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I have heard of it before but never really looked what it means until someone told me "you're just shallow"

You don't know what shallow means? Isn't it sort of self explanatory?

The things people will do for attention....

Too much chlorine in the gene pool

It means you don't care about a person's personality, just their looks.

It means you're not deep.

It means this thread should be closed.

Combo breaker.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Combo breaker.
condom breaker

I wish you were dead.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I wish you were dead.

i wish you get laid. (will never happen for you)

Originally posted by Kalima
i wish you get laid. (will never happen for you) Coming from the guy who can't stop going on and on about sex he "supposedly" has. It's funny, the ones that go on and on about sex are the ones that will never get any. If anyone needs to get laid, it's you, and badly.

Order Order!

I call for temperate language!

Originally posted by Kalima
i wish you get laid. (will never happen for you) We'll see about that!

Maybe... If he plays his cards right...

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Coming from the guy who can't stop going on and on about sex he "supposedly" has. It's funny, the ones that go on and on about sex are the ones that will never get any. If anyone needs to get laid, it's you, and badly.
i already have 19 asian women in the past so i dont really need another sexual encounter
Im tired of asian girls want a white girl for a change

Originally posted by Kalima
i already have 19 asian women in the past so i dont really need another sexual encounter
Im tired of asian girls want a white girl for a change

Internet guy that keeps talking about sex=

Masturbation.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Internet guy that keeps talking about sex=

Masturbation.
only when there is no call of booty.

K

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
K
THX

Love that sound. Makes movies very loud

FART

simplel definition of shallow:

some one who only cares about the superficial and trivial things in life. usually material things. Usually some one who loves themselves a little too much.

Shallow sucks..

Originally posted by Kalima
i wish you get laid. (will never happen for you)

Desperate and crappy comeback Not to mention inaccurate shrug

Originally posted by Kalima
i already have 19 asian women in the past so i dont really need another sexual encounter
Im tired of asian girls want a white girl for a change

Get one then haermm.

You do seem shallow enough to ask what shallow means

This guy seems like the sort of person you want to beat up in a dark ally. mmm

Originally posted by Kalima
I have heard of it before but never really looked what it means until someone told me "you're just shallow"

One who lacks depth in intelligence, emotions and knowledge.

Originally posted by Kalima
I have heard of it before but never really looked what it means until someone told me "you're just shallow" Yup, you're slow.

*waits for him to alter my comment into something sexual yet stupid.*

If a girl calls you shallow, it means you didn't buy her nice things.

Um, no

Well, that's the case if she's shallow as well.

The hella you on about?

Nothing, nothing. Obviously, we're very serious here.

There's a difference between joking and just talking bollocks

Originally posted by apoc001
Nothing, nothing. Obviously, we're very serious here. If that was a joke, you fail at joke making sir!

A ditzy girl will forgive a guy for being shallow if he buys her flowers.

Ah, forget it.

okay...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
k
Fix

In the immortal words of a certain goat:

F*ck this thread.

Originally posted by apoc001
If a girl calls you shallow, it means you didn't buy her nice things. Originally posted by apoc001
Well, that's the case if she's shallow as well. Originally posted by apoc001
Nothing, nothing. Obviously, we're very serious here. Originally posted by apoc001
A ditzy girl will forgive a guy for being shallow if he buys her flowers.

Ah, forget it.

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa225/sindogirl/Epic_Failure.jpg

heh

I will be looking for excuses to post that picture

*crosses fingers* Don't let it be me

Your too clever for that, arent you?

Originally posted by Becci
Your too clever for that, arent you?
I hope so awesome

It wasn't really that bad of a joke to start off with, people just needed it explained to them and that made it appalling, like it would practically any joke.

No joke is funny after explaining it.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
No joke is funny after explaining it.

I don't think humour is really the place for such an absolute theory. But no, this joke wasn't funny after it had to be explained, anyone who either didn't get it should be ashamed of themselves.

Didn't even look like a joke.

Do they usually have a distinctive shiny surface?

I don't know for sure, maybe you can enlighten me?

Maybe I could. You'd have to prove yourself first, though.

thats okay, dont really care

What a shame.

Really? You were looking forward to explaining it to me?

aww cute

Sorry i let you down!

You're really rather stupid, aren't you?

Unless of course this is one big lie, in which case, I'm not sure that's any better.

Oh, now im stupid eh?

Are you stupid?

I'll leave that judgement up to you.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Do they usually have a distinctive shiny surface?

To me, a joke is supposed to be funny. Either funny, or obvious shrug If you have to explain the joke, it is a fail.

Originally posted by Becci
To me, a joke is supposed to be funny. Either funny, or obvious shrug If you have to explain the joke, it is a fail no matter how you twist and turn it.

Then you don't appreciate subtlety, it would seem.

You could say that. I appreciate funny

I appreciate good jokes.

Yup.

i thought it was a pretty good joke. awehuhs

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
I keep reading "swallow" in the thread title ermm

Yeah, same here.

It's psychological. It's what we want to read shrug

At first i thought it said "You just swallow"

It would make this thread more interesting, 10 FOLD ha-son

Which is why i entered it in the first place

ermmhappy Ditto

vin

Swallow what, I wonder hmm

Your aspirin

Like always, DK managed to make a gay thread hawt. Amazing, isn't it?

It's a gift shrug

Originally posted by Kalima
I have heard of it before but never really looked what it means until someone told me "you're just shallow"
I wonder why do you keep coming back to this forum Smiter. No one ever liked you here and no one is interested in your horny crap. Bah..

Kamila.

I don't think you've ever had sex.

Enjoy your mum's basement.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
It means you're not deep.

That's NOT what she said.

shallow means superficial