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I don't think I've had a more gut wrenching expierience then just now...

I'm just glad she is alright and feeling ok

If you would...please pray for her continuing health.

I won't pray as that would be very hypocritical of me, but you are both in my thoughts.

What happened?

I'd rather not get into it ok...lets just say that some guy who is obsessed with her did something to her that caused her to pass out and caused her heart to stop.

sorry to hear,


but you don't have to keep making threads to let us know you have a girlfriend


that's the second one , eh ?

the first in which you were going to jail for kidnapping and attempted rape or somethin ?




you have had quite the eventful week.

I'll say.

So I gather some scum f*ck drugged her. Where I come from, people get their knee caps broken for that, thats just as a warning, and I'm not even kidding.

prolly a date rape cocktail. Hope she gets better, dude.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I don't think I've had a more gut wrenching expierience then just now...

I'm just glad she is alright and feeling ok

If you would...please pray for her continuing health. Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I'd rather not get into it ok...lets just say that some guy who is obsessed with her did something to her that caused her to pass out and caused her heart to stop. So she couldn't take 12 inch after all?




I'm sorry, hope she's alright.

And of course, XYZ enters and adds unnecessary levity to such a topic.



I hope she is fine? How is she at the moment dude?

Man that's horrible. Hope your ok

I call BS.

Somebody says he made another thread about his girlfriend that had something to do with rape? And now she's unconscious and almost died in this one?


Yet he doesn't want to talk about it but he makes a f**king thread about it ANYWAY?

Riight. *rolls eyes*

I don't mean to come off as bad as I may of done, but somethings up here, and I'm not talking about the ceiling.

I'm glad someone else said it, really.

I have to agree

yeah that's kinda what I was getting at in my post, then everyone started believing it, so I was like, uhhhh "oops"


it also says as his status "jedi knight"

and it also says for location "jedi academy"



now that is absoulute bullshit, he would never get in.

That's like someone making a thread like

"SOMETHING REALLY AWESOME HAPPENED TODAY..."

Then the post being "But i don't wanna tell you"

yeah, totally,



so why mention it and ask us to pray, if we don't know what is is ?


attention seeking prick, second thread about his underage girlfriend mhmm

Originally posted by JacopeX
And of course, XYZ enters and adds unnecessary levity to such a topic.



I hope she is fine? How is she at the moment dude? Yeah, I'm quite the meanie.

You keep making these threads about your 15 year old girlfriend, you felon.....why?

It's odd though, if something happened that badly to my girlfriend, I know for SURE that the first thing I'd do would be to go to a message board as broadcast it. It's natural.

*cracks Ganner with 2X4*

Originally posted by Moosey
You keep making these threads about your 15 year old girlfriend, you felon.....why?

It's odd though, if something happened that badly to my girlfriend, I know for SURE that the first thing I'd do would be to go to a message board as broadcast it. It's natural. And what's the deal with the praying for her? doesn't he know praying doesn't work?

Originally posted by Moosey
You keep making these threads about your 15 year old girlfriend, you felon.....why?

It's odd though, if something happened that badly to my girlfriend, I know for SURE that the first thing I'd do would be to go to a message board as broadcast it. It's natural.



too right

If something did happen then i am sorry but seriously, deep down inside every single one of us, we do not give a crap about you and your 15 year old, ****, victim awehuhs

Originally posted by FoxMeister
If something did happen then i am sorry but seriously, deep down inside every single one of us, we do not give a crap about you and your 15 year old, ****, victim awehuhs

Originally posted by lord xyz
And what's the deal with the praying for her? doesn't he know praying doesn't work?

That part, meh, whatever. If he believes in God or whatever, bully for him....but, the rest of it.....

Is it still underage rape if she's dead? lookaround

Ganner Rhysode is an *******

Originally posted by Outbound
Is it still underage rape if she's dead? lookaround
dodgy I don't think she's dead

Originally posted by Outbound
Is it still underage rape if she's dead? lookaround

Tough question.

