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Walking along the beach, you find a genie bottle. You rub it and POOF out pops a genie. You expect three wishes, right?

He/She explains it like this, they are your servant for the rest of your life, they will do whatever you say. Your wish is their command.

What is the first trivial thing you wish for? We will all wish for health and happiness, but what would be the first thing, off the top of your head?

Also, what would you have your genie look like?

I'd have mine look like Christian Bale, and first thing I'd tell him to do, would be to eat me out. srug

Originally posted by Selphie
I'd have mine look like Christian Bale, and first thing I'd tell him to do, would be to eat me out. srug Profiled haermm

For life?

I'd wish for a house one 5 acres of land, free of all property taxes and made so I won't have to pay for any utilities.

Genie has to look like Janine

Lamborghini
More comic books
My fiance Jaime joins me in heaven

My genie would look like me, and my first wish would be to have a penis and have sex with her.

My genie would look like Milla Jovovich, and I would tell her to make her tongue six feet long and lick my sac from across the room.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My genie would look like Milla Jovovich, and I would tell her to make her tongue six feet long and lick my sac from across the room.

...That'd look really creepy

Originally posted by Selphie
...That'd look really creepy Yeah it would haermm

I'd wish for an endless amount of money. Nothing more.

The powers of The Flash and Spider-Man.

I'd wish for more wishes, cus i'm smrt like that awehuhp

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I'd wish for more wishes, cus i'm smrt like that awehuhp

The genie is yours for life already.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
The genie is yours for life already.
Fine


My genie would look like whatever i wanted it to look like at that second.


But mainly it would look like the one from Aladdin or else it wouldn't be a genie awehawe

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Walking along the beach, you find a genie bottle. You rub it and POOF out pops a genie. You expect three wishes, right?

He/She explains it like this, they are your servant for the rest of your life, they will do whatever you say. Your wish is their command.

What is the first trivial thing you wish for? We will all wish for health and happiness, but what would be the first thing, off the top of your head?

Also, what would you have your genie look like?
Dude, you were that bored?

One thing I'd like to point out: how can you only have three wishes if the genie is yours for life? What would it do once you used up all three wishes?
Originally posted by FoxMeister
it would look like the one from Aladdin or else it wouldn't be a genie awehawe
Seconded. hmm Or from I Dream Of Jeannie. in_love

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Dude, you were that bored?

One thing I'd like to point out: how can you only have three wishes if the genie is yours for life? What would it do once you used up all three wishes?

Seconded. hmm Or from I Dream Of Jeannie. in_love

You EXPECT 3 wishes, but then it's explained to you that you have the genie for life to do whatever you want. You EXPECTED wrong.

My genie would look like a small grey rat and would remained perched upon my shoulder to maintain the appearance of a pet. When not needed, it would be visible in a form only I could see.

I suppose the only few things I can think of to wish for are a job, a house and land paid for, and the ability to read minds. Telepathy kicks ass...

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Dude, you were that bored?

One thing I'd like to point out: how can you only have three wishes if the genie is yours for life? What would it do once you used up all three wishes?

Seconded. hmm Or from I Dream Of Jeannie. in_love No, the genie is yours for life, they are at your disposal. As many wishes as you desire, and the question is what is your first wish, the most material and trivial thing you can imagine?

Good call on I dream of Jeannie.

I was kidding about Milla, BTW.

My first wish would be to be able to communicate with animals
My second wish would be to be able to turn into an animal at any time i want
My third wish would be to gain ownership of the best brothel in the world

Originally posted by Phucked Up
You EXPECT 3 wishes, but then it's explained to you that you have the genie for life to do whatever you want. You EXPECTED wrong.
Ok.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, the genie is yours for life, they are at your disposal. As many wishes as you desire, and the question is what is your first wish, the most material and trivial thing you can imagine?

Good call on I dream of Jeannie.

I was kidding about Milla, BTW.
Ok. But I wouldn't wish for anything. Because nothing is ever as it seems. Remember: "Be careful what you wish for". And with good reason. There are too many loopholes.

Say, for example, you wished, as Roland did, for an endless amount of money, you might overlook the fact that you'll most likely be killed for your money.

You might wish for superpowers, and overlook the fact that you may not be able to control the enthusiasm you would feel at the endless possibilities they might present; and end up going the wrong way.

Well you know I love that stuff, so of course I would say I Dream Of Jeannie.

And yes, I know you were kidding.

Now that I think about it, the only thing I can ever imagine wishing for is a gigantic library full of all the books I could ever want. But there could be a loophole in that as well. Must think that through. mmm

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Now that I think about it, the only thing I can ever imagine wishing for is a gigantic library full of all the books I could ever want. But there could be a loophole in that as well. Must think that through. mmm

The loophole is that the library came from another library, they track the books down to you and fine you for hundreds of thousand books worth of late fees.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
The loophole is that the library came from another library, they track the books down to you and fine you for hundreds of thousand books worth of late fees.

