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When you wake up in the morning, what do you do? In what order do you begin your day for work or school? Give us a list. I'll go first.


Wake up at 5:00 a.m.
Take a piss (and/or take a dump, if applicable.)
Rinse with Hydrogen Peroxide, brush my teeth, and then rinse with Listerine.
Shower.
Get dressed for work.
Eat a little something for breakfast. Usually, a few slices of toast or a banana, etc.
Feed Isaac, our cat. The f*cker wakes up the same time I do because he knows what time it is.
Screw around on the internet, i.e., KMC, MySpace, Youtube, etc. for a few brief minutes.
Leave for work at 6:00 a.m. to go sling beer for Budweiser.



Anyone else?

Wake up at 7:28
if i didnt take a shower the night before i have to wake up at 7:18

usually the morning wood wakes me up a bit earlier, especially if i have to pee

brush my teeth

put clothes on

feed cats

get in my car and drive in traffic, usually get to work at 8:06 for some odd reason...

i start at 8

If I was going to work I would...

Wake either at 8.15am/7.45am depending what shift I was doing
Lie in bed for a few minutes cursing for my alarm for going off/wishing I didn't have to get up/wishing it wasn't Saturday or Sunday etc
Pee if needs be
Shower
Dry myself, put on body lotion and get dressed
Dry and straighten or put up hair
Eat a tiny breakfast as I have usually spent so much time pissing about I haven't go much time to eat
Brush my teeth and mouthwash, floss if I have time
Put on make up very quickly, usually in the car.

For me monday thru friday its...


Get up at 4:30 a.m.
Shower, brush my teeth
write a poem for someone special
Eat a bowl of cereal (depending on what I have)
By 5:15 a.m. I start to get dressed and head for work until 5 p.m.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
For me monday thru friday its...


Get up at 4:30 a.m.
Shower, brush my teeth
write a poem for someone special
Eat a bowl of cereal (depending on what I have)
By 5:15 a.m. I start to get dressed and head for work until 5 p.m. You brush your teeth and write poems and eat cereal naked?



And what time do your start work?

I forgot to include that while I am getting dressed for work and while feeding/loving on Isaac, I watch the morning news cast for the Houston area.

Oh yeah, I usually listen to Radio 1 while I'm getting dressed.

WTF is Radio 1?

When I was working:

7:15 am: Awake
7:16 am: Begin Masturbation session
7:30 am: Let dog out of crate
7:35 am: Take dog outside after going "WHO'S A PUPPY!"
7:40 am: Put food in dog bowl
7:42 am: Go get ready for work
8:00 am: Play with dog for 15 to somewhat tire him out.
8:15 am: Put puppy back into crate, and leave for work
9:00 am: Arrive at work, stay there until 4:30 PM

Get up at 6:45
Use the bathroom
Brush my teeth and wash my face with clean and clear
Take shower
Put on clothes and lotion up
Feed my dog
Cook my breakfast(sometimes just eat granola bar)
Watch TV(if I have time)
Go to school

Originally posted by Ax3l
When I was working:

7:15 am: Awake
7:16 am: Begin Masturbation session
7:30 am: Let dog out of crate
7:35 am: Take dog outside after going "WHO'S A PUPPY!"
7:40 am: Put food in dog bowl
7:42 am: Go get ready for work
8:00 am: Play with dog for 15 to somewhat tire him out.
8:15 am: Put puppy back into crate, and leave for work
9:00 am: Arrive at work, stay there until 4:30 PM

It takes 14 minutes to cum? You sicken me.

Originally posted by Impediment
It takes 14 minutes to cum? You sicken me. I like to search for my pr0n

Originally posted by Ax3l
I like to search for my pr0n

Kram3r doesn't do it for you anymore, already? The honeymoon's over. crylaugh

*Wake up between 7:30 and 8:30 PM.
*Get on the computer for a few minutes and/or eat (depending on if I'm hungry or not).
*Straighten or brush and hairspray hair.
*Put makeup on.
*Talk on my cell.
*Wait until 10:00 PM to go to work which starts at 11:00 PM.

