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Both appeared in movies as peter was in the stewie griffin movie and homer was in the recent simpsons movie.
Both are incredibly stupid but who of the two is better in a fight? who is smarter? and who has more cleverness?

thier fights are as follows

1) fight
2) IQ contest
3) Joning competition

In a fight, Peter dominates, just look at his fights with Ernie the Giant Chicken.

I would say Homer is a little smarter than Peter.

Wtf is a Joning Competition?

I'm assuming we can use evidence from the shows here?

Well, Homer can take punches to no end and finish off Peter once he gets tired (which wouldn't take long)

The IQ contest - I honestly don't know.

As for the joning competition, Homer clearly takes it, because Simpsons is the better cartoon and I don't know what joning is.

Correct, it has been shown that Homer's body is capable of shrugging off massive punishment.

In one episode, the doctor states, 'Homer has extra cushioning around his brain, so he would be able to sustain blows for a 2x4 (wood) all day'. There's also the episode where Homer becomes the human cannonball, not being blown out of a cannon, but taking cannon ball shots to the stomach repeatedly.

IQ: Homer is stupid, but Peter is clinically retarded, I believe the episode "Petarded" stated this.

Don't know what "joning" is. Did you mean this?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'm assuming we can use evidence from the shows here?

Well, Homer can take punches to no end and finish off Peter once he gets tired (which wouldn't take long) And you assume that because he's fat, right?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
And you assume that because he's fat, right?

Nah, it's in an episode. Remember the one where he starts boxing and ends up fighting Frederick Tatum?

Originally posted by Robtard
Correct, it has been shown that Homer's body is capable of shrugging off massive punishment.

In one episode, the doctor states, 'Homer has extra cushioning around his brain, so he would be able to sustain blows for a 2x4 (wood) all day'. There's also the episode where Homer becomes the human cannonball, not being blown out of a cannon, but taking cannon ball shots to the stomach repeatedly.

IQ: Homer is stupid, but Peter is clinically retarded, I believe the episode "Petarded" stated this.

Don't know what "joning" is. Did you mean this?

yes thats what i mean, joning is a competition of insults which requires wit

Oh right, Homer would win that then, given that fact that any wit used in Family Guy is a singular joke and never inherent to any kind of plot.

"Remember that time I had a joning competition with Homer Simpson?"...

1) Peter
2) Homer
3) Hard to say, their humor often comes from the extreme lack of being witty. I'd say Peter, cause his humor is more extreme and insulting.


Also, I actually prefer Family Guy to the Simpsons. Simpsons are great though.

Im voting for homer simpson. He has the better stamina out of the two. He was able to carry the same material and make it seem funny far longer than Peter did.

Homer, he has less to live for.

Actually, Bardock slaps them around like two dollar crack Ho's, steals Homer's donuts and shares them with ME.

The Simpsons is funny. Family Guy is boring, repetitive, and cheap.

So Simpsons wins.

1) Homer, he can go on and on

2) Homer, his inner workings are thought to be cosmic. Remember the couch gag where they zoomed outward toward the galaxy and into deep space and finished in Homer's head and he simply states: "comsic"

Or when Marge accuses Homer of lying and he says: "I wasn't lying, I was writing fiction with my mouth!"

Yeah, that's quite the thought process.

3) Homer again, the ending of the episode where him and Ned marry the Vegas cocktail waitresses. they're walking home and he tells Ned what they're going to tell their wives and while explaining it, also insults Ned by saying he's a "jackass" and aliens took turns gang probing him.

Originally posted by Bardock42
1) Peter
2) Homer
3) Hard to say, their humor often comes from the extreme lack of being witty. I'd say Peter, cause his humor is more extreme and insulting.


Also, I actually prefer Family Guy to the Simpsons. Simpsons are great though.

What in the world has Peter taken that can top Homer in a fight?

Homer held his own pretty damn well against Bart's big brother. I think he would win all three contests.

Originally posted by Robtard
What in the world has Peter taken that can top Homer in a fight?

A 10 minute (on screen) fight with a psycho Chicken.

Originally posted by Bardock42
A 10 minute (on screen) fight with a psycho Chicken.

I remember that one, but the brain cushioning and cannon ball feats would top that in terms of ability to take punishment.

Originally posted by Robtard
I remember that one, but the brain cushioning and cannon ball feats would top that in terms of ability to take punishment. Not sure, didn't Peter fall out of a skyscraper? And he can certainly dish out more. But Homer's Brain does give him an advantage, though Peter's Stamina is quite strong (also he can compete with professional football players, quite a feat).


It all is pointless though, because Peter is, actually, the Hulk. And therefore would rape Homer.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not sure, didn't Peter fall out of a skyscraper? And he can certainly dish out more. But Homer's Brain does give him an advantage, though Peter's Stamina is quite strong (also he can compete with professional football players, quite a feat).


It all is pointless though, because Peter is, actually, the Hulk. And therefore would rape Homer.

Not sure about the skyscraper, if so, then that would be a ringer for Peter.