If she's dead, technically, she can't say no.... hmm

Originally posted by Outbound
Is it still underage rape if she's dead? lookaround



underage negrophelia, but is it negrophelia if the body is still warm ? mhmm



so if the body is still warm, then it should be perfectly legal



LOOPHOLE

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
underage negrophelia, but is it negrophelia if the body is still warm ? mhmm
drylaugh I spat my drink out

**** your god.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
underage negrophelia, but is it negrophelia if the body is still warm ? mhmm



so if the body is still warm, then it should be perfectly legal



LOOPHOLE

Is Negrophelia the fear of black people?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
drylaugh I spat my drink out





I am profiling this page

Originally posted by Moosey
Is Negrophelia the fear of black people?


no, but it should be

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed



I am profiling this page
Ditto, including this sentence

Originally posted by FoxMeister
dodgy I don't think she's dead

Not talking about her, just....doing a little research...lookaround

Originally posted by Moosey
Tough question.

If she's dead, technically, she can't say no.... hmm

So....I cant get arrested Ganner cant get in trouble right? lookaround

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
underage negrophelia, but is it negrophelia if the body is still warm ? mhmm



so if the body is still warm, then it should be perfectly legal



LOOPHOLE

But still underage, therefore illegal mmm

Originally posted by Moosey
Is Negrophelia the fear of black people? Sex with black people.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
underage negrophelia, but is it negrophelia if the body is still warm ? mhmm



so if the body is still warm, then it should be perfectly legal



LOOPHOLE Yes, otherwise people would be sticking dead bodies in the oven for a few minutes then say "not necrophilia"

Originally posted by FoxMeister
If something did happen then i am sorry but seriously, deep down inside every single one of us, we do not give a crap about you and your 15 year old, ****, victim awehuhs Originally posted by Outbound
Is it still underage rape if she's dead? lookaround Originally posted by Moosey
Tough question.

If she's dead, technically, she can't say no.... hmm Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
underage negrophelia, but is it negrophelia if the body is still warm ? mhmm



so if the body is still warm, then it should be perfectly legal



LOOPHOLE Originally posted by Moosey
Is Negrophelia the fear of black people? Originally posted by FoxMeister
dodgy I don't think she's dead Originally posted by FoxMeister
drylaugh I spat my drink out Originally posted by ScarletSpeed



I am profiling this page Originally posted by FoxMeister
Ditto, including this sentence

Originally posted by Outbound
Is it still underage rape if she's dead? lookaround Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
underage negrophelia, but is it negrophelia if the body is still warm ? mhmm



so if the body is still warm, then it should be perfectly legal



LOOPHOLE Originally posted by FoxMeister
drylaugh I spat my drink out Originally posted by Ax3l
**** your god. Originally posted by Moosey
Is Negrophelia the fear of black people? Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
no, but it should be
Originally posted by Outbound
Not talking about her, just....doing a little research...lookaround



So....I cant get arrested Ganner cant get in trouble right? lookaround



But still underage, therefore illegal mmm

Originally posted by Outbound



So....I cant get arrested Ganner cant get in trouble right? lookaround





Right. So you can go ahead and make your roofie cocktails like usual and then rape dead people I guess he's in the clear.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Yes, otherwise people would be sticking dead bodies in the oven for a few minutes then say "not necrophilia"


Hmmmm...hmm


brb, I need to do something completely unrelated with my oven.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Sex with black people.



Hmm...I thought that was interacial jungle love. No?

Originally posted by Outbound
Not talking about her, just....doing a little research...lookaround
Of course... it's not like you have a freezer full of 15 year old's in your basement, waiting to microwave them into a legal state of intercoursial relations dodgy

Originally posted by Moosey
Right. So you can go ahead and make your roofie cocktails like usual and then rape dead people I guess he's in the clear.

Good to hear, there are some sick people out there nahuh

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Of course... it's not like you have a freezer full of 15 year old's in your basement, waiting to microwave them into a legal state of intercoursial relations dodgy

Thats why Im voting against cryogenics, 20 years later, they're still 15. I mean, what gives amirite? haermm

Originally posted by Outbound
Thats why Im voting against cryogenics, 20 years later, they're still 15. I mean, what gives amirite? haermm
haermm If i could vote, i would do whatever you did

Originally posted by Outbound
Good to hear, there are some sick people out there nahuh

Yep. Out there. leftright

So...how's, um....Australia?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
haermm If i could vote, i would do whatever you did


Ew man, thats sick....I mean....yeah, of course lookaround

Originally posted by Outbound
Ew man, thats sick....I mean....yeah, of course lookaround
Yeah, yeah...... yeah

Ganner's created an army of Perverts!

this is the best thread since Randi left and P23 got permabanned (thanks to us)

Ganner's gonna be so pissed off when he sees this.