-Wake up between 5:45 am and 6:15 am
-Wash my face and brush my teeth
-wake Maddie up
-Make breakfast for Maddie, usually a fried egg, toast and chocolate milk
-get Maddie and myself dressed
-get all Maddies stuff together for school
-leave the house at about 7:15am or 7:30 depending on what kind of mood Maddie's in in the morning

wake up at 8am
shower
get dressed
do hair
have breakfast
brush teeth
get bus
college

-Wake up at 5:00
-Sit on bed staring at floor.
-Take shower at 5:10
-Get dressed at 5:25
-Make breakfast at about 5:30
-Brush teeth when done with breakfast
-Fvck around on the computer going on pron, KMC, and other shit until 6:20, and go catch the city bus to school.

Wake up at 6:05
shower/brush teeth
put on clothes
get on train
buy breakfast in Long Island City
eat in the school courtyard
go in school

Wake up at 6:30, toss the alarm clock, and sleep until 7.

Around 7, I find myself awakened again by a phone call, usually Kit, checking A) to see that I'm awake, and B) that I've not gone out and killed myself doing something stupid the night before.

Get up about 7:45-ish, get a cuppa coffee, then proceed to change from my night clothes into my outfit for the day.

Leave home around 10:30.

At my house:

Wake up

Shave

Shower

Brush teeth

Grab banana or muffin

Go to bus stop

Take bus to college

Take classes

Hang out with friends

Wait for Kaya's call

Hang out with friends (again)

Homework

Dinner

Brush Teeth

Sleep

At my friend's house(s):

Wake up to a scream, or scream my friends up

Brush teeth

Go eat tacos

Scream at their pets

Grab some more tacos

Show up late to college

Leave college early

Play a show

Eat more tacos

Get tipsy

Scream at household pets again

Eat the last of the tacos

Shower

Brush teeth

Sleep

Wake up at 8.00 - 8.30 am
Sacrifice a baby animal
Shower
Breakfast
Brush teeth
Go to work or Uni, depending on the day of the week.
If neither apply, I f*ck around most of the day apart from when I go to the gym or to jiu-jitsu.
Usually go to bed around 1am.

Wake up, ~6:30 AM
Shower
Dry up and put on undies, followed by lotion, and clothes
Get a granola bar for breakfast, grab messenger bag
Walk to school around 7:45 AM
Start classes from 8AM to 3:02 PM

Get me from work at 8 am, eat breakfast, sleep.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You brush your teeth and write poems and eat cereal naked?



And what time do your start work?


Yes I do . I'm in the privacy of my own home. I also lay out my clothes before I go to bed so its easy for me to get dressed fast

I normally work from 6 a.m. to 5 p.m. but sometimes I leave early

Alarm goes off at 6:00am, hit snooze

Alarm goes off at 6:05am, hit snooze

Alarm goes off at 6:10am, I get up

Go to the bathroom, put on my pants and bra

Go back to room, figure out what shirt and sweater to wear.

Brush hair and stuff, go upstairs and walk around aimlessly, eat something

Go back downstairs, put on socks and shoes, get bag and stuff ready to go

Wander around aimlessly a little more, feed the fish

drive to school for marhicng band.

the end.

6:00. Alarm goes off.
6:09. Alarm goes off.
6:18. Alarm goes off.
6:27. Alarm goes off.
6:28. Reach for phone, check KMC, Myspace, email.
6:30. Restroom.
6:32. Brush teeth.
6:38. Get dressed.
6:45. Grad can of Dr. Pepper and leave.

wake up around 7:30 a.m.
take the kids downstairs
feed them breakfast
get them dressed
turn on Nick Jr for them
check my email, and myspace
play with the kids
make lunch for the kids
take a shower and get dressed for work
take kids to babysitters and go to work, have to be there at 3:30 p.m.
leave work at 2 a.m.
check email, myspace, and KMC, eat my dinner
go to bed

WEEKDAYS
# Wake up at 4.30 am every morning.
# Go online immediately. (MSN, Yahoo, AIM, Myspace, YouTube, etc)
# Leave for school at 7am.

WEEKENDS
# Wake up at 4.30 am.
# Shower, eat, bathroom trips and stay online till night time.

Wake up at noon or 1:00pm
Jack off
Go to sleep.

sounds about right for you BF

You should join me sometime.

ah, now I'm not getting into that convo with you again.

Get up around midday.

Have a shower.

Shave (sometimes).

Brush my teeth.

