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So like, who wins?

If they're kissing each other, everybody wins. shifty

Seriously, though, I'd say Samus, though tough, rough, and battle-hardened is my personal preference.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
If they're kissing each other, everybody wins. shifty

QFT.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
If they're kissing each other, everybody wins. shifty

Seriously, though, I'd say Samus, though tough, rough, and battle-hardened is my personal preference.

I agree. On both points.

Samus would probably kiss a lot more passionately.

I dunno, Peach can be quite a tease.

Game character Peach, not me. Though so can I.

I think Peach would be more of a softer kisser then the rough kind like Samus probably is.

Whichever one gives head afterwards.

I dunno, I'm sure Peach gets a lot of practice from Bowser...

Originally posted by Peach
I dunno, Peach can be quite a tease.

Game character Peach, not me. Though so can I.
I can back up both of these points.

And Peach did choose Bowser as her steady, so I don't know. Could be a pretty fierce ***** hiding behind that sweet pink dress.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I can back up both of these points.

And Peach did choose Bowser as her steady, so I don't know. Could be a pretty fierce ***** hiding behind that sweet pink dress.

Seriously. I mean, who's Samus going to hook up with? Ridley? Seems a wee bit unlikely, though the whole enemy thing could make it pretty intense.

Originally posted by Peach
Seriously. I mean, who's Samus going to hook up with? Ridley? Seems a wee bit unlikely, though the whole enemy thing could make it pretty intense.


Ugh. Ridley has brains and a surprising amount of awesome, but Bowser's got the looks.

Originally posted by Peach
Seriously. I mean, who's Samus going to hook up with?

Master Chief.

I prefer the tough, hardcore girls, whereas Peach is more like a tease b!tch who fvcks dinosaurs. ermm

So Samus IMO.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I prefer the tough, hardcore girls, whereas Peach is more like a tease b!tch who fvcks dinosaurs. ermm
.

This is excellent.

Indeed, I am made of win.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Peach is more like a tease b!tch who fvcks dinosaurs. ermm
...This is not really news.

... when did he say it was news? ermm

Yeah, stop putting words in my mouth. ermm

I'm right, I'm a mod, damnit!

...I suppose I could edit the post. Would that be abuse of power? ermm

I felt the urge of posting this.


http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/071025.jpg


Then I felt the urge of being serious and say that I place my bets on Samus

Not giving Backfire a slap on the wrist is.

Originally posted by Becci
I felt the urge of posting this.


http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/071025.jpg


Then I felt the urge of being serious and say that I place my bets on Samus

See, and we wonder why Peach goes for Bowser.

And I feel the need to reply to the 'alternate ending' with this:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b267/crystalicstar/peachthecakeisalie-jordan.jpg

ROFL WUT!? haermm

And yeah, Samus ftw.

samus takes this, especially with her in her zero suit.....uhhhh......... o yea and peach is wayyyy to soft.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Master Chief.
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5443/ridleysamusmasterchiefny7.png

ermm

And yeah. Samus FTW here.

Surprised no one is really saying Peach, I figured with her being the girly one more would vote her.

I guess people like things a bit rough shrug

Yeah, and here I thought I was the only one who liked the brutal, tough girls. mmm

The question no one has bothered asking: What kind of kissing contest is it? What is the jury determining a winner by?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Surprised no one is really saying Peach, I figured with her being the girly one more would vote her.

Well, personally, I do say Peach. She's a wild one, under her princessy exterior, and we already know she's a tease

Originally posted by Becci
The question no one has bothered asking: What kind of kissing contest is it? What is the jury determining a winner by?

These are very important points.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5443/ridleysamusmasterchiefny7.png

ermm

And yeah. Samus FTW here.

Nice.

Strangely enough, I don't think Samus would be as rough as many of you think. Don't confuse her demeanor in battle for her actual personality. She always struck me as rather subdued.


Anyways, has she even kissed anyone at all before?

