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Today the stock market had it's worst day since September 11, 2001.

With everything going on in the World today, and with the recent stock market collapse, mortgage crisis and everything else, I have pulled together a team of people to create a website and to try and alleviate some of the suffering through cheaper phone service from a company that I am sure many of you are already familiar with.

The way this works guys is that this company - Skype - offers local phone service every month through your computer for only $3. Thats it! Any by local I do mean to anyone in the entire United States! If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself at http://www.saveontelephonebills.com/.

These are tough times guys, and I am sick and tired of phone companies jacking peopke up the wazoo! I once was billed for over 1,000 from my phone company for using the phone too much. No joke! It was crazy. But I don't have to worry about that anymore. Now I use Skype. And with Skype I can talk to anyone in the World for cheaper than anything out there right now. Vonage doesn't even come close.

So I won't take up anymore of your time, but guys, things are only going to get worse. and you are going to need every penny you can save to be able to survive the coming years, so why not go ahead and take some of the stress off of your backs by not having to worry about phone services that rape you anymore. I know I feel alot better because of it. And with Skype, you can make more calls with less money.

We are in the process of developing even more easy to use software that will take money away from the phone companies and put it into your pocket. Check us out at http://www.saveontelephonebills.com/. You will not be dissapointed.
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"To ignore factual reality by believing it to be otherwise does not mean that a person is removed from that reality. It only means that they suffer it ignorantly."
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Forget about telephone bills forever guys! Talk for practically free at http://www.saveontelephonebills.com/
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"To ignore factual reality by believing it to be otherwise does not mean that a person is removed from that reality. It only means that they suffer it ignorantly."
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Forget about telephone bills forever guys! Talk for practically free at http://www.saveontelephonebills.com/

Well, this is rather spamtastic, isn't it.

This is not a joke Peach. If you are paying more than $3 a month on your phone service than you are paying way too much. Our goal is to provide low cost products and services on our site so that people can talk for almost free to anyone in the entire World. Thats our goal. There is no catch.

All that we ask is that you visit our site and see for yourself. If you don't like what you see, than by all means, continue paying what you are paying.

Wow... This oughta save all of our troubles.

Originally posted by NuclearWinter
This is not a joke Peach. If you are paying more than $3 a month on your phone service than you are paying way too much. Our goal is to provide low cost products and services on our site so that people can talk for almost free to anyone in the entire World. Thats our goal. There is no catch.

All that we ask is that you visit our site and see for yourself. If you don't like what you see, than by all means, continue paying what you are paying.

Still doesn't stop it from being spam.

Originally posted by Scythe
Wow... This oughta save all of our troubles.

Funny Scythe. But seriously..it will help put more money in your wallet every month. Thats better than nothing isn't it?

Scam. No wait I mean, spam.

Right because it's not a scam. It's completely legitimate. It's the best deal on any phone service you will find today. And like I said folks. all we are asking you to do is to take a look. That's it.

Write down what you pay every month on your telephone service at the moment. Whether it be a cell phone, a house phone, a business line, anything. You are probably paying many times fold what we are offering. I promise you, there isn't a better deal out there. Anywhere.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/misc.php?action=rules

Well if you want to label this as spam go ahead. But you are the ones losing in the end folks. I'm not kidding. This is the best of the best.

Originally posted by NuclearWinter
Funny Scythe. But seriously..it will help put more money in your wallet every month. Thats better than nothing isn't it? Oh no, on the contrary, I know all about this. I got this service three months ago, my phone bill has been $3 dollars every month!

I had all my money in the stock market..all of it. And I just lost it all today! I AM DEAD BROKE, NOT A PENNY TO MY NAME!


AND YOUR TRYING TO GET ME A LOWER PHONE BILL?! YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER FIND YOU! I WILL EAT YOUR HEART!

