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Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Doctor Hackenbush(granted I only play one on teh internetz) of KMC forums aka Quanchi, coming to you with a remarkable discovery! Now I'll bet you're sitting there saying to yourself, "Now just waita minute heir! There must be some kinda catch, and I don't feel like cracking my wallet and or purse out!" There's no trick to it! It's just a stupid trick. All that's involved is setting up a little thread on here, and upon asking a lucky female or male specimen out, you say, "hey, I'm a very important person, I practically run the internet." Then, being the creative devil that you are! You send them to KMC, where we all know the drill, and we suck up to you, in a non sexual manner! It's just that simple, Now if you'd just send 7 payments of 29.95 to Dr. Hackenbush, at [email protected], this once of a life time opportunity to end loneliness could be yours!

hey, I'm a very important person, I practically run the internet. I don't need no dating service. Not for an important person like me.

This is ghey.

Brucey, close this thread.

So I send money to your email account....MAKES SENSE~!

Originally posted by Mindset
So I send money to your email account....MAKES SENSE~! I'm uploading pictures of my nutsack as we speak.

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Doctor Hackenbush(granted I only play one on teh internetz) of KMC forums aka Quanchi, coming to you with a remarkable discovery! Now I'll bet you're sitting there saying to yourself, "Now just waita minute heir! There must be some kinda catch, and I don't feel like cracking my wallet and or purse out!" There's no trick to it! It's just a stupid trick. All that's involved is setting up a little thread on here, and upon asking a lucky female or male specimen out, you say, "hey, I'm a very important person, I practically run the internet." Then, being the creative devil that you are! You send them to KMC, where we all know the drill, and we suck up to you, in a non sexual manner! It's just that simple, Now if you'd just send 7 payments of 29.95 to Dr. Hackenbush, at [email protected], this once of a life time opportunity to end loneliness could be yours! You still create threads that get you into trouble.

I mean seriously, are you this bored? Isnt the offtopic thread enough for you?

Originally posted by quanchi112
You still create threads that get you into trouble.

I mean seriously, are you this bored? Isnt the offtopic thread enough for you?


You're alive? Why? This news saddens me But on the upside, email me money for dating stuff!!!!!111!

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
You're alive? Why? This news saddens me But on the upside, email me money for dating stuff!!!!!111! I have a gf but thanks for thinking of me while projecting your love woes onto me.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I have a gf but thanks for thinking of me while projecting your love woes onto me.

I obviously need a little more quanchi in my life.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You still create threads that get you into trouble.

I mean seriously, are you this bored? Isnt the offtopic thread enough for you? You still argue 24/7 in comic debates. You can't laugh.

Originally posted by Boy Blue
You still argue 24/7 in comic debates. You can't laugh.


He's not programmed to.

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
He's not programmed to. Laughing is for less serious people.

Quanchi's an internet hero.

No fun is to be had while you're breaking noobs left and right.

Originally posted by Boy Blue
You still argue 24/7 in comic debates. You can't laugh. I laugh when I find something funny.

If I send you the 7 payments of $29.95, I want one Hour Alone With Storm (Mod) pass. At the very least.

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
I obviously need a little more quanchi in my life. Ill pm you tips in how to pick up girls and then you can pass these info on as your own.

Pm me. K.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I laugh when I find something funny.
Such as feeling a noob crumble in your e-grip. MWAHAHAHA?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Ill pm you tips in how to pick up girls and then you can pass these info on as your own.

Pm me. K.

But. You're not like all the other girls. cryoh

Originally posted by Boy Blue
Laughing is for less serious people.

Quanchi's an internet hero.

No fun is to be had while you're breaking noobs left and right. I dont break noobs. its a herochat thing.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I dont break noobs. its a herochat thing.


That can't compute with you. You're an Internet Hero, You are programmed to break noobs!

Originally posted by quanchi112
I dont break noobs. its a herochat thing. Aren't you Herochat?

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
That can't compute with you. You're an Internet Hero, You are programmed to break noobs! Alas Im an internet villain,
The villain.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Aren't you Herochat?

Quan>herochat.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Alas Im an internet villain,
The villain. But villains are menacing

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Aren't you Herochat? There IS an uncanny resemblance.

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
But villains are menacing Some find me menacing.

Ask trick who he has nightmares about.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Some find me menacing.

Ask trick who he has nightmares about.

So You terrorize people that aren't in their right mind? That's more of a jerk than anything else

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
So You terrorize people that aren't in their right mind? That's more of a jerk than anything else Villains are usually jerks. They go hand in hand.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I'm uploading pictures of my nutsack as we speak.
Let me be squirrel Girl awecreep

Originally posted by quanchi112
I have a gf but thanks for thinking of me while projecting your love woes onto me.
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This thread is an oxymoron.

Originally posted by Scoobless
This thread is an oxymoron.
Your an Oxymoron

And why hasn't Dr Hackenbush been banned yet???

Originally posted by Endrict Nuul
And why hasn't Dr Hackenbush been banned yet??? Because you touch yourself at night.

Originally posted by Boy Blue
Because you touch yourself at night.

And you watch