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ScarletSpeed
Chick came into my work today, and she was all looking for a job and stuff. The Manager left me in charge for a few hours, so I totally pretended to be the manager laughing


so I was like just talking away to her(she was ugly) and I was all like "ewwww, I am so not telling my manager about her, I don't want her to work here."


so I didn't tell him, and here we are awesome

It felt good to be the king uhuh
The Grey Fox
lol
Röland
Poor girl. awehuhs
Neo Darkhalen
i lol'd.
ScarletSpeed
geshien
Well, was she nice and/or qualified?
ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by geshien
Well, was she nice and/or qualified?

not at all, she had no enthusiasm, nor had she any experience.

but I can't in all good conscience say that if she did, I would have gave it to her erm
DeathKap
thats just rude, and funny at the same time.
geshien
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
not at all, she had enthusiasm, nor had she any experience.

but I can't in all good conscience say that if she did, I would have gave it to her erm

That's pretty ****ed up.

Oh well, what she doesn't know won't hurt her.
ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by DeathKap
thats just rude, and funny at the same time, but still rude.


she sucked, I think her Mum was making her look for a job, lol.
DeathKap
How old was she?
ScarletSpeed
18 lol.
Röland
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
18 lol.
LOL RAEP
ScarletSpeed
Röland
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lol am 17 awesome
She rapes you. awesome
ScarletSpeed
it's legal for us to have sex, cause I certainly am not going to admit to anyone about having sex with her, let alone rape awecreep
Röland
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
it's legal for us to have sex, cause I certainly am not going to admit to anyone about having sex with her, let alone rape awecreep
That's why it's called RAPE. She has sex with you even though you don't want it. awetwitch

Did she have boobs or anything? Or was she just not great looking in the face? awehuhd
ScarletSpeed
Röland
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lol, I dunno man, like she wasn't wearing a flattering top or anything

and she had ****ed up teeth no expression
EW. DO NOT WANT BEAR TRAP TEETH.
geshien
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m104/baycityman/Fugly/Fugley2.jpg
DeathKap
U know whats funny. I just thought thats right Scarlet is Scotish, then i though "hmmm... Scottish Speed"
ScarletSpeed
ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by DeathKap
U know whats funny. I just thought thats right Scarlet is Scotish, then i though "hmmm... Scottish Speed"

laughing


the scottish version of the drug.
DeathKap
5 times stronger than the regular versian.
ScarletSpeed
it's necessary, considering the surroundings and its inhabitants awesome
Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by DeathKap
U know whats funny. I just thought thats right Scarlet is Scotish, then i though "hmmm... Scottish Speed"

You stealing my act?



I DON'T THINK SO! uhuh
DeathKap
Shut up Neo.

















































































stick out tongue
geshien
I'm part Scottish as well. cool
DeathKap
Im 5/8ths Irish.
Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by DeathKap
Im 5/8ths Irish.

Thats not scottish stick out tongue
DeathKap
Irish r cooler than Scottish stick out tongue
ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by DeathKap
Irish r cooler than Scottish stick out tongue


ZOMG, OH NO YOU DIDN'T



lol at the potato famine.
DeathKap
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
ZOMG, OH NO YOU DIDN'T



lol at the potato famine.
Irish Acsents r cooler an they never ate Sheeps stomach stuffed with diced liver an kidneys. An they dont toss logs for fun stick out tongue
ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by DeathKap
Irish Acsents r cooler an they never ate Sheeps stomach stuffed with diced liver an kidneys. An they dont toss logs for fun stick out tongue


yes they do.
Neo Darkhalen
Blasphemy!
DeathKap
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yes they do.
Just kiddin lol, Scotish r cool too lol.
ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by DeathKap
Just kiddin lol, Scotish r cool too lol.

no, not too, ARE COOLER!
geshien
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...

There are a lot of flies on that particular day because it's a particularly hot and muggy day.

The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman all order a pint of beer.

They receive their beers all with fly floating on the top.




The Englishman bursts out "Bar keep! I will not drink this filthy glass with vermin floating about in it!" "Get me another!"

The Bar keep replies "Sorry sir, I'll fetch you anotha."

The Englishman receives a new pint, vermin free and proceeds to drink it.














The Irishman too notices a fly floating in his pint.

With his hand, he picks it up and tosses it over his shoulder. Grins, and downs his pint.
















The Scotsman also notices a fly in his beer.

He takes the fly out and violently shakes it over his glass.


Scotsman: "SPID IT OUT YA LIL' BASTARD!!"


big grin
ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by geshien
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...

There are a lot of flies on that particular day because it's a particularly hot and muggy day.

The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman all order a pint of beer.

They receive their beers all with fly floating on the top.




The Englishman bursts out "Bar keep! I will not drink this filthy glass with vermin floating about in it!" "Get me another!"

The Bar keep replies "Sorry sir, I'll fetch you anotha."

The Englishman receives a new pint, vermin free and proceeds to drink it.














The Irishman too notices a fly floating in his pint.

With his hand, he picks it up and tosses it over his shoulder. Grins, and downs his pint.
















The Scotsman also notices a fly in his beer.

He takes the fly out and violently shakes it over his glass.


Scotsman: "SPID IT OUT YA LIL' BASTARD!!"


big grin


laughing

I enjoyed that laughing
DeathKap
Originally posted by geshien
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...

There are a lot of flies on that particular day because it's a particularly hot and muggy day.

The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman all order a pint of beer.

They receive their beers all with fly floating on the top.




The Englishman bursts out "Bar keep! I will not drink this filthy glass with vermin floating about in it!" "Get me another!"

The Bar keep replies "Sorry sir, I'll fetch you anotha."

The Englishman receives a new pint, vermin free and proceeds to drink it.














The Irishman too notices a fly floating in his pint.

With his hand, he picks it up and tosses it over his shoulder. Grins, and downs his pint.
















The Scotsman also notices a fly in his beer.

He takes the fly out and violently shakes it over his glass.


Scotsman: "SPID IT OUT YA LIL' BASTARD!!"


big grin
laughing
And to SS **** the Scottish!



































































stick out tongue
geshien
stick out tongue
ScarletSpeed
Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?

It has a 12 month waiting list.
DeathKap
Seriously?
Neo Darkhalen
mHVzkUK41yI
ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?

It has a 12 month waiting list. Originally posted by DeathKap
Seriously?

OMG, are you kidding ?no expressionno expressionno expression|:



a 12 month waiting list to get an abortion?


you can only be pregnant for 9 months,

you aren't gonna get an abortion 3 months after the kid is born no expression laughing


it's supposed to be stupid laughing
DeathKap
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
OMG, are you kidding ?no expressionno expressionno expression|:



a 12 month waiting list to get an abortion?


you can only be pregnant for 9 months,

you aren't gonna get an abortion 3 months after the kid is born no expression laughing


it's supposed to be stupid laughing
I know that u idiot! laughing I wasent serious laughing
Mairuzu
stoned

wtf is going on in here too

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