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He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

Now this... sounds like the ****in truth and nothing but

indeed, I had never been so scared in my life,


did I mention that my girlfriend is 11 and wears a training bra?



it's a good thing

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.


You always seem like the last one on all the thread bandwagons.

Was the government agent me, Agent White?

Good job at imitating Mr. Rhysode.

Everyones out to kill the scottish.

Originally posted by The j0keR
You always seem like the last one on all the thread bandwagons.

what ?

I was on the first page of that thread...


infact, it was me that pointed it out that it was utter bullshit

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
what ?

I was on the first page of that thread...


infact, it was me that pointed it out that it was utter bullshit


I mean with the copycat threads, piggle beat you by a couple hours.

aww, yeah but piggles copycat one was from that other thread when he said he was fooling around with his underage girlfriend...

mine was a copycat thread of the daterape

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

omg are you ok?
that must of been so scary for you awehuhs

Also, Thank you for telling us.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
omg are you ok?
that must of been so scary for you awehuhs

Also, Thank you for telling us.


No problem what so ever, I just came straight here to tell you guys, I'm just glad I have such great friends to get me through this ordeal

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
No problem what so ever, I just came straight here to tell you guys, I'm just glad I have such great friends to get me through this ordeal

we're all here for you ermhappy

haermm You believe in the Easter bunny

An government agent tried to kill my girlfriend as well, but he was an ALIEN government agent...

im too shocked right now to go into detail.. i dont think its the right time

but believe me... its happening... prepare yourselves

Originally posted by Mairuzu
An government agent tried to kill my girlfriend as well, but he was an ALIEN government agent...

im too shocked right now to go into detail.. i dont think its the right time

but believe me... its happening... prepare yourselves


oh my, I smell bullshit

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party. I'm so glad that the first thing you did was come on here to tell us awehuhs Your girlfriend, who must be superhot for 11, will be in my prayers awehuhs

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm so glad that the first thing you did was come on here to tell us awehuhs Your girlfriend, who must be superhot for 11, will be in my prayers awehuhs

crylaugh

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm so glad that the first thing you did was come on here to tell us awehuhs Your girlfriend, who must be superhot for 11, will be in my prayers awehuhs


she has nipples

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
she has nipples Most female dogs do.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.
WTF? That's why Superman stormed out of the room without giving reason!

Next time this happens email me and I can come down to Glasgow and take care of business.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Next time this happens email me and I can come down to Glasgow and take care of business.

just like Bruce does

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party. I'm sorry about that dude.....

Originally posted by JacopeX
I'm sorry about that dude.....
means alot mate

I think government agent is a pretty cool guy, eh likes to kill SS's girlfriend and doesnt afraid of anything.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

LIKE OMG NO WAY! I dont believe you! Santa happened to be at MY house last night drinking scotch and playing backgammon!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
means alot mate hug

Miss Virginity got ****ed.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

hanuts

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
just like Bruce does

Yep, yep, I can bring my own weapons

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

I don't think I've had a more gut wrenching experience than last night... The SAME thing happened to my gf last night, but I'd rather not get into it ok... Let's just say that some guy who is obsessed with her gave her lipstick that caused her to pass out and caused her heart to stop.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

wut, no invite? crackers

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute,


I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.


I have never been so frightened

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party. i have to call bullshit on this story, everyone knows that Santa does not drink tea mhm