He'll be all like: "MAH GIRL IS IN A SERIOUS MENTAL STATE CUZ THIS DUDE TOTALLY DRUGGED HER INTO THINKIN SHE WUZ A SATCHEL AND SHE TURNED UP IN A BARN IN VIRGINIA WITH A PICTURE OF KERMIT THE FROG ON HER PUSSEH ha-son"

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
this is the best thread since Randi left and P23 got permabanned (thanks to us)




P23 got perman banned?

cry

That's....that's.....so awesome......

Originally posted by Moosey
Yep. Out there. leftright

So...how's, um....Australia?

Gotta watch those perverts, I hear they browse sites like this looking for ideas and tips leftright

Cold disgust I know, 'Cold Australia', sounds like an oxymoron right? Bastard weather.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Ganner's gonna be so pissed off when he sees this.

He'll be all like: "MAH GIRL IS IN A SERIOUS MENTAL STATE CUZ THIS DUDE TOTALLY DRUGGED HER INTO THINKIN SHE WUZ A SATCHEL AND SHE TURNED UP IN A BARN IN VIRGINIA WITH A PICTURE OF KERMIT THE FROG ON HER PUSSEH ha-son"

Originally posted by Outbound
Gotta watch those perverts, I hear they browse sites like this looking for ideas and tips leftright

Cold disgust I know, 'Cold Australia', sounds like an oxymoron right? Bastard weather.


Stop reading my thoughts!!!

Ah, right, opposite seasons and all that stuff. Coz it's bloody hot here today.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Ganner's gonna be so pissed off when he sees this.

He'll be all like: "MAH GIRL IS IN A SERIOUS MENTAL STATE CUZ THIS DUDE TOTALLY DRUGGED HER INTO THINKIN SHE WUZ A SATCHEL AND SHE TURNED UP IN A BARN IN VIRGINIA WITH A PICTURE OF KERMIT THE FROG ON HER PUSSEH ha-son"

crylaugh

Originally posted by Moosey
Stop reading my thoughts!!!

Ah, right, opposite seasons and all that stuff. Coz it's bloody hot here today.

leftright


Cold Australia, Hot Canada, has the world gone mad?crazy

Originally posted by Moosey
P23 got perman banned?

cry

That's....that's.....so awesome......


yeah, lets just say about 10 members went onto his account at the same time and basically raped the OTF

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah, lets just say about 10 members went onto his account at the same time and basically raped the OTF
None of which where any one in this vicinity i must add aweking

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah, lets just say about 10 members went onto his account at the same time and basically raped the OTF

No wonder he's so traumatised.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
None of which where any one in this vicinity i must add aweking





sure, ofcourse not


Originally posted by The Heap
No wonder he's so traumatised.



he was just a wigga, so go figga, he's just a white boy who wants to be a nig....ahhh!!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed



sure, ofcourse not






he was just a wigga, so go figga, he's just a white boy who wants to be a nig....ahhh!!
WESTSIDE AMIRITE?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
WESTSIDE AMIRITE?



WESTSIDE


dude, that was so expected from him

I know.

His sig when he got banned was bangin by the way.


Really suited him

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah, lets just say about 10 members went onto his account at the same time and basically raped the OTF

Now, were the people who raped the OTF at this time using the same thing that the originator of this threads girlfriend was afflicted with? Because that would be the best irony EVER.

Edit: PENIS

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I know.

His sig when he got banned was bangin by the way.


