How A Average Human Could Defeat Superman?your Method?impossible?

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allen4
how a average human could defeat superman?is possible?
everyonne you and me,one method for this?


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DigiMark007
1 - Kryptonite. Lots of it.

2 - A cheap internet gimmick intended as a joke (see also: above)

Scoobless
Superman has the same basic shape as a human ... therefore an Armbar should beat him quite handily.


smile

Phantom Zone
Originally posted by Scoobless
Superman has the same basic shape as a human ... therefore an Armbar should beat him quite handily.


smile

LOL quit with the armbar joke!

DigiMark007
I really hope that's allen up there in the pic.

golem370
I would sniper the Superman writers lol

Endrict Nuul
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I really hope that's allen up there in the pic.

The one in blue?

allen4
not me in this pic,i want to defeat (not kill him) supes,i search one method........
Happy Dance

Apolloknight
Less dialog.

illadelph12
Give Lois kryptonite laced K-Y Jelly...

Bentley
As in defeat in combat? If not, cheating is the best answer.

Takion
He does get his powers from his fanboys... *Loads Gun*

ElBeyonder
Ask karate kid...

Dark-Jaxx
I would beat him down with my dick.

psycho gundam
^that was wild homo. sick

Placidity
Easy.

Kidnap Louis.

Have 1000 snipers loaded with kryptonite bullets aimed at her.

When Supes comes to the scene, shoot her. He'll use himself as a human shield to save her.

Once he is hurt, move in with all sorts of kryptonite-based weapons.

I imagine other variations to this tactic would also work.

Mindset
Originally posted by Placidity
Easy.

Kidnap Louis.

Have 1000 snipers loaded with kryptonite bullets aimed at her.

When Supes comes to the scene, shoot her. He'll use himself as a human shield to save her.

Once he is hurt, move in with all sorts of kryptonite-based weapons.

I imagine other variations to this tactic would also work.

You don't think Supes is fast enough to get her before the bullets are fired?

Placidity
^ We'll have someone tell him where she is. And as soon as he takes off, the snipers are ordered to fire.

We'll make it that the location of Louis is at the other end of the world to where the information (told where she is) is given to him.

That good enough for ya?

Don't deny a good idea when you see one stick out tongue

llagrok
Superman would hit every bullet with his HV before they hit him.

Placidity
Ok guys, at least allow abit of PIS...


Anyway, the bullets are shot from every direction. And the shots will be timed so that by the time SM reaches Louis, the bullets are already fired and 1m (aka very close to her) from her.

Please don't ask how all this is done. Maybe after 10 years of researching and timing, the scenario could be pulled off.

tkitna
It would be impossible

CaptainStoic
Well if Superman existed in this world, that would mean that Kryptonite existed as well.... so I would if grind up a half pound of K-nite put it in a blender with lots of fruit, drink it, and when the fight began I would pee all over him, and then he would die, and I would win. eek!

Placidity
Nar, get a spider and expose it to kryptonite radiation for awhile, then let it bite you.

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