KISSING: Does it count as 'sex'?....no dictionaries! :)

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agphoenix
I dunno!

If it is, then I've had a lot of sex. pile


If it isn't, then OMFG! wallbash

FoxMeister
Depends what you're kissing no expression

Kelly_Bean
no expression


What has this world come to...?

Peach
Of course not. Why would it? That's simply ridiculous...

FoxMeister
This sentence would be socially acceptable if kissing counted as sex:

I first had sex when i was 5 no expression

Neo Darkhalen
What a stupid question no expression

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by agphoenix
I dunno!

If it is, then I've had a lot of sex. pile


If it isn't, then OMFG! wallbash No it ****ing isn't.

ScarletSpeed
it's not sex, what a stupid thread no expression

agphoenix
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Depends what you're kissing no expression

hysterical

You're actually onto something though!

Bardock42
Well, I looked into the dictionary and...no. No it doesn't.

Rogue Jedi
Its sex if bodily fluids are exchanged.

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Its sex if bodily fluids are exchanged.
Saliva?

agphoenix
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Depends what you're kissing no expression

smile

Ok, not the original question, I know. But this is all making me think:

I had sex this morning=I had intercourse this morning.

That's all it ever means? 'Coz I'd like to say I did this morning but...

Neo Darkhalen
What are you talking about? no expression

agphoenix
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Its sex if bodily fluids are exchanged.
Wanna spit in her mouth while she spits in yours?

sick



sex and kissing

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
No it ****ing isn't.
I LOVE your signature!!!!!!!!!

agphoenix
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I LOVE your signature!!!!!!!!!

S#!t, I love yours!

FoxMeister
Originally posted by agphoenix
smile

Ok, not the original question, I know. But this is all making me think:

I had sex this morning=I had intercourse this morning.

That's all it ever means? 'Coz I'd like to say I did this morning but...
Intercourse is different to sex

Sexual Intercourse is sex

Intercourse could mean conversation or any form of contact stoned

ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by agphoenix
Wanna spit in her mouth while she spits in yours?

sick



sex and kissing


that stuff offends Neo, you should think twice before making a thread that is so offensive to the Asexual race,


the repercussions could be dyer awecreep

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by agphoenix
S#!t, I love yours!
I like "Closer" by NiN.

I've....nevermind we won't go there.

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
that stuff offends Neo, you should think twice before making a thread that is so offensive to the Asexual race,


the repercussions could be dyer awecreep *dire stoned
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I LOVE your signature!!!!!!!!! Haha thanks, I tried to make it stand out more than other Joker sigs used countless people here

Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
that stuff offends Neo, you should think twice before making a thread that is so offensive to the Asexual race,


the repercussions could be dyer awecreep

What the f**k? stick out tongue

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
*dire stoned
Haha thanks, I tried to make it stand out more than other Joker sigs used countless people here

Indeed it is a great sig.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Saliva? roll eyes (sarcastic)

agphoenix
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I like "Closer" by NiN.

I've....nevermind we won't go there.
me too... wink Good times!




Hey FoxMeister So sex is 'ONLY' sexual intercourse?

Hey ScarletSpeed hysterical

Hey The Grey Fox Sig IS bad-a$$. Easy to make one?

Hey Rogue Jedi Like your Sig even more. thumbsup

FoxMeister
Originally posted by agphoenix
Hey FoxMeister So sex is 'ONLY' sexual intercourse?
Yes confused

To clarify; Sex is 'ONLY' sex

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
*dire stoned
Haha thanks, I tried to make it stand out more than other Joker sigs used countless people here
You're welcome.
I guess that's why it's so appealing to me too, because it's different from the other Joker signatures. I want one myself but if I attempted to create one or get SGFX to create one then I'd probably end up asking for something just like what everyone else has so I just don't have one. cry

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You're welcome.
I guess that's why it's so appealing to me too, because it's different from the other Joker signatures. I want one myself but if I attempted to create one or get SGFX to create one then I'd probably end up asking for something just like what everyone else has so I just don't have one. cry I know what you mean, I almost did the same thing before someone pointed out that it was getting too generic. I guess once the whole Dark Knight hype dies down it'd be easier for you to get a Joker sig, since there'll be less of them around.
Originally posted by agphoenix
me too... wink Good times!




Hey FoxMeister So sex is 'ONLY' sexual intercourse?

Hey ScarletSpeed hysterical

Hey The Grey Fox Sig IS bad-a$$. Easy to make one?

Hey Rogue Jedi Like your Sig even more. thumbsup No, it took me the best of a morning and afternoon.


Oh, and mine is the better of me and RJ's sigs. Just to... clear that up.

agphoenix
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Yes confused

To clarify; Sex is 'ONLY' sex

So wait...'coz you made a good remark earlier. I dunno if you were being funny or not.

Fake scenario:
Let's say this morning I was 'KISSING' my partner's lower posterior, for some time. Then she happens to 'KISS' my lower anterior, for more time. We end up pleased. droolio


So did we have sex?





Hey The Grey Fox: ...nice. I do stuff with Photoshop and can go at it for hours but I don't know how to make a sig, especially one like Kelly_Bean's, which makes me wanna...

Neo Darkhalen
Photoshop's easy to use.

