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Diamond Kisses
.... a baby dragon around here?

FoxMeister
Have sex with me and maybe i will give you one.




It's like prostitution with a chance of not getting a prize no expression

Diamond Kisses
How big a chance?

FoxMeister
It depends on how much you like it no expression

Diamond Kisses
If I love it?

FoxMeister
Then you will have ahad good sex

Diamond Kisses
But what about my baby dragon?

FoxMeister
You might get it

Diamond Kisses
How do I know you wont just pull out a 'Maybe next time' card from your sleeve every time?

FoxMeister
I don't see any other offers

~Wålshy~
sex me and ill give you baby dragon or something

FoxMeister
**** you Walshy.

I WAS ZIS |--------------| close to closing a deal aweking

Diamond Kisses
Indeed you were. Now I have two options hmm

Sol Valentine
DK! I love you like before.

Diamond Kisses
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
DK! I love you like before.

Do you have baby dragons?

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Do you have baby dragons?

yes

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
yes
**** YOU

Fat ass aweking

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by FoxMeister
**** YOU

Fat ass aweking

I smell jealousy awehawe

Diamond Kisses
How much will they cost me?

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
How much will they cost me?

$3

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I smell jealousy awehawe
I smell your fat ass aweking

Diamond Kisses
Ah crud!

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by FoxMeister
I smell your fat ass aweking

Don't test me aweking

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Ah crud!

What's wrong? oh

~Wålshy~
we could have a foursome? its like a dream come true, sex with an older girl and two younger boys! awewhat

Mairuzu
http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/e/e9/BabyDragonMRD-EN-SP.jpg


thanks for last night

FoxMeister
Originally posted by ~WÃ¥lshy~
we could have a foursome? its like a dream come true, sex with an older girl and two younger boys! awewhat
That wouldn't be a foursome

Diamond Kisses

Sol Valentine

Diamond Kisses
Originally posted by Mairuzu
http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/e/e9/BabyDragonMRD-EN-SP.jpg


thanks for last night

*Yoink!* Alright people! Sex dismissed. I got my dragon love

FoxMeister
no expression

Diamond Kisses
Originally posted by FoxMeister
no expression

If you think real hard, you'll see the four that result in a foursome.

~Wålshy~
Originally posted by FoxMeister
That wouldn't be a foursome what do you think it is? barker

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Do I get more dragons?



3$? What do you take me for? A billionaire? no expression when you say dragons is that swedish for orgasms? mmm

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
If you think real hard, you'll see the four that result in a foursome.
I was counting my pet dragon no expression

Kosta
Dragons aren't real! It's all a lie! THEY LIED TO YOU!

Mairuzu
Sorry peoples

~Wålshy~
Originally posted by Mairuzu
http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/e/e9/BabyDragonMRD-EN-SP.jpg


thanks for last night YOU WHORE! uhuh

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Do I get more dragons?



3$? What do you take me for? A billionaire? no expression

No. no expression

Diamond Kisses

DigiMark007
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
How do I know you will just pull out a 'Maybe next time' card from your sleeve every time?

Every girl's fear.

no expression

Diamond Kisses
This girl is fearless mhm

Slay
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Every girl's fear.

no expression
I was about to say something witty about that, but then I realised I'm not that witty.

kodak
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
D(ave)K(odak)! I love you like before. awesome i knew it

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by kodak
awesome i knew it

awesome

kodak
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
awesome awesome

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by kodak
awesome

awesome

Toku King
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
.... a baby dragon around here?

Blowjob.

Ripper Jacc
Originally posted by Toku King
Blowjob.

Now that's no way to speak to a lady!

manoy
Go to spells of magic and learn to summon a dragon. Some of the people there seriously think they are dragons.

I can't post links so just remove the spaces:
h t t p://w w w.spells of magic.com/read_post.h t m l?post=75834

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
.... a baby dragon around here? do my dishes, wash my truck, mow my lawn.......then tell me where to buy a baby dragon. wink

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do my dishes, wash my truck, mow my lawn.......then tell me where to buy a baby dragon. wink

She got her baby dragon already. -_-'

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
She got her baby dragon already. -_-' well now she can have TWO.

lord xyz
In some scriptures, women are described as dragons.

Rogue Jedi
evil and fire breathing? haermm

Diamond Kisses
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
evil and fire breathing? haermm

We bite.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
We bite. tell me something I DONT know haermm

Diamond Kisses
My foot hurts stick out tongue

BruceSkywalker
Here ya go...

http://img29.picoodle.com/data/img29/3/8/30/f_BDm_ea25543.jpg

Dark-Jaxx
Mairuzu you are a dick.

Before I could even post a sexual reference incolving violent sex and references to my penis, you, being the dick you are, posted a Baby Dragon, one from fvcking Yu-Gi-Oh no less.

In short, FVCK YOU!!!!

DeathKap
Strange thread........... I like it.awesome

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
My foot hurts stick out tongue confused

Diamond Kisses
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
confused

Well, you did not know that, now did you? flirt

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Mairuzu you are a dick.