Really suited him


I made it


Originally posted by Moosey
Now, were the people who raped the OTF at this time using the same thing that the originator of this threads girlfriend was afflicted with? Because that would be the best irony EVER.


god knows,

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I made it
Don't you think i knew that

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Don't you think i knew that


ohh,

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
raped

Originally posted by Moosey
raped

I SWEAR I KNOW NOTHING OFFICER!....err...I mean....what rape?dodgy

Originally posted by Outbound
I SWEAR I KNOW NOTHING OFFICER!....err...I mean....what rape?dodgy






vintage outbound, it's cute when he think he's being caught for rape

Did the old lady call the cops on you again?

Oh, this liar's back again, is he?

si

Sigh...

If this is true, I wonder what exactly was done to her.

Originally posted by lord xyz
So she couldn't take 12 inch after all?




I'm sorry, hope she's alright.


Why don't you show compassion for people you desensitized prick!

You want a story? Fine *****es

This guy who is complete obsessed with her and taking her away from me went to her house, and asked her to marry her and put a ring on her finger, and then was shoo'ed out of the house. But after he left she started to feel woosy and her body started to hurt. She pulled that ring that he gave her off...AND THERE WAS A NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF THE INSIDE OF THE RING!

She passed out and heart rate started to drop. Her family was trying to to wake her until the paramedics came and they took over with the CPR. After a few minutes her body went cold and they lost her heartbeat. She was dead for a minute...but they revived her and now she is resting.

My girlfriend was attacked! DO YOU GET THAT NOW YOU MOTHER ****ERS!? She was knocked out by that guy and I hate to think what he might have done if he wasn't kicked out of that house.

THERE! GOD! You spend way too much time on KMC if you don't have any sense of compassion for a plight like that!

That sounds quite farfetched. If it's true, I feel for you, but it's not the kind of story that's inherently believable.

what was on the needle?

I'm sure she would have noticed a needle on the INSIDE of a ring that was put on her unless it was awefully loose.

And how the hell did he get in her house and manage to do this.

faint I cannot believe some peoples stupidity

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Why don't you show compassion for people you desensitized prick!

You want a story? Fine *****es

This guy who is complete obsessed with her and taking her away from me went to her house, and asked her to marry her and put a ring on her finger, and then was shoo'ed out of the house. But after he left she started to feel woosy and her body started to hurt. She pulled that ring that he gave her off...AND THERE WAS A NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF THE INSIDE OF THE RING!

She passed out and heart rate started to drop. Her family was trying to to wake her until the paramedics came and they took over with the CPR. After a few minutes her body went cold and they lost her heartbeat. She was dead for a minute...but they revived her and now she is resting.

My girlfriend was attacked! DO YOU GET THAT NOW YOU MOTHER ****ERS!? She was knocked out by that guy and I hate to think what he might have done if he wasn't kicked out of that house.

THERE! GOD! You spend way too much time on KMC if you don't have any sense of compassion for a plight like that!


aw yeah sure thing mate, people often make poisonous ring weapons in order for a girl to marry them


**** off ya steamin pile of sheeps placenta.



oh, and profiled btw.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what was on the needle?

some kind of knock out date rape drug

But I'm guessing that it isn't meant to be injected into the bloodstream cause it stopped her heart

So how exactly did the ring slip onto her finger, with a needle sticking out and her not notice until he left?

she better atleast be hot with all this fuss being made over her.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
some kind of knock out date rape drug

But I'm guessing that it isn't meant to be injected into the bloodstream cause it stopped her heart whats your girlfriends name?

what's her number, address and cup size ?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
So how exactly did the ring slip onto her finger, with a needle sticking out and her not notice until he left?

He just put the ring on she didn't let him! And she started feeling woosy and light-headed right away and i guess forgot to take it off or something because we pulled it off right before she passed out!!

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
He just put the ring on she didn't let him! And she started feeling woosy and light-headed right away and i guess forgot to take it off or something because we pulled it off right before she passed out!! Originally posted by FoxMeister
I'm sure she would have noticed a needle on the INSIDE of a ring that was put on her unless it was awefully loose.

And how the hell did he get in her house and manage to do this.aweking

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Why don't you show compassion for people you desensitized prick!

You want a story? Fine *****es

This guy who is complete obsessed with her and taking her away from me went to her house, and asked her to marry her and put a ring on her finger, and then was shoo'ed out of the house. But after he left she started to feel woosy and her body started to hurt. She pulled that ring that he gave her off...AND THERE WAS A NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF THE INSIDE OF THE RING!