Thats right guys. And Skype also offers tons of more features, such as it's own instant message system, so that you can send messages, video footage, and even video chat where you can see who are you are talking to why you talk with them. It's Incredible! And the best part is, all of those features are included for absolutely Free!

Wow, is there an actual prize you can give for the most pathetic thread ever created?

I was desperatly contemplating suicide until I figured out about this awesome Skype program! To think that $9 dollars will cover my entire year's phone service and then some! Dear god, I almost lost it!

Why do we have to save the Money Guys? Who are they, and why are they so special?

The Money Guys are the epitome of tax evasion, they are the ones who sleep with our wives while we're at play AND work. The Money Guys know all, they see all.

Originally posted by NuclearWinter
Well if you want to label this as spam go ahead. But you are the ones losing in the end folks. I'm not kidding. This is the best of the best.

Still spam, with question. And considering you're talking like a saleman/bot I don't see any reason to think this isn't also a huge scam.

Again, no scam. I don't scam people. You can ready about Skype in any search engine.

Originally posted by NuclearWinter
Today the stock market had it's worst day since September 11, 2001.

With everything going on in the World today, and with the recent stock market collapse, mortgage crisis and everything else, I have pulled together a team of people to create a website and to try and alleviate some of the suffering through cheaper phone service from a company that I am sure many of you are already familiar with.

The way this works guys is that this company - Skype - offers local phone service every month through your computer for only $3. Thats it! Any by local I do mean to anyone in the entire United States! If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself at http://www.saveontelephonebills.com/.

These are tough times guys, and I am sick and tired of phone companies jacking peopke up the wazoo! I once was billed for over 1,000 from my phone company for using the phone too much. No joke! It was crazy. But I don't have to worry about that anymore. Now I use Skype. And with Skype I can talk to anyone in the World for cheaper than anything out there right now. Vonage doesn't even come close.

So I won't take up anymore of your time, but guys, things are only going to get worse. and you are going to need every penny you can save to be able to survive the coming years, so why not go ahead and take some of the stress off of your backs by not having to worry about phone services that rape you anymore. I know I feel alot better because of it. And with Skype, you can make more calls with less money.

We are in the process of developing even more easy to use software that will take money away from the phone companies and put it into your pocket. Check us out at http://www.saveontelephonebills.com/. You will not be dissapointed.
__________________
"To ignore factual reality by believing it to be otherwise does not mean that a person is removed from that reality. It only means that they suffer it ignorantly."
------
Forget about telephone bills forever guys! Talk for practically free at http://www.saveontelephonebills.com/
__________________
"To ignore factual reality by believing it to be otherwise does not mean that a person is removed from that reality. It only means that they suffer it ignorantly."
------
Forget about telephone bills forever guys! Talk for practically free at http://www.saveontelephonebills.com/

This is stupid. Comparing your phone bill to taxes, mortgage prices and the stock market crash is like comparing the Holocaust to roadkill. I know you weren't technically comparing these things but if you are suffering from property taxes or the stock market crash. Your phone bill is the least of your worries.

Stock Market Sucks Right Now



I would also like to mention that Bush is trying to get the government to "forgive" a lot of these large bankruptcies. I'll look it up later but I got some stuff to do this morning

Originally posted by NuclearWinter
Again, no scam. I don't scam people. You can ready about Skype in any search engine.

i use skype...but only on international calls to other skype users...cause it's free...why i would want to pay 3 bucks for something that is free is beyond me.

and it is spam...i hope you get banned

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SKYPE. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF CASH BEING SUCKED INTO YOUR PHONE BILLS? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN SKYPE. THIS SHIT WILL ERASE YOUR PHONE BILL FOR GOOD. YOU CAN PUT SKYPE ON YOUR COMPUTER AND IT'LL BUY YOU FREE PORN. ****.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY THIS ****ING SKYPE AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ****ER. THOSE ****ING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. SCREW SHAMWOW. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ****ING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? **** YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO **** YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO! WAIT. DON'T! CALLING COSTS MONEY, SO YOU'RE JUST SCREWED.

