Are you retarded?

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addikted420
So, I was at a party last night, and this one kid (who I ****ing hate) showed up for some reason, and told everyone that he was prepared tonight and he pulled out this thing that looked like a square condom, except that it was huge. so one of my friends asked, what the **** is that? And he told us that its a screen that you put over your face when you're going down on a girl to protect from std's....my thoughts are: if you're about to go down a girl, LOOK AT THE ****ING PUSSY!!!! NO GUY JUST GOES IN THERE WITH HIS ****ING EYES CLOSED!!!! IF IT DOESNT LOOK NORMAL, THEN GET THE **** OUT OF THERE!!! mad

Phucked Up
Originally posted by addikted420
So, I was at a party last night, and this one kid (who I ****ing hate) showed up for some reason, and told everyone that he was prepared tonight and he pulled out this thing that looked like a square condom, except that it was huge. so one of my friends asked, what the **** is that? And he told us that its a screen that you put over your face when you're going down on a girl to protect from std's....my thoughts are: if you're about to go down a girl, LOOK AT THE ****ING PUSSY!!!! NO GUY JUST GOES IN THERE WITH HIS ****ING EYES CLOSED!!!! IF IT DOESNT LOOK NORMAL, THEN GET THE **** OUT OF THERE!!! mad

Even a regular looking pussy can have STD's of some sort, guess that makes you the retard.

ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by addikted420
So, I was at a party last night, and this one kid (who I ****ing hate) showed up for some reason, and told everyone that he was prepared tonight and he pulled out this thing that looked like a square condom, except that it was huge. so one of my friends asked, what the **** is that? And he told us that its a screen that you put over your face when you're going down on a girl to protect from std's....my thoughts are: if you're about to go down a girl, LOOK AT THE ****ING PUSSY!!!! NO GUY JUST GOES IN THERE WITH HIS ****ING EYES CLOSED!!!! IF IT DOESNT LOOK NORMAL, THEN GET THE **** OUT OF THERE!!! mad


what a dick,




pussies don't necessarily look different if the chick has an STD,




pick up a book no expression


or better yet, go have some sex with some STD ridden vaginas smile

addikted420
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Even a regular looking pussy can have STD's of some sort, guess that makes you the retard.
Why do you have to be the *******? I've ****ed a good number of women, and gone down on even more, and I haven't yet had a problem with std's

Phucked Up
Originally posted by addikted420
Why do you have to be the *******? I've ****ed a good number of women, and gone down on even more, and I haven't yet had a problem with std's

I wasn't saying that all women who have a clean looking whistle have STD's, am I? I'm saying that it's possible for a woman to be dirty down there and still look clean. You've been lucky for now.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Even a regular looking pussy can have STD's of some sort, guess that makes you the retard. or maybe a virgin?

addikted420
Originally posted by Phucked Up
I wasn't saying that all women who have a clean looking whistle have STD's, am I? I'm saying that it's possible for a woman to be dirty down there and still look clean. You've been lucky for now.
Well, then I appreciate your words of caution

Scythe
I got an ETD from this thread...

ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by Scythe
I got an ETD from this thread...


lulzacles.

Rogue Jedi
Eddie Torres haermm

Scythe
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lulzacles.

I try...

BlackSunshine
Oh lord roll eyes (sarcastic)

BruceSkywalker
lolz

Rogue Jedi
Cheech and Chong FTW.

Mairuzu
Herpies!

Rogue Jedi
DAMN.....wait, never mind.

Toku King
Originally posted by addikted420
Why do you have to be the *******? I've ****ed a good number of women, and gone down on even more, and I haven't yet had a problem with std's

It looks like someone needs a nap.

Rogue Jedi
Time out? haermm

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Even a regular looking pussy can have STD's of some sort, guess that makes you the retard.
Biggest KMC pwn I've seen in a long time.

Nivvy
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or maybe a virgin?

laughing out loud

ScarletSpeed
Fallopian Tubes FTW

occultdestroyer
Retardation is in the eye of the beholder

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Nivvy
laughing out loud Whachoo laughin at? haermm

gefallen_engel
laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
Here YOU go haermm

Heat_Vision
All these good lookin women showing up in the std thread maybe there's a trick to getting e-pussy... Oh, I should give out viruses to my e-girlfriends. That will get me efin e-lucky! Or maybe I'm just an e-tard... shit

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