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So I decided to go out for a walk because I'd been fat and lazy all day, when this dog jumps into the middle of the road and mauls me. I guessed it was with someone nearby so I kept walking, but as I went on it was apparent it was on its own and it kept following me. I didn't recognise it but I thought perhaps it lived near. It then started peeing and I knew it was a girl. smartass She had no identification on her though. But, alas, she followed me all the way home. It was pretty apparent by this point she was lost or something. I couldn't very well take her into my house as we have 4 cats. So I phoned the RSPCA who wouldn't come out unless the dog was injured. Some neighbours phoned some people they knew but no one had any info on the dog. The police were like "Oh, well we might come out later" so I had to like stand in the cold and just play with it and eventually a neighbour took her in for the night.

The end.

It peed? Well, it can only be a girl!

I didn't explain how I came to that conclusion very well!

Well, thank god the dog is okay.

you should of kept it

Yeah, the dog is fine. Walshy, we have 4 cats you dumbass, we couldn't have. The police just came round for some details, w00t.

making it fight the cats we of been the fun of it. awehawe

At least the dog is safe and with people who care..

Will you go over and play with the doggy some more?

The dog mauls you, and you play with it.

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Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
At least the dog is safe and with people who care..

Will you go over and play with the doggy some more?

Nah, it's with the police now.

okay...I wouldnt exactly play with a dog that just mauled meermm.....but to each his own....or something.

You were mauled by it? Do you know the meaning of the word?

Yeah Chilli, if you were mauled, you wouldn't really be online right now telling us, now would you ? awecreep

Sorry, that was an extreme exaggeration

Dogs...

Originally posted by chillybanana
Sorry, that was an extreme exaggeration

uh...ya!