kodak
🙁 Thanks, Because i wasnt trying to move on and forget or anythingcrybaby

This might help!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, so you are like Dante and the old racist guy is like Randall. Got it.

hmmm, yeah, but i like to pretend that im Rob gordon and the old guy is Barry.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Eats like a meal.

you remembered.

black and yellow...HELLO!

Hi, new guy here! This sounds like the perfect place to make my first post.

One time on another message board, this one guy was talking about how women don't make good soldiers. My response:

"Why, because they're smart enough to know what a dumb idea war is?"

Originally posted by Radical
Hi, new guy here! This sounds like the perfect place to make my first post.

One time on another message board, this one guy was talking about how women don't make good soldiers. My response:

"Why, because they're smart enough to know what a dumb idea war is?"

High, Rad.

If you're female, show us your boobs or GTFO. All new girls have to do that.

If you're a dude, stop being such a p***y.

Spoiler:
In case you're missin' it, I am very much joking with you. Welcome to the boards! Have fun!

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
hmmm, yeah, but i like to pretend that im Rob gordon and the old guy is Barry.

Ah yes, much more cool those guys.