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Duel with textbased rap battles in this thread, yo.

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Duel with textbased rap battles in this thread, yo.

Been done before.

I challenge Dr. Seuss!

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Been done before.

Phucked Up, done before or not
Don't really matter, now it's my turn to get ma shot
These threads are rare
So new or not, who ****in' care?
Phucked Up, fill your mouth with your dick
Bite your teeth together, have your tongue lick
And then, you will be able to confirm
I hate your opinion, like chics hates your sperm

Looks forward to yo' answer

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Phucked Up, done before or not
Don't really matter, now it's my turn to get ma shot
These threads are rare
So new or not, who ****in' care?
Phucked Up, fill your mouth with your dick
Bite your teeth together, have your tongue lick
And then, you will be able to confirm
I hate your opinion, like chics hates your sperm

Oh please! You're not as good as you think
Just like Battle Ship, it is you I will sink.
Your rhymes are bad and your humor is lame
Just like a puppy, you are too easy to tame.
Stop trying to be tough there now, Mr. Gangster Boy
You live with your mom and date a guy named Roy.

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Phucked Up, done before or not
Don't really matter, now it's my turn to get ma shot
These threads are rare
So new or not, who ****in' care?
Phucked Up, fill your mouth with your dick
Bite your teeth together, have your tongue lick
And then, you will be able to confirm
I hate your opinion, like chics hates your sperm

New or not, lots of people care. You're thread will be closed and you've been reported for bashing.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
New or not, lots of people care. You're thread will be closed and you've been reported for bashing.

Aww, what's wrong, did yo' ass feel pain?
Don' like ma thread? **** out and don't come back again
If your a *****, my awesome rhymes were in vein
And you report me like a snitch, no sympathi from me
Your a lil' bitchass modsucker, I'm a real G

Originally posted by Toku King
Oh please! You're not as good as you think
Just like Battle Ship, it is you I will sink.
Your rhymes are bad and your humor is lame
Just like a puppy, you are too easy to tame.
Stop trying to be tough there now, Mr. Gangster Boy
You live with your mom and date a guy named Roy.

Own me? Yo, ambitions ain't never been a bad thing
But your the tree and I'm the one making da axe swing
Your the narutotard crying bitchy tears
I'm the bully sexually doing your ear
And trust me, I sperm hard in this process
As I rape through your skull, your brains fortress
Dick-to-brain, I makes illegal contact
Rapes your brain, your body-mind contract

Oh god no... Somebody go get Phat Crabz...

Originally posted by Toku King
Oh please! You're not as good as you think
Just like Battle Ship, it is you I will sink.
Your rhymes are bad and your humor is lame
Just like a puppy, you are too easy to tame.
Stop trying to be tough there now, Mr. Gangster Boy
You live with your mom and date a guy named Roy.

That was great
Not a fake
I give it an eight
Not like that f*g
Who should be beaten on the bag
So should this thread be left to respective fates?
Or should we just start the bates bates BATES!

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Own me? Yo, ambitions ain't never been a bad thing
But your the tree and I'm the one making da axe swing
Your the narutotard crying bitchy tears
I'm the bully sexually doing your ear
And trust me, I sperm hard in this process
As I rape through your skull, your brains fortress
Dick-to-brain, I makes illegal contact
Rapes your brain, your body-mind contract

It's like compare fast to faster
You are the student, I am the master.
Why you wanna rape me so bad, you homo?
Relationships with girls not all a go-go?
Stop trying to seem cool by acting like an ass
There's only one thing you're gaining, and that's mass.

Yo Yo Yo.....Uh!

Originally posted by Toku King
It's like compare fast to faster
You are the student, I am the master.
Why you wanna rape me so bad, you homo?
Relationships with girls not all a go-go?
Stop trying to seem cool by acting like an ass
There's only one thing you're gaining, and that's mass.

