Kratos and Ryu- OLYMPICS!!!!!
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k1Lla441
There will be five matches, with kratos from god of war 2, and ryu from street fighter. none of them get there special abilites, but are only wearing gym shorts and a white T. Just decide who you think is going to win in each mach.
Match 1: Arm wrestling.
Match 2: High jump.
Match 3: Fastest 40 yard run.
Match 4: Thumb wrestling.
Match 5: Long Jump.
Kirikaze Fuuma
Ryu loses completely.
Dark-Jaxx
Um, how will Ryu lose ALL?
1. Kratos
2. Ryu
3. Ryu
4. Kratos...Although I don't think Thumb Wrestling is in the Olympics...
5. Ryu
Zack Fair
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Um, how will Ryu lose ALL?
1. Kratos
2. Ryu
3. Ryu
4. Kratos...Although I don't think Thumb Wrestling is in the Olympics...
5. Ryu
QFT
NonSensi-Klown
The thumb wrestling is a tie, as Ryu can just do that gay little movie where he moves his thumb down so that it's resting against his middle finger.
Dark-Jaxx
It's called suffocation nigga, if they go in the bunny hole and you plug it up, the thumb will suffocate. 131
C. C. Cowgirl!
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Um, how will Ryu lose ALL?
1. Kratos
2. Ryu
3. Ryu
4. Kratos...Although I don't think Thumb Wrestling is in the Olympics...
5. Ryu
Sado22
Kratos for the win. he'll ripoff ryu's arm during the arm wrestling and the rest of it sees ryu bleed to a slow painful agonizing death...much to my joy.
~Sado
k1Lla441
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
4. Kratos...Although I don't think Thumb Wrestling is in the Olympics...
I wasnt really looking to the olympics for these events, just wut i thought would be cool to see. i put olympics in the title because the setup reminds me of olympics.
Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Sado22
Kratos for the win. he'll ripoff ryu's arm during the arm wrestling and the rest of it sees ryu bleed to a slow painful agonizing death...much to my joy.
~Sado Wow, what a incredibly un-biased and thoughtful post.
Sado22
if you look at it, it is.
Can ryu ripoff the heads of monsters or overpower hydras? no.
Can kratos ripoff ryu's arm? yes cuz he can not only ripoff arm of giant monsters etc but he can also rip them in half between the body and legs.
with an army totally ripped off from the socket, will ryu not be able to compete in the rest? yes. will he not die painfully and slowy? yes.
hence, a thoughtful and unbiased post. Postmodernism for the win! nerd
Dark-Jaxx
In a standarm arm wrestling match, it would be impossibly to literally rip off the arm of someone else unless you cheat. And then Kratos will just be disqualified. Yay.
k1Lla441
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
In a standarm arm wrestling match, it would be impossibly to literally rip off the arm of someone else unless you cheat. And then Kratos will just be disqualified. Yay. hes right, but kratos would just normally win.
Sado22
Kratos would break his arm in several places in the process, most likely dislocated it. and then ryu'll go pop like some random virigin's cherry
Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Sado22
Kratos would break his arm in several places in the process, most likely dislocated it. and then ryu'll go pop like some random virigin's cherry
Kay...A dislocated arm means he can't run or jump?
Break his arm in several places? Nope, wouldn't happen.
Though lol at the subtle Ryu being a 40 year old virgin joke.
Wil7
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Kay...A dislocated arm means he can't run or jump?
Break his arm in several places? Nope, wouldn't happen.
Though lol at the subtle Ryu being a 40 year old virgin joke.
You can still run with a dislocated arm.
That would never happen. I agree.
40 year old virgin.
Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Wil7
You can still run with a dislocated arm.
That would never happen. I agree.
40 year old virgin. Exactly.
Dur. The precautions and rules of t3h armwrestling.
He's not joking.
Ryu really IS a 40 year old virgin.
k1Lla441
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Exactly.
Dur. The precautions and rules of t3h armwrestling.
He's not joking.
Ryu really IS a 40 year old virgin.
i just feel bad for ryu now
Sado22
well.....in ryu's defense he has a longterm relationship.
with KEN whose a married man!
Dark-Jaxx
Well Ken IS pretty hot.
Dark-Jaxx
I'm not joking. haermm
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