Then she gets to deal with this guy:

_zePQavforA


haermm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
The loophole is that the library came from another library, they track the books down to you and fine you for hundreds of thousand books worth of late fees.
Nah, I actually meant a personal library like what you see in old English manors and castles and shit. mmm There could still be a loophole. Might be haunted. mhmm

She wouldn't have to look exactly like Jeannie, just a hot-looking belly dancer/harem girl.

My genie would look like myself, and I'd wish for RJ to go away for a very long time...

I'd wish for a super duper body. Like superman's except like wolverine's and gambit's and stuff...like all the powers I could ever want. I would make a clause that would give me absolute control over the powers no matter what. None of this scott summers retard shit...or Morph's emotional problems shit....it'd all be mine and mine to control with no problems.

I'd really like to be like the juggernaut, b*itch. That'd be awesome. Then, I could play football, make millions, avoid charles gettin' in my head, etc.


Originally posted by Scythe
My genie would look like myself, and I'd wish for RJ to go away for a very long time...

Well, if you were like me...a long time would be like, what? five minutes?

Originally posted by dadudemon


Well, if you were like me...a long time would be like, what? five minutes?




A year or two would do. Just so that the burn patient syndrome can be lifted.

Look like Kramer, would turn back to clocks to New Years Eve.

Originally posted by Scythe
My genie would look like myself, and I'd wish for RJ to go away for a very long time... Please address your fan mail to me personally, thank you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Please address your fan mail to me personally, thank you.

I don't get it, why would I address fan mail to ya when I want ya gone? Doesn't make sense man.

Originally posted by Scythe
I don't get it, why would I address fan mail to ya when I want ya gone? Doesn't make sense man. crylaugh You make me laugh. Seriously, no sarcasm, I am totally chuckling right now.

Glad to hear!

I'd have a genie that looked like Donald Trump, and he could empty Trump's bank account for me.

A genie should have green skin like the she-hulk shehulk and it would be necessary to get her well disposed to her master before she granted any wishes!

Suddenly, I know what I'd wish for. furious For a certain someone to get a life.

Are there loopholes in wishing for no loopholes in your wishes?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Are there loopholes in wishing for no loopholes in your wishes?
Quite possibly. You might wish for no loopholes and end up having no wishes at all. mhmm Or something. mmm

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Suddenly, I know what I'd wish for. furious For a certain someone to get a life.

Same here.

mmm

Originally posted by Selphie
Same here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


Oh don't worry, haha, it ain't you

I would have sex with every pornstar in the world.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Suddenly, I know what I'd wish for. furious For a certain someone to get a life. same person? haermm

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Suddenly, I know what I'd wish for. furious For a certain someone to get a life.

Tell me about it, you're preaching to the choir.

Originally posted by Selphie
Oh don't worry, haha, it ain't you I know haermm

I'd wish for the ability to feel what my wife feels and for her to feel what I feel during...

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd wish for the ability to feel what my wife feels and for her to feel what I feel during...

Multiple awesome orgasms for you, and just one for her?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd wish for the ability to feel what my wife feels and for her to feel what I feel during...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Originally posted by dadudemon
You sinner.

I'd first wish that Harley Quinn was real so I could bone her for everday of my life, wish that Heath Ledger was alive, wish for three more wishes, wish that 2Pac was still alive, and some other stuff.

Originally posted by Da Joker
I'd first wish that Harley Quinn was real so I could bone her for everday of my life

Second though I must say she's seems like a one trick pony.

It'd be in my wish that I could bone her whenever I want....

I would wish for the ability to play any instrument there is at virtuoso level.

Originally posted by Da Joker
I'd first wish that Harley Quinn was real so I could bone her for everday of my life, wish that Heath Ledger was alive, wish for three more wishes, wish that 2Pac was still alive, and some other stuff. you have infinite wishes.

Dun Dun Dun

What will happen next?

Originally posted by Da Joker
What will happen next?

Unimited candy and lapdances for us, screw everyone else.

Yes, let Harley control our masssive boners!

And there'll be candy!

Yes, that magically sprouts out of her vagina with the wrapper still on.

Does.....the wrapper still have to be on...?

Nope,,,as long as the vagina is clean.

And it shouldn't be why...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You sinner.

If loving my wife is a sin, I'm guilty as charged.

Originally posted by dadudemon
If loving my wife is a sin, I'm guilty as charged.

Very sweet, faithful thinking man.

Originally posted by Scythe
Very sweet, faithful thinking man.

I try. As some might know...I HATE cheaters.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I try. As some might know...I HATE cheaters. I feel that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I feel that.


HEY!

Stop touching my balls!

Originally posted by dadudemon
I try. As some might know...I HATE cheaters.

Sigh, I know what you mean, on more than one occasion a girl has been with me to cheat on their flames. Never felt the full impact mysself, but I still felt for the other guy.

Originally posted by dadudemon
HEY!

