A dog followed me home
So I decided to go out for a walk because I'd been fat and lazy all day, when this dog jumps into the middle of the road and mauls me. I guessed it was with someone nearby so I kept walking, but as I went on it was apparent it was on its own and it kept following me. I didn't recognise it but I thought perhaps it lived near. It then started peeing and I knew it was a girl. smartass She had no identification on her though. But, alas, she followed me all the way home. It was pretty apparent by this point she was lost or something. I couldn't very well take her into my house as we have 4 cats. So I phoned the RSPCA who wouldn't come out unless the dog was injured. Some neighbours phoned some people they knew but no one had any info on the dog. The police were like "Oh, well we might come out later" so I had to like stand in the cold and just play with it and eventually a neighbour took her in for the night.
The end.