Yeah I am, make it factual
Ain't no secret I'm homosexual
I gladly admit that I'm gay, but hey, it's okay
At least I ain't like you who hides your orientation away
And showing homophobe against me is like rock vs. armor glass
'Cause it turns me on, *****, I gladly wanna rape your ass

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Yeah I am, make it factual
Ain't no secret I'm homosexual
I gladly admit that I'm gay, but hey, it's okay
At least I ain't like you who hides your orientation away
And showing homophobe against me is like rock vs. armor glass
'Cause it turns me on, *****, I gladly wanna rape your ass


Oh crap, you're gay
now I'm gonna pay
oh rue the day
cause with my ass, you'll have your way
and without class, In my home I'll stay
In San Francisco bay
YEA!

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Yeah I am, make it factual
Ain't no secret I'm homosexual
I gladly admit that I'm gay, but hey, it's okay
At least I ain't like you who hides your orientation away
And showing homophobe against me is like rock vs. armor glass
'Cause it turns me on, *****, I gladly wanna rape your ass

Oh I'm sorry, are you sippin' tea?
Because you're too lame to mess with me.
"I'm gay, I admit" does have class
But not enough to get you some ass.
Now stop trying to be some 'coolio G'
You're not yet on the level to face me.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh crap, you're gay
now I'm gonna pay
oh rue the day
cause with my ass, you'll have your way
and without class, In my home I'll stay
In San Francisco bay
YEA!


Awesome!

Originally posted by Toku King
Oh I'm sorry, are you sippin' tea?
Because you're too lame to mess with me.
"I'm gay, I admit" does have class
But not enough to get you some ass.
Now stop trying to be some 'coolio G'
You're not yet on the level to face me.

Yo, don't claim I ain't getting no ass
I got more crap on my dick than smoke on a plane crash
And yeah, it's class that I don't stay down
I'm fagget from the heaven all down to da ground
But you'll be more gay than me when I reach yo' town
When I do you doggystyle and you scream like a clown

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"

F*ck this thread...

Originally posted by Scythe
F*ck this thread...

If yo' hate me 'cause I'm gay
Drop yo' balls and go away

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
If yo' hate me 'cause I'm gay
Drop yo' balls and go away

Let me eat your babies

If anything I could say that this thread was rare, but I said "nah forget it, yo holmes close this shit"

Originally posted by Scythe
Let me eat your babies

Don't do it, you'll get scabies.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"

When I read this, I laughed so hard the little veins in my temples popped out.

I could go for some bratwurst and sauerkraut.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Don't do it, you'll get scabies.

I'd think they'd taste like something like with "tenderloin" in it's name.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Don't do it, you'll get scabies.



When I read this, I laughed so hard the little veins in my temples popped out.

I could go for some bratwurst and sauerkraut.

Now I want bratwurst.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Now I want bratwurst.

You would, wouldn't you?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You would, wouldn't you?

Yes.

Slow grilled and then boiled in beer. droolio

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yes.

Slow grilled and then boiled in beer. droolio

LOL, YES!


With sauerkraut?

Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL, YES!


With sauerkraut?

I don't like sauerkraut. I'll substitute it with fries or chips.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I don't like sauerkraut. I'll substitute it with fries or chips.




I HAVE to have sauerkraut.

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
If yo' hate me 'cause I'm gay
Drop yo' balls and go away

Uhh, if you insist. Just this one time.

You remind me of skeezing Eva Longoria,
slaughter ya, get gorier than korea.
See ya, Bedridden and head-bitten,
By a kitten bred with rabies, shittin' out red, left dead sittin.
It's natural for me to flip,
come at ya with a bat and split ya head open,
or catch you with a clip.
The .44 magnum splits, magnanimous, kill you like euronymous then roll off anonymous.
You're on the low baron level, with a piece of shit on your head like Aaron Neville.
A proper amount of f*cked up lines, you can't posibly count, buck up ya spine with a nine, shot to the ground...

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"
Win.

Your mother is a *****
My favorite movie is Lilo and Stitch

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
If yo' hate me 'cause I'm gay
Drop yo' balls and go away

You being gay means shit
That ha nothing to do with it.
It's the fact that you're a dick
And I don't mean the stick.
Now stop trying to be cool
'Cause you ain't old school.

Originally posted by Toku King
I challenge Dr. Seuss!

he would win any match

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
he would win any match

What?