FoxMeister
faint I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Photoshop's easy to use.
Not for me. hanuts

Röland
WARGHARBBL!

FoxMeister

Röland
haermm

Mywi
Originally posted by agphoenix
Wanna spit in her mouth while she spits in yours?

sick




Thats actually pretty damn hot


uh,, and im sorry but kissing doesnt count as sex petpet

Jericho Zerř
Kissing is not sex, and whomever went so far as to tell you it was... should be shot. Right in the testicular area.

Toku King
Originally posted by agphoenix
I dunno!

If it is, then I've had a lot of sex. pile


If it isn't, then OMFG! wallbash

No, not sex.
Well, now we have our sacrificial virgin.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
What a stupid question no expression


I agree

agphoenix
Originally posted by Mywi
Thats actually pretty damn hot
wink I know...although I don't like referring to it as 'spitting'.



I dunno. That's just the thread. I honestly don't have much of an opinion either way...but I did want to know yours! And now I do! AWESOME simile!


...testicular area... laughing And no-one actually TOLD me that. It was a drunk conversation at a fraternity, like 10 years ago and someone brought up FoxMeister's point, and so my ensuing FAKE SCENARIO And I didn't know what to say....I got to 1st base dude...2nd base dude...3rd...I got some dude...etc.

So did I have sex? 'Coz we got some conflicting opinions.

Hey BruceSkywalker...sorry man! Wish I could please you! I'm happy and a little buzzed so...I'm sorry it's boring for you. Merde!

Fiancee was nice enough to engage in anterior kissing this morning wink, and it reminded me of this conversation. So I'm just a-throwing it out here! A-thaz-right!

Phucked Up
Originally posted by agphoenix
I dunno!

If it is, then I've had a lot of sex. pile


If it isn't, then OMFG! wallbash

I bet you used to eat paint chips. mmm

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by agphoenix
wink I know...although I don't like referring to it as 'spitting'.



I dunno. That's just the thread. I honestly don't have much of an opinion either way...but I did want to know yours! And now I do! AWESOME simile!


...testicular area... laughing And no-one actually TOLD me that. It was a drunk conversation at a fraternity, like 10 years ago and someone brought up FoxMeister's point, and so my ensuing FAKE SCENARIO And I didn't know what to say....I got to 1st base dude...2nd base dude...3rd...I got some dude...etc.

So did I have sex? 'Coz we got some conflicting opinions.

Hey BruceSkywalker...sorry man! Wish I could please you! I'm happy and a little buzzed so...I'm sorry it's boring for you. Merde!

Fiancee was nice enough to engage in anterior kissing this morning wink, and it reminded me of this conversation. So I'm just a-throwing it out here! A-thaz-right!


No worries,

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by agphoenix
me too... wink Good times!




Hey FoxMeister So sex is 'ONLY' sexual intercourse?

Hey ScarletSpeed hysterical

Hey The Grey Fox Sig IS bad-a$$. Easy to make one?

Hey Rogue Jedi Like your Sig even more. thumbsup thank ya big grin

agphoenix
Originally posted by Phucked Up
I bet you used to eat paint chips. mmm

No. No I didn't. Mummy never made me eat them damnit. fear

Bardock42
Originally posted by agphoenix
So wait...'coz you made a good remark earlier. I dunno if you were being funny or not.

Fake scenario:
Let's say this morning I was 'KISSING' my partner's lower posterior, for some time. Then she happens to 'KISS' my lower anterior, for more time. We end up pleased. droolio


So did we have sex?





Hey The Grey Fox: ...nice. I do stuff with Photoshop and can go at it for hours but I don't know how to make a sig, especially one like Kelly_Bean's, which makes me wanna... Oral Sex and Convential Kissing are different things.

Aster Phoenix
If it does then I am a whore. embarrasment

chillmeistergen
Obviously not.

Mairuzu
Originally posted by agphoenix
I dunno!

If it is, then I've had a lot of sex. pile


If it isn't, then OMFG! wallbash In that case... me and my mother had sex a lot when i was a baby no expression



my father as well

agphoenix
Originally posted by Mairuzu
In that case... me and my mother had sex a lot when i was a baby no expression
my father as well
hystericalI KNEW you were one of them. I KNEW it!


Hey Bardock42 You're right, they are different. I'm pretty sure I know what you mean by conventional kissing but I was ONLY kissing her lower back...not oral.

Hey Aster Phoenix It's ok. At least now you've accepted it!

Kalima
Sex happens when Penis meets Vagina. Or Dildo meets Vagina or tongue meets vagina or Penis meets butthole or penis meets mouth

but i prefer penis meets vagina.

chillmeistergen
Dildo meets vagina? No, that's not sex.

Kalima
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Dildo meets vagina? No, that's not sex.
well i was thinking lesbianism when 2 girls tear each other appart with double headed dildo. when 2 girls share both ends of dildo.

agphoenix
Originally posted by Kalima
well i was thinking lesbianism when 2 girls tear each other appart with double headed dildo. when 2 girls share both ends of dildo.

drool

I'm beginning to like you Kalima!

Although why is that sex?...and there's no kissing involved. Ohhh, but there could be...

#edit# just looked at your profile Kalima. Don't know if you're male/female. Could change the train of thought here.

ragesRemorse
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Depends what you're kissing no expression



laughing out loud

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