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So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.

congrats on both.

Jesus, you really have to get that game.






Oh, cool about the baby too. awehuhs

The baby things cool but being a father cannot be scarier than Bioshock

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed



congrats on both.
My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant. awehuhs

Originally posted by Slay
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.

Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"

Originally posted by Slay
My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant. awehuhs I really hope you're lying about the BioShock thing too...

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I really hope you're lying about the BioShock thing too...
Go listen to Green Day, *****. awebrow

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"
Originally posted by Slay
My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant. awehuhs
Do it anyway

Originally posted by Slay
Go listen to Green Day, *****. awebrow Go listen to Rihanna! awehawe

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Go listen to Rihanna! awehawe
Yeah, but I don't actually listen to Rihanna, you do listen to Green Day. awehuhs

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, but I don't actually listen to Rihanna, you do listen to Green Day. awehuhs Well,







shut up awebrow

k...

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"

Originally posted by Slay
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.

you must buy Bioshock, without a doubt.

Now what was this other news awehuhs

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"
Have you ever loved someone? awebrow

Originally posted by Slay
Have you ever loved someone? awebrow

I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.



I see. awehuhs

is is that true?



aww you fixed it uhuh

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.



You sick f*ck.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.



And to finish up you came on here excellent

Originally posted by Mairuzu
is is that true?



aww you fixed it uhuh

I fixed it faster than 20 seconds. You must of refreshed or clicked this thread and read that post during that "less than 20 seconds".

nee nars?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.


you too?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you too?
drylaugh

my girlfriend might be prego... but at least i've played bioshock haermm

DONT PUNCH THE BABY. It could possibly just retard it, and not kill it.

Originally posted by Selphie
DONT PUNCH THE BABY. It could possibly just retard it, and not kill it.
Yeah. You gotta let the stairs do all the work!

Originally posted by Selphie
Might as well just take a drill to it shrug
Too messy. awehuhs

OH YEAH, YOUR GIRL'S GUTS AND PLACENTA ON THE FLOOR, WHAT A MESS, 'CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY WORSE THAN STEPPING ON LITTLE CHILDREN'S TOYS THAT MAKE YOU SCREAM, AND YOU FEEL LIKE KICKING THE KID IN THE FACE!

*sigh* Jackass.

Originally posted by Selphie
OH YEAH, YOUR GIRL'S GUTS AND PLACENTA ON THE FLOOR, WHAT A MESS, 'CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY WORSE THAN STEPPING ON LITTLE CHILDREN'S TOYS THAT MAKE YOU SCREAM, AND YOU FEEL LIKE KICKING THE KID IN THE FACE!

*sigh* Jackass.
Just saying, that at least with stairs, it's a nice clean abortion.

Yeah, yer boring

Why so cliche, its boring BORING I SAY!

Would you rather I used a rusty coat hanger and some hedge clippers?

Oooo, hedge clippers!

Rusty coat hanger is cliche as well

Ok fine.

Hedge clippers and a curling iron.

GOOD JOB WITH THE CURLING IRON, I LIKE IT!

I AM SADISTIC. peaches

I never have played Bioshock either.

Don't really plan to either.

Originally posted by Slay
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.

Dude, just some advice, it's time for you to buck up and take responsibility for your actions. I usually don't preach about stuff like this, but a whole year it's been out and you still haven't played BioShock?!! WTF, man???

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.




You know.....spooning leads to forking........








































































......I'm stupid

Originally posted by Slay
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend. Im glad you were kidding mate

wow something similair happened to me except in my case she miscarried then slept with everyelse on my block behind my back