Dude, he evented nouns to make things rhyme!

Originally posted by Toku King
You being gay means shit
That ha nothing to do with it.
It's the fact that you're a dick
And I don't mean the stick.
Now stop trying to be cool
'Cause you ain't old school. Why you tryin to front like a thug?

B!tch ass nigga I'll squash you like a bug.

I'll beat that ass from Siam to France

And tazer your balls so you wet your pants!

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Why you tryin to front like a thug?

B!tch ass nigga I'll squash you like a bug.

I'll beat that ass from Siam to France

And tazer your balls so you wet your pants!



I like this one.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Why you tryin to front like a thug?

B!tch ass nigga I'll squash you like a bug.

I'll beat that ass from Siam to France

And tazer your balls so you wet your pants!

Enough there now Mr. Almighty
Not my fault you wear wighty tighties.
You and Marwan'll do no squishin' today
'Cause one of you's stupid, and the other one's gay!

Toku King seems a bit gay
The green Goblin confirmed it just the other day
A whiner that cries every day
And reports to any random moderator these days

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that the Goblin had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young Goblins on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the Goblins kept steppin
I jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA
It was "Goblin, Goblin" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Green G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that Goblin today

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me Goblin, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my Goblins chill
The fellas out there try to make that dollar
I pulled up in the 6-fo' Impala
greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the Goblin said something to make me mad
It said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid Goblin by his nappy ass weave
He started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe'
And his father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Punk ass trippin in the dead of night
homies score and key is gonna fly, punk ass fly

I dog like a God, I'll prove I can
Give me an assh0le, but a man's
Tohku King and t-l-d-r Tano
I'll do yo like I did ma sister's toy: Yano
I ain't taking no cash, ******
Just give me a man ass, ******
And you'll see me do it reversed to clean
You'll see a homosexual f*cking' machine!

Originally posted by dadudemon
What?

Dude, he evented nouns to make things rhyme!

You fail to understand the power that is Doctor Suess.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Toku King seems a bit gay
The green Goblin confirmed it just the other day
A whiner that cries every day
And reports to any random moderator these days

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that the Goblin had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young Goblins on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the Goblins kept steppin
I jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA
It was "Goblin, Goblin" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Green G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that Goblin today

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me Goblin, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my Goblins chill
The fellas out there try to make that dollar
I pulled up in the 6-fo' Impala
greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the Goblin said something to make me mad
It said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid Goblin by his nappy ass weave
He started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe'
And his father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Punk ass trippin in the dead of night
homies score and key is gonna fly, punk ass fly


You're the pot and I'm the kettle
For that you should not meddle.
You're nothing more than a fool
Constantly trying to be cool.
I won't go beyond a few lines
'Cause you ain't worth my time.
You're much dumber than a rock
And very obviously a sock.
You're a grown man harassing a teen
You're the saddest man I ever had seen.

ha ha.....I got nothin'

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
ha ha.....I got nothin'

How dare you!

Originally posted by Toku King
How dare you!

I'm not fly.....homie.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I'm not fly.....homie.

Word.


Trust me, I'm the whitest redneck on the earth. I'm just good at music timing.

Originally posted by Toku King
Word.


Trust me, I'm the whitest redneck on the earth. I'm just good at music timing.

Well....you should hear me try to talk "gangsta" its pretty amusing. I do it purposely sometimes.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Well....you should hear me try to talk "gangsta" its pretty amusing. I do it purposely sometimes.

One of my friends tries to sound 'ghetto' sometimes, and whenever he does I make fun of them by acting like a wankster.
Some of my friends have that right, but he sure as hell doesn't. British people don't get to say they're from Philly as far as I'm concerned.

Originally posted by Toku King
You're the pot and I'm the kettle
For that you should not meddle.
You're nothing more than a fool
Constantly trying to be cool.
I won't go beyond a few lines
'Cause you ain't worth my time.
You're much dumber than a rock
And very obviously a sock.
You're a grown man harassing a teen
You're the saddest man I ever had seen.

lol nice man

I had a couple of rap battles when I was in high school for jokes. I thought this thread was funny.