She passed out and heart rate started to drop. Her family was trying to to wake her until the paramedics came and they took over with the CPR. After a few minutes her body went cold and they lost her heartbeat. She was dead for a minute...but they revived her and now she is resting.

My girlfriend was attacked! DO YOU GET THAT NOW YOU MOTHER ****ERS!? She was knocked out by that guy and I hate to think what he might have done if he wasn't kicked out of that house.

THERE! GOD! You spend way too much time on KMC if you don't have any sense of compassion for a plight like that!

Oh, I know where I've heard this story before!!!

www.bullshit.com

Originally posted by Moosey
Oh, I know where I've heard this story before!!!

www.bullshit.com
drylaugh

Originally posted by FoxMeister
drylaugh

Bloody hell, that's a real website!

I know. I might sign up just to take the piss hmm

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
He just put the ring on she didn't let him! And she started feeling woosy and light-headed right away and i guess forgot to take it off or something because we pulled it off right before she passed out!!

how convenient that you would take the ring off her



**** off

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
how convenient that you would take the ring off her



**** off

And he changed his story. First he says she shooed him out of the house and then she passed out, then he says she immediately started feeling woozy.

And you don't usually report near-deaths of loved ones to a bunch of strangers.

If this story is true, then I'm sorry for you. But I just don't think it is.

Sorry anyways, Mr. Rhysode.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
And he changed his story. First he says she shooed him out of the house and then she passed out, then he says she immediately started feeling woozy.

And you don't usually report near-deaths of loved ones to a bunch of strangers.

If this story is true, then I'm sorry for you. But I just don't think it is.

Sorry anyways, Mr. Rhysode.

I just feel sorry for him in general

Originally posted by Moosey
Oh, I know where I've heard this story before!!!

www.bullshit.com

Dude i've never even posted there before why would i have posted this there?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
how convenient that you would take the ring off her



**** off

why would we leave it on?

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
And he changed his story. First he says she shooed him out of the house and then she passed out, then he says she immediately started feeling woozy.

And you don't usually report near-deaths of loved ones to a bunch of strangers.

If this story is true, then I'm sorry for you. But I just don't think it is.

Sorry anyways, Mr. Rhysode.

um. no. she started feeling woosy, her parents shooed him out of the house, and then she passed out. feeling woosy does nto mean she instantly passed out!

i hope you're a sock because i find it hard to believe that anyone can be this retarded without doing it on purpose.

Just face it Ganner. This story, just like the other one, has more holes than all the cheese in France

Hot thread.

I really don't get what you guys don't believe

Like seriously. what don't you guys get? what's so unbelieveable???

How does someone not notice a NEEDLE stabbing them? If that were true, she'd've noticed it long before the ring was actually all the way on her finger...

Yeah, I don't believe that.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I really don't get what you guys don't believe

Like seriously. what don't you guys get? what's so unbelieveable???

1. You changed your story.

2. You don't usually report a loved one's near-death to a bunch of strangers.

3. You're not that shaken about it.

4. Scientifically, the needle would have broken off when the ring was slipped onto her finger. It couldn't have stayed intact, then stabbed her.

its alright man, i believe you, i just hope your girlfriend dies anyway. petpet

Originally posted by Kosta
So I gather some scum f*ck drugged her. Where I come from, people get their knee caps broken for that, thats just as a warning, and I'm not even kidding.

why i never knew that Skokie, Illinois was such an exciting place..

If it did happen why aren't you caring for her rather than getting angry at a bunch of internet strangers for not believing you?

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I really don't get what you guys don't believe

Like seriously. what don't you guys get? what's so unbelieveable???
Getting a ring on a finger whilst a needle with date rape drug is on the inside

Your girlfriend forgot to take off the ring even though there is a needle sticking into her finger

You waiting 5 pages to make up the story after saying "You don't want to talk about it"

The guy getting into her house and getting her finger and putting a ring on it and it being convenient that the 15 year old answered the door instead of the parents (Not a massive thing but hey, you asked)

You sir, must have a bewilderingly silly life awehuh

So.... is this the end of this thread?

