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Who wins here?

1.Saber
2.Force
3.All out

Location-Palpatine's office

Malak is practically beneath Palpatine's notice. He'd probably have fun torturing the boy with his Force Lightning.

Palpatine curbstomps malak, and does unholy things to him with the force. Seriously, at least make it SF Malak, frickin normal Malak will get bent over.

Even on the star forge Malak will get destroyed (Force Raped- get the pun?) because Sidious would get the same boost. This is almost spite.

Originally posted by Jbill311
Even on the star forge Malak will get destroyed (Force Raped- get the pun?) because Sidious would get the same boost. This is almost spite.
I know, but at least on the SF malak might have a %1 chance of victory. And when I say SF Malak, I mean he has the SF boost and bodies, but Palps doesn't lol. IDK how that would work but still Palps wins my a ridiculous margin. Seriously this is like right next to spite

I voted this...

Just to make some of you argue about how wrong it is!

Originally posted by laser7455
Who wins here?

1.Saber
2.Force
3.All out

Location-Palpatine's office Wow. You make threads, but you don't actually read anuthing on these forums, do you?

Originally posted by Tangible God
Wow. You make threads, but you don't actually read anuthing on these forums, do you?

There's always one who does it, right?

I just realized: that's a poorly constructed poll.

Nice sig Janus. Its the most truthful and proper representation of Palpatine that Ive ever seen.

You'd still say Revan>Palpatine, eh buddy?

Originally posted by Tangible God
You'd still say Revan>Palpatine, eh buddy?

ALL HAIL REVAN. HE IS GREAT AND WISE AND MASCULINE.

But yeah I would....mostly to piss off the Sidious fanboys.

Originally posted by Tangible God
I just realized: that's a poorly constructed poll.

you just realized that? lol, that's the dumbest poll i've seen...
does the thread-creator actually expect us to talk about this one?
Sidous-Malak is like... i dunno, chewbacca-binks.

Originally posted by Great Vengeance
ALL HAIL REVAN. HE IS GREAT AND WISE AND MASCULINE.

Don't forget pale.

Revan was very skinny. Not masculine.

By the way why does palpatines forehead look like an asscrack?

Originally posted by Schwarzenegger

By the way why does palpatines forehead look like an asscrack?

I lol'ed.

Becuase he mind rapes people and expects the same back.


Plus chicks dig scars.

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
Becuase he mind rapes people and expects the same back.


Plus chicks dig scars.

^Thats what I did when I read that post

You... turned into a banana?

HAHAHA, MY COMIDIC POWERS ARE MYTHICAL, MAGICAL AND MYSTICAL!!!! BOW, WIERDLY SMALL HUMANS!!!

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
HAHAHA, MY COMIDIC POWERS ARE MYTHICAL, MAGICAL AND MYSTICAL!!!! BOW, WIERDLY SMALL HUMANS!!!

I WILL NOT SUBMIT, SIR.

Originally posted by Gideon
You... turned into a banana?
I know, sometimes shit happens lol

SILENCE!! I LISTEN NOT TO THE PRATTLING OF ANTS!!! MY POWER IS INFINITE!!!!

NOW I MUST LEAVE TO CONQUER SOUTH AMERICA!!!!

(2 days later)

BLAST!!! HOW COULD I NOT FORSEE THE MIGHT OF THIER BOARDS-WITH-NAILS-IN-THEM TECHNOLOGY!!! I AM A DISGRACE TO OMNIPOTENT BEINGS EVERYWHERE!!!

AT LEAST GIDEON STILL WORSHIPS ME!!!

how can one be worshiped when they cant even spell comedic correctly?

It isn't easy, but that just proves how great I really am.

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
It isn't easy, but that just proves how great I really am. A .4 on the Richter scale?

Thats me all right. 'Mildly upsetting the cuttlery and spilling the cornflakes of life'

Hold on there, sport. Did you know you would have to eat 17 bowls of corn flakes to get the same nutritional value from one bowl of Total?

So spill my cornflakes if you want but stay outta my Total.

*holds up comically overburdened food tray*

*Smacks the bottom of the food tray, causing the food to be violently thrown in Red's face. Laughs and then go's back to beating baby seals to death*