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Skype's pretty awesome though.

Still spam.

Yep time to save money, under your bed in a shoe box!!

The whole financial system is a house of cards, best stay out of this lotter

I hope someone steals your shoe box.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Yep time to save money, under your bed in a shoe box!!

The whole financial system is a house of cards, best stay out of this lotter

Yeah, money is after all the safest thing there is.


No wait, they'll just inflate it away

I thought Skype was a great deal until the guy dressed in the grim reaper costume came to my house and shoved a hot barbecue skewer up my ass. I tried to sue, but sure enough, in the fine print, it really did say, "Thirteen weeks after using Skype, a guy in a reaper costume will show up at your door and shove a hot skewer up your ass."

DON'T BUY THIS PRODUCT, FOLKS!!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Well, then again, if getting your ass soldered shut causing you to poop terds the shape of Frito's Honey Barbequed Flavored Twists, then have at it, friends!









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No, but seriously folks, it sounds like a decent deal, but this tidbit about making emergency phone calls is a bit concerning. http://www.skype.com/allfeatures/no911/

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, but seriously folks, it sounds like a decent deal, but this tidbit about making emergency phone calls is a bit concerning. http://www.skype.com/allfeatures/no911/

Don't worry, with the money you save you can afford to have a qualified medical team and private army on call at all times.

Awww....why save money? I'm just going to blow it all away in video games and comic books...oh, and some dvds.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I thought Skype was a great deal until the guy dressed in the grim reaper costume came to my house and shoved a hot barbecue skewer up my ass.

Wow, that totally doesnt sound like how Blue Oyster Cult described him

Originally posted by Bardock42
Skype's pretty awesome though.

Still spam.

Will you give me free German lessons over Skype?

Yes and people are racing to join Skype. Skype and Myspace have a joint contract. Thousands of people are using Skype as we speak.

The time to get in on these deals is now. =)

I predict that it will take the telephone business by storm within the next year. It already has in many ways.

Originally posted by Peach
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Originally posted by NuclearWinter
Yes and people are racing to join Skype. Skype and Myspace have a joint contract. Thousands of people are using Skype as we speak.

The time to get in on these deals is now. =)

I predict that it will take the telephone business by storm within the next year. It already has in many ways.

I seriously doubt it. It's like when everyone said televisions would be obsolete and everyone would watch tv on their computers, ain't going to happen. I do hope it forces phone companies to lower their rates, though.

Originally posted by NuclearWinter
Yes and people are racing to join Skype. Skype and Myspace have a joint contract. Thousands of people are using Skype as we speak.

The time to get in on these deals is now. =)

I predict that it will take the telephone business by storm within the next year. It already has in many ways.

Dude, we have solid testimony from a reliable member that your company anally abuses its customers. Sorry, but that's not worth lowering my $18.00 phone bill to $3.00.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Awww....why save money? I'm just going to blow it all away in video games and comic books...oh, and some dvds.

and why would you not spend it on drink, drugs and prostitutes???

Originally posted by Robtard
Will you give me free German lessons over Skype? Dude, you know I'll give you almost anything for free.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude, we have solid testimony from a reliable member that your company anally abuses its customers. Sorry, but that's not worth lowering my $18.00 phone bill to $3.00.

But you could argue it's worth raising it.

While we (NuclearGaylord) are all spamming. Those of you that do international calls on a regular basis should check out www.jajah.com, great site that. I use it all the time, there are sometimes better deals out there, but it's really easy to use and awesome, so I often just use it instead. Besides, it's also free between members I believe, so that's an upper.

Originally posted by jaden101
and why would you not spend it on drink, drugs and prostitutes???

Too expensive these days....stupid strip clubs now cost $20 per person. Lap dances now cost $30 for 1 song.

Just incredible bad!!!!! Damn inflation.