If so, please don't make another one.

Because to be honest, they suck just a lil bit

Originally posted by FoxMeister
So.... is this the end of this thread?

If so, please don't make another one.

Because to be honest, they suck just a lil bit this is the thread of the day. the king says so. aweking

aweking Yes... yes i do

aweking

I am king now.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
aweking

I am king now.
aweking Now is just a formality created by people neither in the future nor the past


I am still king

Originally posted by FoxMeister
aweking Now is just a formality created by people neither in the future nor the past


I am still king

I am powerful enough to overthrow your kingdom.

aweking

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
I am powerful enough to overthrow your kingdom.

aweking
My kingdom is your protector. If you wish to proceed without my protection, please kill Walshy aweking

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Why don't you show compassion for people you desensitized prick!

You want a story? Fine *****es

This guy who is complete obsessed with her and taking her away from me went to her house, and asked her to marry her and put a ring on her finger, and then was shoo'ed out of the house. But after he left she started to feel woosy and her body started to hurt. She pulled that ring that he gave her off...AND THERE WAS A NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF THE INSIDE OF THE RING!

What the f*ck? How big is this ring?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
My kingdom is your protector. If you wish to proceed without my protection, please kill Walshy aweking

I need no protection. I know the martial arts. HI-YAH!

aweking

*Kicks Walshy away*

No hard feelings, Mr. Walshy.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
What the f*ck? How big is this ring?

It's a big lie, if that's what you mean.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
I need no protection. I know the martial arts. HI-YAH!

aweking

*Kicks Walshy away*

No hard feelings, Mr. Walshy.
Well know you have no protection i can do this

awekinggun3 *Shoots* *Hits* *Kills*
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
What the f*ck? How big is this ring?
I know right?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Well know you have no protection i can do this

awekinggun3 *Shoots* *Hits* *Kills*

*Dodges bullet*

Originally posted by FoxMeister
awekinggun3 *Shoots* *Hits* *Kills*

*Dodges bullets again and again*

You can't do this forever, Mr. Meister. But I can.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
*Dodges bullet* hes the one! msn-oh

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
*Dodges bullets again and again*

You can't do this forever, Mr. Meister. But I can.
aweking Are you gonna make me one of them?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Getting a ring on a finger whilst a needle with date rape drug is on the inside

Your girlfriend forgot to take off the ring even though there is a needle sticking into her finger

You waiting 5 pages to make up the story after saying "You don't want to talk about it"

The guy getting into her house and getting her finger and putting a ring on it and it being convenient that the 15 year old answered the door instead of the parents (Not a massive thing but hey, you asked)

You sir, must have a bewilderingly silly life awehuh

crylaugh

Originally posted by FoxMeister
aweking Are you gonna make me one of them?

One of what, Mr. Meister?

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
One of what, Mr. Meister?
An Agent.


You have seen The Matrix Revolutions right?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
An Agent.


You have seen The Matrix Revolutions right?

Of course. But Agents can't do what Smith did in Reloaded and Revolutions, he wasn't an Agent at the time.

However, I can possess you/overwrite you.

*Possesses*

lol, this thread is made of fail/lulz


it's made of fulz

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Getting a ring on a finger whilst a needle with date rape drug is on the inside

Your girlfriend forgot to take off the ring even though there is a needle sticking into her finger

You waiting 5 pages to make up the story after saying "You don't want to talk about it"

The guy getting into her house and getting her finger and putting a ring on it and it being convenient that the 15 year old answered the door instead of the parents (Not a massive thing but hey, you asked)

You sir, must have a bewilderingly silly life awehuh "bewilderingly silly" is what made this post hilarious

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
Of course. But Agents can't do what Smith did in Reloaded and Revolutions, he wasn't an Agent at the time.

However, I can possess you/overwrite you.

*Possesses*
You can only Possess the blue pills.

I have been set free aweking

*Flies inside of body: The Matrix's Neo to Agent Smith near the end of the film*

You die now

*Blows Agent White up*

Originally posted by FoxMeister
You can only Possess the blue pills.