Sometimes go to work at 2.

what do you do work wise then?

Originally posted by Impediment
WTF is Radio 1? It's like the UK's biggest radio station.

Originally posted by Lara
what do you do work wise then?

This and that. I'm just coming to the end of my gap year, so none of the jobs I ever do are very interesting.

jobs in general arent that interesting its life.

Day off work:

Wake up and check the clock, if < midday, curse god. If > midday go back to sleep.
Wake up at an appropriate hour, usually between 1-2pm.
Shower, shave, dress etc.
Eat sometime...usually around 4pm...the time is fuzzy, probably because of lack of food.
Tool around online or watch dvds until an appropriate hour, usually between 1-2am.
Have some sort of amazing epiphany that keeps me awake until 6am.
Finally get to sleep, repeat.

Day on work:

Get up an some ungodly hour, like 7am or something ridiculous like that.
Do the shower/shave thing.
Go to work at 8am, wish I was elsewhere until 6pm.
Go home, dvd/online thing again.

Originally posted by Lara
jobs in general arent that interesting its life.

Well, yeah. But hopefully my occupation later in life won't comprise of stacking shelves.

At the moment.

Wake up between 10 and 15:30
Jerk off, if the mood strikes.
Turn on laptop.
Turn on TV SHow on computer (at the moment mostly Buffy)
Go pee
Check out KMC, IM, MAil, etc.
Look for something to eat.
Spend day watching shit and surfing the interwebs.
Maybe shower in the evening if I feel dirty.
Cyber with Sanctuary

schoolday:
6:50 wake up
7am get up
7-715 eat breakfast/make lunch
715-745 have a shower/get changed into school uniform/ do hair/brush teeth/put shoes and socks(stockings if winter uniform)
755: leave house, walk to the station
8:12 get to station
816 catch train
825 get to other station, get off
830 catch bus
836 get to school


At school. Ugh.

Not as interesting as my mourning routine.

Wake up anytime, depending on how the last night was

Take advantage of bfs morning wood

Go piss and wash and brush teeth and stuff (i use Listerine too) shock_happy

Put on a bra, undies and some leggings

Have a coffee while playing some PC game (lately Warriors Orochi)

Sometimes i brush my teeth after I have the coffee.. not before.. cuz i hate the aftertaste of coffee

Check internetz

Play PC / Watch Naruto / Play PS3.

Originally posted by Bardock42
At the moment.

Wake up between 10 and 15:30
Jerk off, if the mood strikes.
Turn on laptop.
Turn on TV SHow on computer (at the moment mostly Buffy)
Go pee
Check out KMC, IM, MAil, etc.
Look for something to eat.
Spend day watching shit and surfing the interwebs.
Maybe shower in the evening if I feel dirty.
Cyber with Sanctuary I never got that, "going" pee. We aren't going anywhere, why going?....Like "taking" a shit, you aren't actually taking anything.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
At the moment.
Wake up between 10 and 15:30
Jerk off, if the mood strikes.
Turn on laptop.

ROFL!!!!!! Word!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I never got that, "going" pee. We aren't going anywhere, why going?....Like "taking" a shit, you aren't actually taking anything..... Well, actually, I go to the bathroom, not sure what you do though.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, actually, I go to the bathroom, not sure what you do though.



same


RJ has been known to marinate in his own urine and feces

I prefer to go to the toilet. Going in the bathroom leaves a mess that I don't like cleaning up .

Get woken up by my dad lol

go shower all that good stuff but always and every day smoke a blunt

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, actually, I go to the bathroom, not sure what you do though. Same as you, you silly boy

6am - Wake up because of alarm, then hit snooze button
6:09 - Hit snooze button again
6:18 - Snooze
6:27 - Snooze
6:36 - Snooze
6:45 - Snooze
6:54 - Turn off alarm and walk zombie-like to the shower
7:04 - Get out of shower and brush teeth and floss
7:08 - Decide what to wear
7:15 - Get dressed
7:16 - Do hair and makeup
7:40 - Turn on weather channel, pack lunch, feed cats, eat some yogurt or a granola bar
7:47 - Leave house to catch bus at 8

Sweet.

I thought that my morning routine was harsh.

Wake up.
Think of him.
Shower.
Think of him
Class.
Think of him.
Talk to him.