Originally posted by StyleTime
Strangely enough, I don't think Samus would be as rough as many of you think. Don't confuse her demeanor in battle for her actual personality. She always struck me as rather subdued.


Anyways, has she even kissed anyone at all before?
This is a good point. And no, I don't think she's kissed anyone, in canon. The only person she's ever appeared to have feelings about is Adam Malkovich, her one-time CO. And she doesn't seem the type to complicate a good military relationship with romance.

I change my vote. Peach is the better kisser. She's got more experience, and it's with a giant turtle-dino thing. That must take skill.

I also go with Peach.
Those high-class girls are freaky ya know. They'll do anything with anyone if my porn collection and Paris Hilton are anything to judge by.

You act like Peach has ever kissed anyone...

She only gives Mario a little kiss on the nose(seriously, wtf is that shit?) and Bowser's mouth is far too big to realistically kiss.

His dragon dong is also too big to realisticlaly fit in Peach.
But we all know it happened.

Not really.

Reptile penises are not too big.

Are dragons reptiles?
If so, show your scientific proof.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Are dragons reptiles?
If so, show your scientific proof.
this conversation is getting wierd.

That is why I kept out of it.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Are dragons reptiles?
If so, show your scientific proof.

* Komodo Dragon (Varanus komodoensis), the largest living lizard in the world
* Bearded Dragon, the common name for any agamid lizard in the genus Pogona
* Australian Water Dragon (Physignathus lesueurii), an arboreal agamid native to Eastern Australia
* Military Dragon, a lizard Ctenophorus isolepis gularis or Ctenophorus maculatus
* Lake Eyre Dragon, a lizard Ctenophorus maculosus which lives on salt pans in Australia
* Various genera of Australian lizards: Amphibolurus, Caimanops, Chelosania, Cryptagama, Ctenophorus, Diporiphora, Hypsilurus, Lophognathus, Physignathus, Pogona, Tympanocryptis
* Flying Dragon, the common name for any species in the genus Draco but especially Draco volans


A dragon also has a vast amount of reptilian features:

http://www.coolbuddy.com/imgs/dragon.jpg



But lets not drift out of topic, guys.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Not really.

Reptile penises are not too big.

...and you would know this...why?

Originally posted by ESB -1138
...and you would know this...why?
Some of us just... have knowledge of such things.

Of course, such things are vastly off-topic and a bit below the standards of fairly-family-friendly we like to keep around here.

Peach may have only been shown kissing Mario on the nose, but Samus hasn't been shown doing anything romantic at all.

Kitana 313

I just want to state that this is probably one of the best threads in this entire forum...

Well done, Blax

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Are dragons reptiles?
If so, show your scientific proof. I have a better question.

Is Bowser a dragon?

Cause to me he just looks like a giant, spiked, fire breathing turtle.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I have a better question.

Is Bowser a dragon?

Cause to me he just looks like a giant, spiked, fire breathing turtle.
Koopas are generally considered to be turtle-like. Bowser lacks the wings characteristic of most Western dragons, and the long, supple body characteristic of Eastern dragons.

It's reasonable to classify Bowser as a particularly aggressive species of turtle-like reptile.

Exactly.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Some of us just... have knowledge of such things.

Glad to know what you spend your free time doing.

Friggin reptiles are sexy.

My last boyfriend's name was Jake, Jake the Snake.

Dinosaurs looked more reptilian than birdlike to the laymen too but we of course now know they're not as reptilian as we thought.
Turtles don't walk on their hind legs or spit streams of fire.
Then again a lot of dragons are quadrapeds so...
Hm.

I'd say say koopas aren't reptiles simply because we have no idea what they're made of.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Dinosaurs looked more reptilian than birdlike to the laymen too but we of course now know they're not as reptilian as we thought.
Turtles don't walk on their hind legs or spit streams of fire.
Then again a lot of dragons are quadrapeds so...
Hm.