I have been set free aweking

*Flies inside of body: The Matrix's Neo to Agent Smith near the end of the film*

You die now

*Blows Agent White up*

Too bad, I can dodge it. And if I didn't want to, then I could make you a copy of myself.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
It's a big lie, if that's what you mean.

Obviously, I believe I did post a similar accusation earlier in this thread and his other fantasy one.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
Too bad, I can dodge it. And if I didn't want to, then I could make you a copy of myself.
You said you were just an Agent, not what Smith can do in Reloaded/Revolutions awehawe

You're just making shit up now

Originally posted by FoxMeister
You said you were just an Agent, not what Smith can do in Reloaded/Revolutions awehawe

You're just making shit up now

All I said was that if I didn't want to dodge it (which normal Agents can), I could be Smith #2, because being blown up the way Neo did to Smith made Smith what he was in Reloaded/Revolutions. But I'm not. So too bad.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
All I said was that if I didn't want to dodge it (which normal Agents can), I could be Smith #2, because being blown up the way Neo did to Smith made Smith what he was in Reloaded/Revolutions. But I'm not. So too bad.
Do what you do then

Make a copy of me and unbalance the equation that the matrix is built on and kill yourself during this

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Do what you do then

Make a copy of me and unbalance the equation that the matrix is built on and kill yourself during this

The Architect seemed to lie about that part, Mr. Meister.

But like I said, I dodged your jump-in-and-blow-up attack. I'm still an immortal Agent.

w00t

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
The Architect seemed to lie about that part, Mr. Meister.

But like I said, I dodged your jump-in-and-blow-up attack. I'm still an immortal Agent.

w00t
Then you cannot copy me you normal Agent.

You can't do anything to me stoned

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Then you cannot copy me you normal Agent.

You can't do anything to me stoned

I'm Agent White. If you played Matrix: Path of Neo, you'd know Agent White is the strongest of the normal Agents. Okay, I only rented the game once.

And I'm still an Agent. And you're only a redpill. Remember how Neo is the only one that can fight Agents and live?

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
I'm Agent White. If you played Matrix: Path of Neo, you'd know Agent White is the strongest of the normal Agents. Okay, I only rented the game once.

And I'm still an Agent. And you're only a redpill. Remember how Neo is the only one that can fight Agents and live?
aweking This is my kingdom


I made this place.

Here.... I am God biscuits

Originally posted by FoxMeister
aweking This is my kingdom


I made this place.

Here.... I am God biscuits

I believe I destroyed your kingdom, Mr. Meister. aweking

The Trainman is the worst character ever.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
I believe I destroyed your kingdom, Mr. Meister. aweking

The Trainman is the worst character ever.
I don't remember you doing anything to my kingdom.

All you did was kill Walshy.

And i agree about the Trainman thing

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I don't remember you doing anything to my kingdom.

All you did was kill Walshy.

And i agree about the Trainman thing

Actually I simply kicked Mr. Walshy away.

*Destroy's Mr. Meister's kingdom*

The whole Merovingian thing was annoying.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
So how exactly did the ring slip onto her finger, with a needle sticking out and her not notice until he left?

oh the needle must have been at an angle so that when he slid it on the needle smoothly pierced her skin without her realising

It was a NINJA needle.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It was a NINJA needle.

No...

It was a conspiracy by the lizard-people to wipe out Mr. Rhysode's imaginary girlfriend who was close to uncovering their secret identities as THE NEW YORK YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It was a NINJA needle.


damn right it was

Hey, I've been reading some of these posts and...

1. If this is all real, then I pray that she gets well soon. And that you get enough strength for both of you. I'm sorry about whatever happened man.

2. If this is NOT real, then I pray that you have the fu@king strength to deal with karma bro, because I hope it gnaws away at your testicles for life. This would be a horrible, horrible attention getter.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It was a NINJA needle.

Mr.OT

After much discussion with Jedi's opinion here, I am beginning to actually question your existence at all. However...

Where do they fashion a hollow Ninja needle which can be filled with a fluid and then inject the victim due to the pressure of the finger on the minute syringe.

The Jedi himself has made me wonder where I can get this type of needle


Coz I fu@king hate my fiance!