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Would you be as calm as the person on the sign if you were in a building on fire? haermm

hell no!!!

Dude looks like he is out for a stroll in the park haermm

he does too! hanuts

He's also going down a flight of stairs...

Yeah, but he is all casual and shit, you gonna be that way if in his situation?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, but he is all casual and shit, you gonna be that way if in his situation?

nope

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, but he is all casual and shit, you gonna be that way if in his situation? I wouldn't be tumbling headfirst either.

haermm

Yeah, he's got that "oh shit" factor, you know, when you take every step with a "oh shit...oh shit...oh shit...oh shit..."

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, he's got that "oh shit" factor, you know, when you take every step with a "oh shit...oh shit...oh shit...oh shit..." walking on eggshells? haermm

Actually, Japan has to win the award of the weirdest, stupid by American standards, warning signs. See for yourself. When I took a trip there, I paused forever....

http://www.decovo.com/DecoDepot/toilet-in-Japan.jpg

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Juergen_Specht-20040804028.jpg

http://blog.pygmygoat.net/images/japanese_danger2.jpg

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/japanese_sign_donotenter-thumb.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_bKaJG_TB1Fw/RlhOtgLYdYI/AAAAAAAAE1E/Da7t670Lu84/CIMG5578.JPG

Originally posted by Scythe
Actually, Japan has to win the award of the weirdest, stupid by American standards, warning signs. See for yourself. When I took a trip there, I paused forever....

http://www.decovo.com/DecoDepot/toilet-in-Japan.jpg

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Juergen_Specht-20040804028.jpg

http://blog.pygmygoat.net/images/japanese_danger2.jpg

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/japanese_sign_donotenter-thumb.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_bKaJG_TB1Fw/RlhOtgLYdYI/AAAAAAAAE1E/Da7t670Lu84/CIMG5578.JPG dude thats AWESOME

Clearly rate very high in the "WTF?!" factor.

Indeed haermm

Still can't figure out what some of them mean. The last one is toilet safety, the first one is toilet instruction and I think the middle one is drinking awareness.

the top one crylaugh

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/668cfe47/instructions.jpg

He walks like a fairy. shocklaugh

I would be calm; panicking only aggravates things.

Not if your ass were on fire

but that wasn't the question ermm

You asked if someone would be that calm when a building is on fire. My answer is I would be

I'm gonna kill 'em I'm gonna rape 'em I'm gonna eat his ****ing costume I can't wait.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Would you be as calm as the person on the sign if you were in a building on fire? haermm

shit, if a nigga can't be a pimp during a building fire when the hell CAN a nigga be a pimp?

Right?

remember in Malcom X when Spike Lee taught Denzel his pimp walk?

Originally posted by Scythe
Actually, Japan has to win the award of the weirdest, stupid by American standards, warning signs. See for yourself. When I took a trip there, I paused forever....

http://www.decovo.com/DecoDepot/toilet-in-Japan.jpg

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Juergen_Specht-20040804028.jpg

http://blog.pygmygoat.net/images/japanese_danger2.jpg

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/japanese_sign_donotenter-thumb.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_bKaJG_TB1Fw/RlhOtgLYdYI/AAAAAAAAE1E/Da7t670Lu84/CIMG5578.JPG

hanuts

those japanese are a bunch of comedians i tell ya

I guess so

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Would you be as calm as the person on the sign if you were in a building on fire? haermm

I bet he wouldn't be as calm if the fire was coming from the other way.

He'd be doing the moonwalk

the fire's floating mmm

The fire's following him.

One of my favorites

I was wondering why they were welcoming me...

So long as we're posting stupid signs...

Oh, and this one, too.

On a similar note:

Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Search no furhter! A website full of stupid signs....

www.engrish.com

LOL.

LOL

It isnt posting........hmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Would you be as calm as the person on the sign if you were in a building on fire? haermm

And that fire sure looks like a plant of some kind.

I do believe that there is some deeper meaning hidden in this very sign!

Maybe something about weed and how you should leave it behind...

Originally posted by Impediment
It isnt posting........hmm
I see both your posts. Both have the attachment.

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http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/run_walls.jpg
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/pointless_signs.jpg

http://www.davesmock.com/blog07sep/091707sign.jpg

Originally posted by jaden101
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/danger_falling.png
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/run_walls.jpg
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/pointless_signs.jpg
Originally posted by jaden101
http://www.davesmock.com/blog07sep/091707sign.jpg
crylaugh PRICELESS. crylaugh