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I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

Most of that information was useless.

So now what?

Tell her to start learning how to make a prison shank

did you just want to tell us that you fooled round with your girlfriend?

And i like how you add to add the whole "fooling around" bit

What on earth is this fella going on about?

Why did the friend go to the old woman's house? Why would she think it was your girlfriend?

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

That doesn't make sense.

Don't get it...why the phone call?

Are you gay?

Originally posted by Toku King
That doesn't make sense.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
And i like how you add to add the whole "fooling around" bit

Yeah, what does 'fooling around' have to do with anything?

How are you a felon, dude? Unless your girlfriend's underage, and I'm not implying that she is, I see nothing you've done wrong. Or your girlfriend, for that matter. The friend, however, could probably go to jail if the mess wasn't straightened up...

I say you both deserve to go to prison for 2 hours of fooling around and no sex

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I say you both deserve to go to prison for 2 hours of fooling around and no sex

I agree!

That's stupid, you're stupid.

To be honest, you can't be a felon because nothing actually happened

Originally posted by FoxMeister
To be honest, you can't be a felon because nothing actually happened y u post srs replai to dum-dum thr3d?? ha-son

Originally posted by Mairuzu
y u post srs replai to dum-dum thr3d?? ha-son
belch Ahm sorreh.

dum-dum doawn enuf 4 tis thred???

Originally posted by FoxMeister
belch Ahm sorreh.

dum-dum doawn enuf 4 tis thred??? sur yea sur

kk

Fox. Majors. Earned it.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

Now, this old woman, did SHE have any condoms? Because I have to tell you, that would make the story much more interesting. Otherwise, this is clearly CLEARLY one of the shittiest threads I've read in 4 plus years here, and I've made some pretty shitty ones myself.

Why the fook did your girlfriend's dumb ass friend call you from an old lady's house in her neighbourhood? Did she break in?

Now that I read that more, that is one of the stupidest stories I've ever heard.

What's wrong with you?

They didn't even do the dirty! ha-son

It makes it even more pointless to add ha-sonz

Originally posted by Moosey
Now, this old woman, did SHE have any condoms? Because I have to tell you, that would make the story much more interesting. Otherwise, this is clearly CLEARLY one of the shittiest threads I've read in 4 plus years here, and I've made some pretty shitty ones myself.

Why the fook did your girlfriend's dumb ass friend call you from an old lady's house in her neighbourhood? Did she break in?

Now that I read that more, that is one of the stupidest stories I've ever heard.

What's wrong with you? But you've not been here for 4 years, not until September.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
They didn't even do the dirty! ha-son

I know. What a turdy story.

I still don't get while this retarded friend pulled a B&E to make a phone call from some geriatric's house, and why the old buzzard wouldn't let them talk, and why the two non fornicators denied knowing the friend.

That was stupid.

I'm suing this asshat for the 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back now.


Originally posted by Phucked Up
But you've not been here for 4 years, not until September.

****ing ARGUING SEMANTICS bit'ch.

It feels longer.

I'm so confused.

Pornos have better stories than this one

Originally posted by Captain REX
I'm so confused.

Welcome the club.

Originally posted by Moosey
It feels longer.


That's what she said.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's what she said.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's what she said.

Office and that.

Originally posted by Captain REX
I'm so confused.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Office and that.


Correct, n'stuff. Now watch me play the steel drums. "hot hot hot!"

Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.


CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house


I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

Your girlfriend cried because I made out with her and she likes it more than when she makes out with you.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.


CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house


I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

Of course you're not, you idiot.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.


CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house


I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

Why would the she call the cops on your girlfriend? Shit doesn't make sense, yo. Why would Ashley go to the old woman's house in the first place?

It's quite clearly either a load of rubbish. Or for some reason he thinks it's impressive that he nearly had sex with a 15 year old at his friend's house.

Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that? That just makes it awkward as **** for them.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
It's quite clearly either a load of rubbish. Or for some reason he thinks it's impressive that he nearly had sex with a 15 year old at his friend's house.

Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that? That just makes it awkward as **** for them.

I've never heard the saying "awkward as t*ts". That's a new one on me.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.


CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house


I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.


lol, get over yourself you mongtard


paranoid much?

or just wanting to tell us the story ?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lol, get over yourself you mongtard


paranoid much?

or just wanting to tell us the story ?

AHEM!


That has NOTHING to do with polishing a certain knob, now does it?

Originally posted by dadudemon
AHEM!


That has NOTHING to do with polishing a certain knob, now does it?


lol, you can polish my knob anyday,baby flirt

Girl #1 sneaks out and rides with me
Girl #2 sneaks out and gets Old Woman to call me
I deny knowing Girl #2 because I thought Old Woman asking if I knew Girl #2 was her aunt looking for her.
I take Girl #1 home
Girl #1 calls me and tells me Old Woman called the cops on Girl #1

Originally posted by dadudemon
I've never heard the saying "awkward as t*ts". That's a new one on me.