I'd say say koopas aren't reptiles simply because we hav eno idea what they're made of. Notice how Bowser and his children(and the Boom Booms lol), and the occasional hammer bro are the ONLY Koopas who stand on their hindlegs, all other Koopas are on both legs, and all Koopas but Bowers and his niglits look like turtles facially.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Glad to know what you spend your free time doing.
And since when is how I get my jollies any of your concern?

Yeah! What we masturbate to is none of your business!

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Yeah! What we masturbate to is none of your business!

Alright there's this thing called a line...well it was crossed long ago and no one has looked back yet but still that's not the point.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Alright there's this thing called a line...well it was crossed long ago and no one has looked back yet but still that's not the point. You make me cry.

Me too.

Darn normal people.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Friggin reptiles are sexy.

My last boyfriend's name was Jake, Jake the Snake.
you playin? you gay or bi? or wut?

Originally posted by k1Lla441
you playin? you gay or bi? or wut? It was a joke.

But as for your question, I am bi.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
It was a joke.

But as for your question, I am bi.
nah, i knew the snake thing was a joke, but i just wanted to know if you bi or not cus you got blax yelled at in the other thread cus he made fun of you for it ( was very funny ). its cool to see someone open like that.

If getting her face entirely sucked by a giant firebreathing turtle counts as kissing, then Peach's got the experience...

agreed, but bowser wasnt just sucking peach's face

...

No Zelda?

Originally posted by MadMel
agreed, but bowser wasnt just sucking peach's face

Oh my...

But, he's tongue's bugger than her head!

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0603/wtf_cat.jpg.w300h371_HeOTTJstzM5Z.jpg

Originally posted by Raijin
...

No Zelda?



Zelda and Peach FTW...

Originally posted by Peach


Zelda and Peach FTW...
QFT. innocent

Samus is kinda out of peaches league. Zelda vs peach would have been a mmmmuuuucchhhhh better thread. you should start one of thos.

I would say Samus due to her having a better sex appeal.

Ya know, I can't help but state my epic win for making this thread... four pages ain't bad.

edit- Peach agrees.

How are we judging this? Is it determined by whichever one I look at the most while I'm tugging my lug?

Yeah Kudos to you for making such an epic thread. (no sarcasm)

Originally posted by GenomeFrozener
I would say Samus due to her having a better sex appeal.
Your personal opinion, that is.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Your personal opinion, that is.

So? I still can say Peach < Samus, so bleh!
XD

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Your personal opinion, that is.

I agree with him. Besides I would want to have a girl who doesn't get kidnap every time I turn around.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
I agree with him. Besides I would want to have a girl who doesn't get kidnap every time I turn around.

Even if you're the one doing the kidnapping?

Peach so plans that with Bowser, by the way. There's no other explanation.

Originally posted by Peach
Even if you're the one doing the kidnapping?

Peach so plans that with Bowser, by the way. There's no other explanation.

Then Bowser gets beat up by Mario. Sounds like too much work for me. I would have given up years ago.

Originally posted by Peach
Even if you're the one doing the kidnapping?

Peach so plans that with Bowser, by the way. There's no other explanation.
Yes, this. When Peach gets lonely being all princessy, she calls up Bowser and asks what he's doing tomorrow.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Then Bowser gets beat up by Mario. Sounds like too much work for me. I would have given up years ago.

Considering how often that it happens, I don't think Bowser cares too much.

Originally posted by Peach
Considering how often that it happens, I don't think Bowser cares too much.
Perhaps Peach is worth it?

I would definitely go for Peach.

Rescue her, have her thank you in the most perverted way and then let Bowser else get the sloppy seconds.

Rinse and repeat.

Peach needs more intelligence. =/

Originally posted by Zack Fair
I would definitely go for Peach.

Rescue her, have her thank you in the most perverted way and then let Bowser else get the sloppy seconds.

Rinse and repeat. In all the Mario games you have played, when have you ever seen Mario get more than a friggin kiss on the nose?

Exactly.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
In all the Mario games you have played, when have you ever seen Mario get more than a friggin kiss on the nose?

Exactly. samus owns, peach has no experience really. niether does samus, but something about her is extremely sexy....