Originally posted by Scythe
The Apple iCup, perfection in a cup.
The Apple iCup's innovative features are enough to rival that of an asian prostitute. Features included in the iCup:
Wireless intranet
Inflatable asian interface
Ice Cube/ball crusher
A pair of pumps
Swiss Army Knife
MP3 Capabilities
Small rodent
Liquid storage container
Hoe-Bag
All this can be yours for a small installment plan of $55,433 a month for 334 month, WHOA WHAT A BARGAIN, OH SHI-!