Does ''t*ts'' have four letters?

Nah, it I wrote "Awkward as f*ck".

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Girl #1 sneaks out and rides with me
Girl #2 sneaks out and gets Old Woman to call me
I deny knowing Girl #2 because I thought Old Woman asking if I knew Girl #2 was her aunt looking for her.
I take Girl #1 home
Girl #1 calls me and tells me Old Woman called the cops on Girl #1

Either roll with punches and tell the police the truth, or get a girlfriend your own age and you wouldn't have to put up with this immature shit...probably.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I've never heard the saying "awkward as t*ts". That's a new one on me.


chill might find t!ts to be quite the akward bodypart,




srug

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.

Why would she, though?

What a stupid exaggeration.

Originally posted by Toku King
Why would she, though?

Because his girlfriend's a child.

Originally posted by Toku King
Why would she, though?


exactly




his story was a little cryptic, like why the **** was she in a random old ladies house and phoning them ?

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Girl #1 sneaks out and rides with me
Girl #2 sneaks out and gets Old Woman to call me
I deny knowing Girl #2 because I thought Old Woman asking if I knew Girl #2 was her aunt looking for her.
I take Girl #1 home
Girl #1 calls me and tells me Old Woman called the cops on Girl #1

That still makes no sense.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Girl #1 sneaks out and rides with me
Girl #2 sneaks out and gets Old Woman to call me
I deny knowing Girl #2 because I thought Old Woman asking if I knew Girl #2 was her aunt looking for her.
I take Girl #1 home
Girl #1 calls me and tells me Old Woman called the cops on Girl #1


rides with you ?

you raging pedophile, you.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that?

That's my question as well.

Originally posted by Moosey

I still don't get while this retarded friend pulled a B&E to make a phone call from some geriatric's house, and why the old buzzard wouldn't let them talk, and why the two non fornicators denied knowing the friend.

That was stupid.

I'm suing this asshat for the 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back now.



She snuck out of her house and walked to the old lady's house to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane.


The old lady called the cops on my girlfriend because she knew she was away from her house with a guy, I guess.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.


CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house


I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.



lol, where do you live anyway?


judging by your lack of morals and story telling ability, I would guess you were from the village of the damned or some sort of hills that have eyes...

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
She snuck out of her house and walked to the old lady's house to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane.


The old lady called the cops on my girlfriend because she knew she was away from her house with a guy, I guess.

Bollocks.

The first thing that told me that this whole story is bullshit is the fact that an avid starwars fan almost got laid. Total bullshit.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Bollocks.


lol, you're just jealous cause you don't get to live so dangerously


jItz-uNjoZA

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that? That just makes it awkward as **** for them.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lol, where do you live anyway?


judging by your lack of morals and story telling ability, I would guess you were from the village of the damned or some sort of hills that have eyes...

My parents were home, and I live 15 miles from her house, while she lives 3 miles from Shane.

Originally posted by Blinky
The first thing that told me that this whole story is bullshit is the fact that an avid starwars fan almost got laid. Total bullshit.


yeah, she was 15 though, so that means it def is true...

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
My parents were home, and I live 15 miles from her house, while she lives 3 miles from Shane. Why do you worry? Has the claims even been made by her mom yet or are you just assuming?

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
My parents were home, and I live 15 miles from her house, while she lives 3 miles from Shane.

I bet Shane thinks you're a great friend, using him for his bed.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
My parents were home, and I live 15 miles from her house, while she lives 3 miles from Shane.


lol, when I asked where you lived, I wanted to know WHERE it was, not how far away it is from your toddler,


...

...


so where do you live?


or where does she live ?

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.


CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house
Your friend named his house shane?

I think I can solve this one with no evidence. The actual story is that it was not his girlfriend, but Shane's sister, who's 3-5 years old, the thread starter viciously raped Shane's cowering sister and fled the house.

For the purposes of remaining somewhat legal and darn cool, the thread starter has changed the story to include the act being consenting, acting like he'd care about a condom, a token old lady and a friend who likes to visit old ladies.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lol, you're just jealous cause you don't get to live so dangerously


jItz-uNjoZA

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
It's quite clearly either a load of rubbish. Or for some reason he thinks it's impressive that he nearly had sex with a 15 year old at his friend's house.

Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that? That just makes it awkward as **** for them. 14* :P

rppwith71FY&feature=related

Originally posted by Toku King
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!



it's Ganner Rhysode's themesong

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.


CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house


I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

1. You pedo

2. Why would you pick up your girlfriend without buying condoms first, pedo

3. who the hell is ashley? why was she ad shanes house, why did she sneak out, why was she at some old lady's house, why are you a pedo

4. pedo

vy6FImenPuI

A 17 year old going out with a 14 year old.....

uyNHmskN-vo&feature=related

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
uyNHmskN-vo&feature=related

lole

Originally posted by Toku King
That doesn't make sense.

He's sleeping with a 14 year old, who cares....


oh wait no he isn't 131

Originally posted by Mairuzu

3. who the hell is ashley? why was she ad shanes house, why did she sneak out, why was she at some old lady's house, why are you a pedo




she is a friend who left to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane, who is a person, not a house. she was already out of her house and couldn't call me from there. she was at her house, she left, knocked on someone else's door, and called me.
I answered the phone and was asked if I knew Ashley. I told her no, because I thought the person talking to me was Ashley's aunt, thinking I had already picked her up.

Originally posted by Blinky
The first thing that told me that this whole story is bullshit is the fact that an avid starwars fan almost got laid. Total bullshit.

Ganner Rhysode is a pretty boy Jedi.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
she is a friend who left to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane, who is a person, not a house. she was already out of her house and couldn't call me from there. she was at her house, she left, knocked on someone else's door, and called me.
I answered the phone and was asked if I knew Ashley. I told her no, because I thought the person talking to me was Ashley's aunt, thinking I had already picked her up.

Either you're really bad at telling a story, this is bullshit (like my prediction of rape, torture, murder etc) or you are an absolute retard. They're all pretty bad, be ashamed.

He does suck at explaining things

i give up... bye

seriously what the hell are you going on about?

I read the first three lines then fell asleep.

You fall asleep after three pumps, chump.

P.S. My uncle said she's not paying for that.

But she said she loved me.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But she said she loved me.....

Uncle. Did you think "she" just had a big clit and a penchant for sodomy? You poor fool.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I say you both deserve to go to prison for 2 hours of fooling around and no sex

That's pure gold

What the **** happened here?

god knows fox.

Rob is sweet talking me.

This thread sucks
You wrote the exact story three times and i still don't get why the cops were called and why you'd be a felon.
In other news... I need to pour petrol later so i can pick up my girlfriend then fool around with her but not in my friend's bed, maybe just a quiet corner somewhere where there's a chance to get caught but not likely.
what ever happens I doubt I'll see or hear from a cop.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
she is a friend who left to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane, who is a person, not a house. she was already out of her house and couldn't call me from there. she was at her house, she left, knocked on someone else's door, and called me.
I answered the phone and was asked if I knew Ashley. I told her no, because I thought the person talking to me was Ashley's aunt, thinking I had already picked her up.



you're still here ?

chirp chirp chirp.....

Find a new girlfriend. I bet he'll be big and black, lol.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

Are you saying your girlfriend is under age?

I was originally gonna re-write this story but even I got confused


And shame on you for not having a condom so you couldn't sleep with a 15 year girl in one of your friend's house because you live with your parents and couldn't do it there.

I do it at my apartment.

Just turned 18 and renting out a small 2 room thing.

Originally posted by Vathu
I do it at my apartment.

Just turned 18 and renting out a small 2 room thing.

Woah! You're so cool!

barker

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
she is a friend who left to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane, who is a person, not a house. she was already out of her house and couldn't call me from there. she was at her house, she left, knocked on someone else's door, and called me.
I answered the phone and was asked if I knew Ashley. I told her no, because I thought the person talking to me was Ashley's aunt, thinking I had already picked her up.

I can't make ANY sense out of that. So many verbs in one single sentence lol.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend.....

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Woah! You're so cool!

I KNOW, MAN!

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
She hit puberty at least 2 year ago She hit puberty 1 year ago She hit puberty 1 year ago She hit puberty 1 year ago She hit puberty 1 year ago....

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

Just so you're not alone out there, I have something for you.

If you don't use it, I'll be upset. I made it myself you know.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/Vathu/1219680711921.jpg

hohohoho, it's funny cause if he were to use the condom, it would make no difference cause it would have holes in it,


that was a good one

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed



hohohoho, it's funny cause if he were to use the condom, it would make no difference cause it would have holes in it,


that was a good one You are also one of those people that think a joke gets funnier when it is explained? Awesome.

damn I bought it haermm


Someone kick me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are also one of those people that think a joke gets funnier when it is explained? Awesome.

I was doing the foreign guy from peters work in Family Guy

That reminds me of that guy from Family Guy

"ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUUUUE, HAHAHAHA."

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I was doing the foreign guy from peters work in Family Guy Don't work without 'em accent.

Originally posted by Vathu
That reminds me of that guy from Family Guy

"ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUUUUE, HAHAHAHA."

glad someone got it


Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't work without 'em accent.


what, you couldn't hear my accent? strange