Good point, it that is allowed, then yes.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not sure about the skyscraper, if so, then that would be a ringer for Peter.

Good point, it that is allowed, then yes.

I don't think it should count. Just thought it was a funny idea.

Either way, I am not sure about it cause both can obviously take some punishment (remember Homer's Skateboard Jump).

Would be interesting, I just gave it to Peter cause I felt he is fitter and can deal more.

I do now. Simpsons has also been around a lot longer, if we really looked into it, I'm sure there's more Homer punishment feats than there are of Peter's.

How in the world is Peter in better shape though? They both have stomach fat, but Peter clearly has a double (maybe triple) chin.

As far as strength, I vaguely remember Homer doing some pretty (impossible) feats of strength. Can't recall for Peter.

Peter is probably the better skilled combatant though.

Originally posted by Robtard
I do now. Simpsons has also been around a lot longer, if we really looked into it, I'm sure there's more Homer punishment feats than there are of Peter's.

How in the world is Peter in better shape though? They both have stomach fat, but Peter clearly has a double (maybe triple) chin.

As far as strength, I vaguely remember Homer doing some pretty (impossible) feats of strength. Can't recall for Peter.

Peter is probably the better skilled combatant though.




Logical to the bitter end, eh?

So is peter a class 1-10?

Originally posted by dadudemon


Logical to the bitter end, eh?

So is peter a class 1-10?

Huh? Would it be better if I just said "Homer wins, I just like the color yellow better"?

No idea what (system) you mean with "class 1-10"? I'm guessing he's better skilled because he's had more fist fights on screen.

Originally posted by Robtard
Huh? Would it be better if I just said "Homer wins, I just like the color yellow better"?

No idea what (system) you mean with "class 1-10"? I'm guessing he's better skilled because he's had more fist fights on screen.


Oh no, I was underhandedly complimenting you. I just found you approaching this from a very logical standpoint to be humrous. Kind of like debating who has the stinkiest farts based on empirical data or something. I'm not making fun of you, really.


and, yes, I'd have to agree that Peter fights beter than Homer.

However, Homer can take much worse of a beating than Peter could ever dish.

Homer wins this by a land slide without effort, literally.

Originally posted by Robtard
I do now. Simpsons has also been around a lot longer, if we really looked into it, I'm sure there's more Homer punishment feats than there are of Peter's.

How in the world is Peter in better shape though? They both have stomach fat, but Peter clearly has a double (maybe triple) chin.

As far as strength, I vaguely remember Homer doing some pretty (impossible) feats of strength. Can't recall for Peter.

Peter is probably the better skilled combatant though.

H-he played for the New England Patriots.

Peter takes Homer in everything. IMO.

Originally posted by Impediment
Peter takes Homer in everything. IMO.

You can't be serious about 2.

Unless you mean winning is the one that scores less.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You can't be serious about 2.

Unless you mean winning is the one that scores less.

My point exactly. The dumber person is the winner, IMO.

Originally posted by Impediment
My point exactly. The dumber person is the winner, IMO.

Then we agree.

Originally posted by Impediment
Peter takes Homer in everything. IMO.

If you don't give valid reasons why you think so, it's not much of a discussion. Imagine if everyone just said "I think *name* wins, imo", not much of a Vs. debate, might as well make every post a poll.

Originally posted by Bardock42
H-he played for the New England Patriots.

That doesn't counter anything Homer has sustained.

I'd (probably) give it to you, if you'd verify Peter surviving a skyscraper fall.

Originally posted by Robtard
That doesn't counter anything Homer has sustained.

I'd (probably) give it to you, if you'd verify Peter surviving a skyscraper fall.

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1006634/3803987

About halfway through.

And I think playing as (top) athlete for the Patriots counts as being in pretty ****ing great shape.

Originally posted by Robtard
If you don't give valid reasons why you think so, it's not much of a discussion. Imagine if everyone just said "I think *name* wins, imo", not much of a Vs. debate, might as well make every post a poll.

I think that Peter trumps Homer in every way, is all I meant to say. Peter, allbeit a moron, is, in my opinion, smarter than Homer.

Originally posted by Impediment
I think that Peter trumps Homer in every way, is all I meant to say. Peter, allbeit a moron, is, in my opinion, smarter than Homer.

In the episode "Petarded", it's said that Peter is clinically retarded; just above creationist in fact.

Originally posted by Robtard
In the episode "Petarded", it's said that Peter is clinically retarded; just above creationist in fact.

True, but Homer has a pencil in his brain.

Originally posted by Bardock42
True, but Homer has a pencil in his brain.

So? Doesn't mean he's retarded, like Peter is.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/FGPetarded.jpg/200px-FGPetarded.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
So? Doesn't mean he's retarded, like Peter is.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/FGPetarded.jpg/200px-FGPetarded.jpg

Haha, yeah, I was being humorous, as I stated earlier, it is obvious to me that Peter is more stupid. Homer is just slow and different.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not sure, didn't Peter fall out of a skyscraper?

