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So lyke, i fed it and it just looked at me and turned around and fiery fecal pellets shot out of his ass in a full display of maximum poopage. I was all lyke, OH SHI-!

So my goat called the cops...

The bastard! I hate it when my crow does that...

Male goats seem to like peeing all over themselves. I remember seeing one doing that at a petting zoo.

I thought it was quite funny.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Male goats seem to like peeing all over themselves. I remember seeing one doing that at a petting zoo.

I thought it was quite funny. I do that all the time at grocery stores.

Originally posted by Scythe
I do that all the time at grocery stores.

It gets me media attention and rashes...

You're goats a dick

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You're goats a dick

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
You're dick's a goat Fixed

Originally posted by Scythe
Fixed I had a goat, his dick looked like a pink pencil

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I had a goat, his dick looked like a pink pencil Why you lookin'? That's nasty, your nasty! I like you, I like you because you're nasty!

Originally posted by Scythe
So lyke, i fed it and it just looked at me and turned around and fiery fecal pellets shot out of his ass in a full display of maximum poopage. I was all lyke, OH SHI-!

Feces occur, as they say.

And how!

Through a complicated process of digestion and bowel elimination.

I was agreeing. Yay!