Before I could even post a sexual reference incolving violent sex and references to my penis, you, being the dick you are, posted a Baby Dragon, one from fvcking Yu-Gi-Oh no less.

In short, FVCK YOU!!!!

Talk about being at the right place at the wrong time shrug Better luck next need wink

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Here ya go...

http://img29.picoodle.com/data/img29/3/8/30/f_BDm_ea25543.jpg

Sorry. Baby Dragons was so yesterday. I got mine from dear Mr. M droolio

DeathKap
Sol called u DKcrackers..... i thought i was DKt_t

Diamond Kisses
I outdate you, youngling raver

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
I outdate you, youngling raver

love

DeathKap
love To Diamond Kisses

Diamond Kisses
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
love
And you stick out tongue

DeathKap
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
And you stick out tongue
Hey there sexyawesome

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
And you stick out tongue

Love you love

DeathKap
Shes sexy stick out tongue

Diamond Kisses
And you know that .... how? stick out tongue

Sol Valentine
I know. love

DeathKap
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
And you know that .... how? stick out tongue
I just do. wink

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Talk about being at the right place at the wrong time shrug Better luck next need wink I feel so left out.

I need someone to hold me. sad

And by hold me, I mean sex me. 131

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Well, you did not know that, now did you? flirt


Maybe shifty

Dorian Belmont
*hands her a a black and red egg * put that in a fire place for 3 months ....and be careful they bite

Diamond Kisses
Your way too late yes

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Your way too late yes That's what SHE said.

Wait, what? no expression

Rogue Jedi
Late worm gets the........sumthin?

Dark-Jaxx
EDIT

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Pity fvck? no expression I was gonna say sloppy seconds, but OK haermm

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was gonna say sloppy seconds, but OK haermm You fvcker, I edited! haermm

Rogue Jedi
crylaugh *stabs clone commander*

Diamond Kisses
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
That's what SHE said.

Wait, what? no expression

Not this she she aint.

Rogue Jedi
haermm uh oh.

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Not this she she aint. You're hot. 131

Diamond Kisses
Share with me the relevance of your post hmm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Share with me the relevance of your post hmm I get that alot haermm

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Share with me the relevance of your post hmm You made the thread...You're hot...You've got a bunch of men in here offering you a Baby Dragon for sex...So I think it is very relevant. yes

Rogue Jedi
baby dragon blonde swede sex? thumb up

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
baby dragon blonde swede sex? thumb up There should be a porno called that.

Rogue Jedi
I believe there is one. yes

Diamond Kisses
LINK! shock

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
LINK! shock

www. RJ'sdvdcollection.com haermm

Diamond Kisses
I clicked no expression

Dark-Jaxx
Not funny. And here we thought we were getting porn. Jerk.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
I clicked no expression crylaugh

Dark-Jaxx
I clicked too, it came up on roadrunner search.

Jerk.

Rogue Jedi
crylaugh

Dark-Jaxx
Yeah, I like it when you bend over like that, b!tch.

Rogue Jedi
ooooo Jaxx likes it like that dont know how to act RJ's workin dat back.....

BackFire
Give me head and I'll give you a baby dragon.

Rogue Jedi
*hides dragon, staples mouth shut*

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by BackFire
Give me head and I'll give you a baby dragon. Would you still count it giving head if I bit it off?

BackFire
You'd break your teeth on it.

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by BackFire
You'd break your teeth on it. Doubtful. I've bitten in half harder dicks than yours shrimpy.

BackFire
Lies.

They don't call it 'The Sledge' for nothing.

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by BackFire
Lies.

They don't call it 'The Sledge' for nothing. I thought they called you that because when you were done using it the girls were bruised and broken?

Nighty101
I have a baby dragon in my deck. It isn't worth much though. It is actually a very sucky card. But if you want it, it is very easy to get. Its a wonderful little site called Ebay.

punkkaveman
I only give away baby dragons for souls....

leonheartmm
my mother was a dragon, and my dad was a human. so im half dragon, have unprotected sex with me and there a 1 in four chance that youll get pregnant with a baby dragon!!!!!! {and if you just get a normal baby out of it, dont be put down! we cud do it again and again and again, until we get that dragon!}

Rogue Jedi
Dragons dont scare me. I am a close personal friend of Christian Bale.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dragons dont scare me. I am a close personal friend of Christian Bale.

I thought he was a bat...man confused

Quincy
and here comes the hippie dippie weather man....with all the hippie dippie weather....man.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by steverules_2
I thought he was a bat...man confused Reign of Fire FTW

leonheartmm
^the big one at the end was one of my bastard children

Rogue Jedi
You didnt pull out?

ThunderGodEneru
You guys suck. no expression

LordPrydon
I know where one can find dragonns

Leo.M
Well... if you really want one. All you have to do is close your eyes. Picture yourself the baby dragon and suck it out of a hose.

south park.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Leo.M
Well... if you really want one. All you have to do is close your eyes. Picture yourself the baby dragon and suck it out of a hose.

south park.

Catman needed seamen..the hobo was nice enough to help him out

leonheartmm
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You didnt pull out?

i did, and then i figured out my semen burnt right through the rubber. oh well....

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