He did, but it was when death didn't apply. The Grim Reaper had a twisted ankle at their house and no one could die.

Also Peter became the Grim Reaper in that episode, but it's a feat that Homer had already done.

Also Homer has a crayon in his brain. Pencil just sounds painful!

Homer also survived a fall down Springfield Gorge...twice. Once on a skateboard and once strapped to a stretcher.

Originally posted by Scythe
He did, but it was when death didn't apply. The Grim Reaper had a twisted ankle at their house and no one could die.

Also Peter became the Grim Reaper in that episode, but it's a feat that Homer had already done.

Also Homer has a crayon in his brain. Pencil just sounds painful!

I was referring to the one during the fight with the chicken.

And yeah, I wrote Crayon, but then wasn't sure whether it was the right word.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I was referring to the one during the fight with the chicken.

Oh yeah, but he landed on the chicken if I remember correctly.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh yeah, but he landed on the chicken if I remember correctly. Chicken or not, that's a massive fall. Especially to just shrug of and walk away from.

Hahaha, I know.

DUDES!!!! Peter and the Chicken had an entire multistory building fall down on them! Enough force to collapse a metal Ferris Wheel!

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/495654/2640047

Happens around -2:26 left or 2:56 in...depending on how you have your time setting set.


Shizor. I believe Peter may be more durable than Homer!

He is. Peter's fights with Ernie cement him as a better, stronger, and more durable fighter.

I think homer is slightly below peter in intelligence overall (although each has his smart moments here and there) because of that episode where the kids did all that work to tie up the evil babysitter and homer comes home and lets her go.

that display of his stupidity irked the crap out of me

stamina-wise i say peter is more durable than homer by a landslide. if you remember the episode when he tried to fly a plane, he crash landed and immediately grabbed his knee and started hissing in pain.

he must have one heck of a tolerance if after a plane crash only his knee is hurting


but homer did fall off a cliff and live but i give the fight to peter by a lot because homer overall seemed to require more hospitalization

Originally posted by Man of Christ
I think homer is slightly below peter in intelligence overall (although each has his smart moments here and there) because of that episode where the kids did all that work to tie up the evil babysitter and homer comes home and lets her go.

that display of his stupidity irked the crap out of me

stamina-wise i say peter is more durable than homer by a landslide. if you remember the episode when he tried to fly a plane, he crash landed and immediately grabbed his knee and started hissing in pain.

he must have one heck of a tolerance if after a plane crash only his knee is hurting


but homer did fall off a cliff and live but i give the fight to peter by a lot because homer overall seemed to require more hospitalization

I think it is fair to say that Homer has quite some D'oh moments, on the other hand he never poured hot grease all over his wife.

Someone mentioned Homer taking a cannonball to the gut. Nothing can surely top that.

Originally posted by Placidity
Someone mentioned Homer taking a cannonball to the gut. Nothing can surely top that.

peter survived a plane crash with only a scraped knee

i think that tops a cannon ball because of the force of a plane crash

besides how big was the cannon ball?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Well, Homer can take punches to no end and finish off Peter once he gets tired (which wouldn't take long)

Not quite. Homer was part of a boxing tournament once, and he was almost killed. Troughout the series, Peter has taken a whole lot more beating than Homer, and has also shown greater stamina. If anyone would grow tired, it'd be Homer (Unless it's Homer from the episode where he started exercising)

Originally posted by Man of Christ
peter survived a plane crash with only a scraped knee

i think that tops a cannon ball because of the force of a plane crash

besides how big was the cannon ball?

The size of a normal one. That did injure Homer though, it just wasnt visible on the outside.

I remember the episode where he fought Bart's Big Brother and bent his spine ontop of a fire hydrant. That was a crippling blow. Not to mention his violent fight with Snake on the hood of his speeding car, nice.

Originally posted by Man of Christ
Both appeared in movies as peter was in the stewie griffin movie and homer was in the recent simpsons movie.
Both are incredibly stupid but who of the two is better in a fight? who is smarter? and who has more cleverness?

thier fights are as follows

1) fight
2) IQ contest
3) Joning competition um, neither of these are movie characters. Reporting.

Originally posted by Strangelove
um, neither of these are movie characters. Reporting.

Um, yes they were.

The Simpsons movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462538/

Family Guy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385690/

Family Guy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385690/

hahaha, and Strangelove's anal'ness is pwnt. haermm

The Family Guy movie recieved a limited theater engagement, I know I saw it at my local theater and to my surprise it was alright.

Fine

Originally posted by Strangelove
Fine

I doubt a rolling eyes smiley was needed in this post, I just hope you didn't actually report the guy who started this thread. I don't treat the report button so lightly.

Originally posted by Scythe
The Family Guy movie recieved a limited theater engagement, I know I saw it at my local theater and to my surprise it was alright.

It's basically a very long episode, which is good enough. Simpsons movie is soo far superior though.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's basically a very long episode, which is good enough. Simpsons movie is soo far superior though.

Yeah, shouldn't have been considered a movie, but it was at least entertaining and had some good moments.