Stop touching my balls! YOU feel that

Originally posted by Scythe
Sigh, I know what you mean, on more than one occasion a girl has been with me to cheat on their flames. Never felt the full impact mysself, but I still felt for the other guy.

You bastard!





*stabs in the clit*

Originally posted by dadudemon
You bastard!





*stabs in the clit*

Why? I had no idea. I broke things off with them the minute I found out, two-timing is very wrong in my book.

Originally posted by Scythe
Why? I had no idea. I broke things off with them the minute I found out, two-timing is very wrong in my book.


LOL...







Yeah, good. I'm glad you did. I found out that this girl, who wanted my nutz, had a boyfriend. I told her that NOT until she's broken up with him officially will we date or even talk on the phone.

She pretended to have done it...I found out...then I kick that b*tch to da curb.

Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL...







Yeah, good. I'm glad you did. I found out that this girl, who wanted my nutz, had a boyfriend. I told her that NOT until she's broken up with him officially will we date or even talk on the phone.

She pretended to have done it...I found out...then I kick that b*tch to da curb.

I know, same here. Happened on two occasions, it was minor puppy love, but I sensed they both hadn't broken up with their old partners. Things go downhill way too fast at times when it comes to love, but no one deserves that shit. Poor guy was still paying her cellphone bill and buying her presents, she'd tell me they were from her parents, and I'm not stupid, so I blew her little plan the first time and kicked her to the curb, and the second time, I just suspected and didn't even pursue anything.

I got cheated on once...didn't end pretty for the other guy...my friend knocked his ass out....

Originally posted by Scythe
I know, same here. Happened on two occasions, it was minor puppy love, but I sensed they both hadn't broken up with their old partners. Things go downhill way too fast at times when it comes to love, but no one deserves that shit. Poor guy was still paying her cellphone bill and buying her presents, she'd tell me they were from her parents, and I'm not stupid, so I blew her little plan the first time and kicked her to the curb, and the second time, I just suspected and didn't even pursue anything.

Good. kickin' dirty cheatin' skanks to da curb, guy or girl, is a okay in my book.

Originally posted by Da Joker
I got cheated on once...didn't end pretty for the other guy...my friend knocked his ass out....

Pics. Or it didn't happen.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Good. kickin' dirty cheatin' skanks to da curb, guy or girl, is a okay in my book.

I agree, such deception should be rewarded with further punishment for their dumbass actions.

Well that is simple, my genie would look like Jeanie from "I dream of Jeanie".

My first wish would be to f*ck her.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I try. As some might know...I HATE cheaters.

Originally posted by Mywi



*high fives*

Originally posted by Da Joker
I got cheated on once...didn't end pretty for the other guy...my friend knocked his ass out.... I have a friend who offered to do that haermm

Cheaters should have got their dirty penises chopped off

Originally posted by Mywi
Cheaters should have got their dirty penises chopped off or their rotting vajajas violated by a barbed wire laced dildo.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or their rotting vajajas violated by a barbed wire laced dildo. lol

Originally posted by Mywi
lol They wouldnt be lol'ing they would be OW OW OW ing.

Originally posted by Mywi
Cheaters should have got their dirty penises chopped off

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or their rotting vajajas violated by a barbed wire laced dildo.



Like two pees* in a pod.



*Yes, I misspelled that on purpose. Think about it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They wouldnt be lol'ing they would be OW OW OW ing. serves them right for disrespecting their partners nahuh

Originally posted by Mywi
serves them right for disrespecting their partners nahuh Yup....may they spew mayonnaise from their peepee holes until the end of time.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yup....may they spew mayonnaise from their peepee holes until the end of time.
thats disgusting!

Originally posted by Mywi
thats disgusting!

yeah right, you know you like it.

Originally posted by Mywi
thats disgusting! May they have yeast infections the size of Montana.

Originally posted by dadudemon
yeah right, you know you like it. sure, I wish I had it for breakfast every day

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
May they have yeast infections the size of Montana.
feast injections

Originally posted by Mywi
sure, I wish I had it for breakfast every day


feast injections that too haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yup....may they spew mayonnaise from their peepee holes until the end of time.


You disgust me....

Originally posted by Scythe
You disgust me.... I love you too heartbeat

Originally posted by Mywi
thats disgusting! Originally posted by Scythe
You disgust me.... HIVEMIND

Hivemind?

Indeed

I'm not understanding the meaning of that word.

Originally posted by Mywi
sure, I wish I had it for breakfast every day

The breakfast of champions...because theiiiiiiiiiirrrrr GREAT!

Originally posted by dadudemon
The breakfast of champions...because theiiiiiiiiiirrrrr GREAT!

I'd also wish that this guy was real so he could terrorize the masses:

http://wallpaperandborders.co.uk/wallpaper-shop/images/categories/SpongeBob-standup.jpg

He'd get pwned by this guy:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/jedibeastie/junk/ds.jpg