Are you retarded?

Started by addikted4202 pages

Are you retarded?

So, I was at a party last night, and this one kid (who I ****ing hate) showed up for some reason, and told everyone that he was prepared tonight and he pulled out this thing that looked like a square condom, except that it was huge. so one of my friends asked, what the **** is that? And he told us that its a screen that you put over your face when you're going down on a girl to protect from std's....my thoughts are: if you're about to go down a girl, LOOK AT THE ****ING PUSSY!!!! NO GUY JUST GOES IN THERE WITH HIS ****ING EYES CLOSED!!!! IF IT DOESNT LOOK NORMAL, THEN GET THE **** OUT OF THERE!!! 😠

Originally posted by addikted420
So, I was at a party last night, and this one kid (who I ****ing hate) showed up for some reason, and told everyone that he was prepared tonight and he pulled out this thing that looked like a square condom, except that it was huge. so one of my friends asked, what the **** is that? And he told us that its a screen that you put over your face when you're going down on a girl to protect from std's....my thoughts are: if you're about to go down a girl, LOOK AT THE ****ING PUSSY!!!! NO GUY JUST GOES IN THERE WITH HIS ****ING EYES CLOSED!!!! IF IT DOESNT LOOK NORMAL, THEN GET THE **** OUT OF THERE!!! 😠

Even a regular looking pussy can have STD's of some sort, guess that makes you the retard.

Originally posted by addikted420
So, I was at a party last night, and this one kid (who I ****ing hate) showed up for some reason, and told everyone that he was prepared tonight and he pulled out this thing that looked like a square condom, except that it was huge. so one of my friends asked, what the **** is that? And he told us that its a screen that you put over your face when you're going down on a girl to protect from std's....my thoughts are: if you're about to go down a girl, LOOK AT THE ****ING PUSSY!!!! NO GUY JUST GOES IN THERE WITH HIS ****ING EYES CLOSED!!!! IF IT DOESNT LOOK NORMAL, THEN GET THE **** OUT OF THERE!!! 😠

what a dick,

pussies don't necessarily look different if the chick has an STD,

pick up a book 😐

or better yet, go have some sex with some STD ridden vaginas 🙂

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Even a regular looking pussy can have STD's of some sort, guess that makes you the retard.

Why do you have to be the *******? I've ****ed a good number of women, and gone down on even more, and I haven't yet had a problem with std's

Originally posted by addikted420
Why do you have to be the *******? I've ****ed a good number of women, and gone down on even more, and I haven't yet had a problem with std's

I wasn't saying that all women who have a clean looking whistle have STD's, am I? I'm saying that it's possible for a woman to be dirty down there and still look clean. You've been lucky for now.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Even a regular looking pussy can have STD's of some sort, guess that makes you the retard.
or maybe a virgin?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I wasn't saying that all women who have a clean looking whistle have STD's, am I? I'm saying that it's possible for a woman to be dirty down there and still look clean. You've been lucky for now.

Well, then I appreciate your words of caution

I got an ETD from this thread...

Originally posted by Scythe
I got an ETD from this thread...

lulzacles.

Eddie Torres haermm

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lulzacles.

I try...

Oh lord 🙄

lolz

Cheech and Chong FTW.

Herpies!

DAMN.....wait, never mind.

Originally posted by addikted420
Why do you have to be the *******? I've ****ed a good number of women, and gone down on even more, and I haven't yet had a problem with std's

It looks like someone needs a nap.

Time out? haermm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Even a regular looking pussy can have STD's of some sort, guess that makes you the retard.

Biggest KMC pwn I've seen in a long time.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or maybe a virgin?

😂