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There's a buttload of birthdays.

Nine months ago, ever year, there was a LOT of sex going on.

I wonder how many of these people were accidental sex....like didn't pull out fast enough.

Are there more today than usual?

who cares, mines not till the 30th and that's all you should care about.

Yay for baby booms.

i think theres more birthdays in the summer cause of the school holidays, most of todays birthdays are proably from that nice summer down by the river. awehawe

Originally posted by Phucked Up
There's more summer birthdays because during the winter people have secks for body warmth.

Yes, because that makes sense.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yes, because that makes sense. no less so than what Walshy said.

mine makes more sense, like its typical of slutty girls to go drinking with their mates and get drunk, have, sex, teenage pregnancy etc.

but going by what P^ said, there would be more winter birthdays.

awehuhs

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Umm...

You do know there is a 9 month gestation period after conception before birth, right? die uhuh

I think it's cuz of all the Thanksgiving sex last November, I mean what better way to give thanks than to splunk a hot load into a loved one.

My birthday's coming on the 30th as well.

Hey, Piggle and I have the same birthday.

w00t

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think it's cuz of all the Thanksgiving sex last November, I mean what better way to give thanks than to splunk a hot load into a loved one.

That's why I'm hoping to go see Ken for Thanksgiving awesome

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
My birthday's coming on the 30th as well.

Hey, Piggle and I have the same birthday.

w00t

Mines still better.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Umm...

You do know there is a 9 month gestation period after conception before birth, right?



I could have sworn that I put that in my post.

"9 months ago", there was a lot of sex, annually. Not anally, annually.


And, right, I noticed that there are more babies during the summer than other times of the year.


People seem to have sex for the babies more during the winter. I guess it's because they plan it?

I dunno. Maybe it has something to do with winter. People aren't able to go outside when it balls freezing cold...so they stay in and talk, chit chat, drink some old wine, put on Barry White, then one thing leads to another and then there's deposits being made into the baby bank. (The return on the investment takes nine months, obviously.)









I guess the whole "be nasty during the winter months" doesn't make much sense to me. I like to be nasty at all times of the year, any day, everyday, morning, afternoon, night, middle of the night.

I'm not too keen on it, though, when I have to take a crap or a major piss.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
That's why I'm hoping to go see Ken for Thanksgiving awesome



Mines still better.

I'm gonna stuff your turkey.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Umm...

You do know there is a 9 month gestation period after conception before birth, right?

You do know that 9 months from Winter is Fall

Originally posted by Bardock42
You do know that 9 months from Winter is Fall Depends on when in Winter...9 months from December is August.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Depends on when in Winter...9 months from December is August. W-what are you smoking?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You do know that 9 months from Winter is Fall Originally posted by Strangelove
Depends on when in Winter...9 months from December is August.

Pwnt

Bardock failed so hard just now.

Originally posted by Bardock42
W-what are you smoking? some hardcore facts?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Pwnt Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Bardock failed so hard just now. Originally posted by Strangelove
some hardcore facts?

Are you guys crazy. September is 9 months after December. God, I wish I could see your faces once that final finger you count by reveals it.

December: Month 12 of the Gregorian calendar.

August: Month 8

September: Month 9.

First day of winter is December is December 20th, but colloquially it begins much earlier.

First day of fall is September 20th.

A late November-early-to-mid December conception would generally be an August birth.

December-January-Februrary-March-April-May-June-July-August.

Count 'em. 9.

Originally posted by Strangelove
December: Month 12 of the Gregorian calendar.

August: Month 8

September: Month 9.

First day of winter is December is December 20th, but colloquially it begins much earlier.

First day of fall is September 20th.

A late November-early-to-mid December conception would generally be an August birth.

Changing the point. Which month, comes 9 months after December?

After? September.

But 9 months from, say, December 15th (during, not after), is August 15th.

Originally posted by Strangelove
After? September.

But 9 months from, say, December 15th (during, not after), is August 15th.

Once again, pwnt.

sex

Originally posted by Mairuzu
sex

Originally posted by Strangelove
thead?

Originally posted by Strangelove
After? September.

But 9 months from, say, December 15th (during, not after), is August 15th.

Actually no, that would be September 15th.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Once again, pwnt.
You might want to be quiet now, friend.

yessir

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually no, that would be September 15th. See, it all comes down to whether you count December in the mix or not. I do. You apparently don't.

Those 16 days between December 15th and December 31st do count, you know.

You don't count december as 1...

it should start as 0



its like saying december 15 to december 15 is one month

Originally posted by Strangelove
See, it all comes down to whether you count December in the mix or not. I do. You apparently don't.

Those 16 days between December 15th and December 31st do count, you know. Not really. I suppose if you count the first months as two you got a point. But babies tend to not do that, and just come 9 months after the day they were conceived.

Regardless.. its till cold in november as well.. at least where i live

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Regardless.. its till cold in november as well.. at least where i live

Yeah, it's usually cold from October to like March where I live. Just saying. 9 months after winter is ALWAYS fall/autumn.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, it's usually cold from October to like March where I live. Just saying. 9 months after winter is ALWAYS fall/autumn. From actual winter, yes

Originally posted by Mairuzu
From actual winter, yes

Glad we agree. If Hiker, Phucked and Strangelove now could just agree, I won't have to go more pre-school measures.

And the crowd goes... silent

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not really. I suppose if you count the first months as two you got a point. But babies tend to not do that, and just come 9 months after the day they were conceived. hmm

Okay, you're right.Originally posted by Mairuzu
Regardless.. its till cold in november as well.. at least where i live Hence where I said that colloquially speaking, winter begins much before December 20th. So a November baby would be born in August, and still be a "winter" conception.

So Bardock and I are 1-1 in my mind. Boo yah.

Originally posted by Strangelove
hmm

Okay, you're right. Hence where I said that colloquially speaking, winter begins much before December 20th. So a November baby would be born in August, and still be a winter conception.

So Bardock and I are 1-1 in my mind. Boo yah. I'd say.. bardock 1 you 1/2

Originally posted by Strangelove
hmm

Okay, you're right. Hence where I said that colloquially speaking, winter begins much before December 20th. So a November baby would be born in August, and still be a "winter" conception.

So Bardock and I are 1-1 in my mind. Boo yah.

Whatever makes you sleep at night, man.

Yay for August birthdays!

Mine's coming up soon, gimme a cake 131

The cake is a lie.

Originally posted by Selphie
Yay for August birthdays!

Mine's coming up soon, gimme a cake 131

Mine is June, maybe that Ken guy was right after all.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Glad we agree. If Hiker, Phucked and Strangelove now could just agree, I won't have to go more pre-school measures. Okay, I agree. But still, you fail anyway just because.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, I agree. But still, you fail anyway just because. Goes without saying.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Mine is June, maybe that Ken guy was right after all.

When did your parents make whoopie?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Goes without saying. That's hot.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
When did your parents make whoopie?

Dunno, September 28th or something?

Parents did it on march 3rd, i was born a few weeks early >_>

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dunno, September 28th or something?

Yes, son, that was when we did it. euro

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yes, son, that was when we did it. euro

God damn you Hiker! You ****in' *******! Everything's a ****in' travesty with you, man!

Originally posted by Bardock42
God damn you Hiker! You ****in' *******! Everything's a ****in' travesty with you, man! My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

A-and you have nothing better to do than to **** my mother?

Originally posted by Bardock42
A-and you have nothing better to do than to **** my mother?

I never thought of it that way. I didn't mean it like that. Damn, dude. Now I'm the bad guy.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'd say.. bardock 1 you 1/2 that's fair